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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dango Bango posted:

Why would you even want this?
proper working AR would be a gamechanger for literally everyone everywhere all the time


doofus-rear end $3500 goggles ain't it though

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I don't know how I feel about the "guy injured" bumper theme

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
This is the longest Vision Pro ad I've seen yet.

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

 No Apple, I’m not buying a gimmicky VR headset for Mac Studio money

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008

Kirios posted:

Vision Pro is gonna bomb so drat hard and I am here for it.

:same:

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CapnAndy posted:

the apple VR goggles cost three thousand and five hundred dollars

what does it even do?

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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
I feel like my wife would justifiably divorce me if I tried to parent while wearing those abominations

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

CapnAndy posted:

proper working AR would be a gamechanger for literally everyone everywhere all the time


doofus-rear end $3500 goggles ain't it though
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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Red and gold, the colors of my toddlers boogers in the morning

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I've got an exec at work that already wants to move their setup over to the Vision Pro and it fills me with existential dread every time I think about it.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

CapnAndy posted:

the apple VR goggles cost three thousand and five hundred dollars

Will it run the Awful App?

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
VR goggles to watch home movies is kinda cool. I tried that at a friend's house and it's pretty neat.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Codependent Poster posted:

what does it even do?
AR supposedly

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

proper working AR would be a gamechanger for literally everyone everywhere all the time


doofus-rear end $3500 goggles ain't it though

They've been trying to properly make AR/VR since like, what, the 80s? It's like making fetch happen at this point

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
I'm so glad they did not pass on 3rd and 3. Just hand it to CMC.

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Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


 Apple has all the cult following of Musk but their man-god had the decency to die.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Starting to suspect this CMC guy can play a little bit.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
:schotty:

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015

CapnAndy posted:

proper working AR would be a gamechanger for literally everyone everywhere all the time


doofus-rear end $3500 goggles ain't it though

Counter point: no it wouldn't

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

 Miss u, CMC

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tricky Ed posted:

Apple has all the cult following of Musk but their man-god had the decency to die.

I ain't never seen an iPhone run over a toddler either.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 Hutch

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Codependent Poster posted:

what does it even do?

It parts stupid people with too much money from the aforementioned money.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Hutchinson was in there so fast drat

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Like for $3500 it better come with a sex robot for all the porn everyone will watch on it

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CapnAndy posted:

proper working AR would be a gamechanger for literally everyone everywhere all the time

This is dumb and you are dumb.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Hutchinson was in there so fast drat

And he even adjusted his stance right before the snap :stare:

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 If 6'1'' Brock gets this many passes deflected imagine how many 5'7'' Bryce Young does.

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 That’s more like it lions

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Codependent Poster posted:

what does it even do?

AR. I have family that's worked at Magic Leap, a company that's been working on that stuff for a decade+, and while the idea is kinda cool, the headsets are simply too bulky and at this point they don't really offer an advantage over normal computers and poo poo until they can make the headsets comfortable

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 beautiful hit

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

RumbleFish posted:

They've been trying to properly make AR/VR since like, what, the 80s? It's like making fetch happen at this point
Disney of all companies unveiled a huge step forward in making VR actually a workable thing, proper omni-directional treadmill flooring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68YMEmaF0rs

someone still needs to crack haptics though and good fuckin' luck to 'em

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
go Lions go Lions go Lions raowwwwww

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 HE MISSED?!

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 No good

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

 More like booty

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 none points

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 lol go lions

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 :lol: Niners

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
hahahahahaha suck it

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