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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Oh gently caress not Dre

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

 LaPorta made of adamantium

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
okay, solid lol for playing the Sonic rings drop sound effect.

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Gangringo
Jul 22, 2007

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

 The Sonic rings sound never fails to crack me up.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 Did they just do a Sonic ring sound for LaPorta getting hit?

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 god i hope that lb didnt break his shoulder doing that

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 That's a shoulder seperation

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 interesting time to use a sonic the hedgehog sound for your own player getting hurt

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 lmfao @ the sonic rings

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Dre felll awkard. ooff. that was shoulder. rip.

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 whoa laporta just broke greenlaws shoulder or something

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Gangringo posted:

The Sonic rings sound never fails to crack me up.

good poo poo

greenlaw nooooo

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
LaPorta too strong

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Nick Soapdish posted:

Did they just do a Sonic ring sound for LaPorta getting hit?

:laffo::laffo: I couldn't believe it when I heard it

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 That looks like it Hurts

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BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Broken collar bone drat

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kirios posted:

lmfao @ the sonic rings
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Greenlaw is walking like all the bones in his left side just disintegrated

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Greenlaw looks like he just took Perfect Cell's blast on Vegeta's behalf

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Rogue Elephant posted:

whoa laporta just broke greenlaws shoulder or something

My first guess was collarbone

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
coward rear end lions should've gone for it

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 why would you ever fake a punt. just run a real play if you're gonna go for it

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
I'd like to again thank Xfinity cable for being behind.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
should of gone for it

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
 Love the Sonic The Hedgehog ring loss sound they played in the stadium

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 I think that looked more like a shoulder separation or joint than a collarbone.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Kinda surprised they didn't go hard count

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Oh gently caress off State Farm

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

surf rock posted:

Greenlaw looks like he just took Perfect Cell's blast on Vegeta's behalf

:golfclap:

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

chamois posted:

why would you ever fake a punt. just run a real play if you're gonna go for it

The Lions have basically been able to conduct uncontested punts the entire year because of their success.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

CapnAndy posted:

okay, solid lol for playing the Sonic rings drop sound effect.

lmfao

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Lions need to keep their momentum going. 49ers won't slow down.

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'd like to again thank Xfinity cable for being behind.

Glad I'm not the only one. Constantly a play behind

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Lions punted, it’s over

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Lions punted, it’s over

:hmmyes:

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Lions punted, it’s over

I do kind of believe this

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I like that the old lady from Jury Duty got this nerdwallet commercial

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
greenlaw just got the extra-strength stuff

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
glad Greenlaw isn't hurt

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Technowrite
Jan 18, 2006

I first battled the Metroids on Planet Zebes.
They got too cute on that drive.

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