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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 So I've been in my golf simulator setup in the garage - watching the game on my monitors and hitting golf balls on my projector.

Life's good y'all.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Kalli posted:

What are they chanting?

Sounds like "Jared Goff"

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

 JA-RED GOFF

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Jared Goff chants in Santa Clara :hmmyes:

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jared Goff chant. :allears:

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kalli posted:

What are they chanting?

JARED GOFF

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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
JA-RED GOFF JA-RED GOFF JA-RED GOFF JA-RED GOFF

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fartknocker posted:

Jared Goff chants in Santa Clara :hmmyes:

When he brings the Lombardi to Detroit they need to have the statue ready that day.

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The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm not at all mad the Lions are winning. They're a fun team and I'm happy their fans are experiencing joy.

I'm mad at how the Niners are losing.

I have never felt this kind of energy in a sports bar, it's kinda wild

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 it’s GOFFMANIA

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



 Isn't Shanahan like 0-49 when trailing at halftime lol

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

What are they chanting?

JACK HIM OFF

kinda weird but whatever

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Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
THe Detroit Lions ftw

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Even the 49ers fans know which team has "it"

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

Kirios posted:

So I've been in my golf simulator setup in the garage - watching the game on my monitors and hitting golf balls on my projector.

Life's good y'all.

Is your wife a police officer in Minnesota?

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Roasted Donut posted:

THe Detroit Lions ftw
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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

FistEnergy posted:

JACK HIM OFF

kinda weird but whatever
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Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
 well, in the next hour and a half, we'll either see one of the most unexpected routs by an underdog or one of the greatest comebacks in nfl playoff history

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

When he brings the Lombardi to Detroit they need to have the statue ready that day.

They're gonna have statues of everybody. It'll be like the terracotta warriors

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Time to take halftime to fold laundry.

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Is your wife a police officer in Minnesota?

Lol

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 I have no idea how to process this

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Lions half time adjustments: knee it twice on offense then convert another long third down

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Coaaab posted:

well, in the next hour and a half, we'll either see one of the most unexpected routs by an underdog or one of the greatest comebacks in nfl playoff history

:cheers: us content enjoyers are feasting

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Bellmaker posted:

Isn't Shanahan like 0-49 when trailing at halftime lol

Can't blow a 17-point half time lead if you have a 17-point half time defecit!

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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG

WoodrowSkillson posted:

I have no idea how to process this

a million times this

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Android Apocalypse posted:

Time to take halftime to fold laundry.

ohh poo poo yeah

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

I have no idea how to process this

honestly same lol

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Black Lighter posted:

They're gonna have statues of everybody. It'll be like the terracotta warriors

youre gonna be able to see statue dan campbells head from space

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 A world where Stafford AND Goff could hoist Lombardis is not a world I thought could exist

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Is your wife a police officer in Minnesota?

hahahahahaha

You have no idea how much of that poo poo I have to hear while on the course.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Bellmaker posted:

Isn't Shanahan like 0-49 when trailing at halftime lol

1-30 trailing in the 4th quarter. He was 0-30 before last week.

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

bean mom posted:

youre gonna be able to see statue dan campbells balls from space
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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF

MJeff posted:

1-30. He was 0-30 before last week.

:lol:

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epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

 this is so loving cool!!!!!!!!!!

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/donjay/status/1751771753381073369

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 These 49ers looked like unstoppable juggernauts earlier in the season, this is just pathetic

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Android Apocalypse posted:


I just realized… these will be the last chicken wings I'll eat for the 2023-2024 NFL season since I'll be missing the Super Bowl when I'm in Colorado that weekend…
:smith:

Thank you for your service sir

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Bellmaker posted:

Isn't Shanahan like 0-49 when trailing at halftime lol

I think last week was the first time he won a game when trailing lol

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Lions stomping the poo poo out of SF is way more enjoyable than I imagined it could be.

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