Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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Jared Goff? This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF	33	45.83%
Jared Goof	14	19.44%
MCDC	9	12.50%
Purdy Good	16	22.22%
Total:	72 votes

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Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Run: re-established

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:20

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# ? May 30, 2024 08:52

solarjetman: Jan 27, 2001; Fun Shoe

Lions dodged a couple bullets and it seems to have settled them down a bit.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:20

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Williams is having an... interesting game

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:20

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

CATCH THe BALLL

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:20

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

CATCH THE loving BALL

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

DEFENSIVE PASS INTERFERENCE

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Getting away with DPI again

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Chase Young, a 'premiere' defensive lineman

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

CATCH BALL!

JUST CATCH BALL!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

WRs can only catch the worst most horrible passes I guess

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

drat catch the ball

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

This is a very entertaining game. I would have shat my soul out if I were a Lions fan.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Man they just aren't connecting on these long passes. Stop it.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

seemed like he coulda caught that...

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

well that looked catchable!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

lions missed tackles and dropped passes challenge

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Lions receivers bodyswapped with the Chiefs receivers

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Shocking niners still can't stop the run

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

The flea flickers have betrayed the Lions!!!!!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

WRs can only catch the worst most horrible passes I guess

Harder to catch when you're getting pushed in the back while trying to do so

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Imagine if the Lions kicked that field goal~

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Kirios posted:

Diaper status: Wearing

This is next level poo poo

Great idea!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Lions can now only catch the ball if it touches a niners defenders hands first

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Murdstone posted:

Man they just aren't connecting on these long passes. Stop it.

Then they convert on a run so why not

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Upside Potential: Jun 14, 2006; If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.

sphincter status: GRIT

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:21

Zwabu: Aug 7, 2006

It looked like Goff threw it a bit behind JameO on that first catch, was real lucky JameO recovered to grab the ball away from the defender instead of getting picked.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:22

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

fishing with the fam posted:

This is a very entertaining game. I would have shat my soul out if I were a Lions fan.

Yeah this has Cubs game 7 vibes

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:22

sirtommygunn: Mar 7, 2013

jesus christ lions

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:22

GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; *Stupid Babby*

Detroit football lions

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:22

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

ah balls 49er down

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:22

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Upside Potential posted:

sphincter status: GRIT

I recommend laxatives

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:22

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

if lions players were capable of catching footballs this would be over

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:22

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015; Can't post for 8 hours!

Another brutal drop

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:22

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Lions at least have 2 of the 3 best playoff games this year.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:23

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Squeaky bum time

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:23