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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

biceps crimes posted:

not even gonna bother watching the superbowl this year. god damnit lions
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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nodoze posted:

If the Lions receivers held onto a few of those passes

Yep, ain't the field goals:

https://twitter.com/swarheit/status/1751794351984746971

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:33
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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Komet posted:

I don't really even want to watch the super bowl

it reeks of the penguins/red wings matchups where I didn't even bother because who gives a poo poo lmao

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papersack
Jul 27, 2003

 I think if you want to win you should catch the ball

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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
just completely gone

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:33
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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Why aren’t the lions running every down

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:33
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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Unpopular opinion: I will still watch the Super Bowl

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:33
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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

 Lions have called a great offensive game, but talent just could not execute. Drops, fumbles, Goff straight up missing people.

RIP lions

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 the grit gun jammed and backfired.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 we now see the result of teams listening to TFF. they go for it on 4th down twice, they fail twice. they run the ball and fumble it

meanwhile the teams going to the superbowl called a lot of passing plays and scrambles

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I've never felt this bad about winning a playoff game.

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:34
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

:hmmyes:

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Maybe my buddy and I will get wristbands for the 19/37 Club at the Phoenix Open again so we don't have to worry about the Super Bowl :v:

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:34
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whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Kirios posted:

Duh but it wouldn't be a two loving score game.

It's over now.

If they'd gone for it at the end of the first half instead of taking the points it might've been Detroit's game already

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
 did the lions hands like just run out of battery or something

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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

papersack posted:

I think if you want to win you should catch the ball

So many loving drops. Hard to watch.

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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 Brutal L

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:34
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Even the Lions receivers are discombobulatedf.

* # ? Jan 29, 2024 03:34
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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

fsif posted:

Unpopular opinion: I will still watch the Super Bowl

Yeah i dont get the hate for the 49ers. Lots of cool players who deserve a ring.

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 I mean it’s kyle shanahan it aint over

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

fsif posted:

Unpopular opinion: I will still watch the Super Bowl
I like the commercials

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

 lions almost making it like mufasa

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
If I watch the SB, I guess I can root for CMC, but neither of these teams are gonna beat KC.

But then again, I didn't think either KC or Buffalo could beat Baltimore last week, and welp

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MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021

fsif posted:

Unpopular opinion: I will still watch the Super Bowl

I'll take new content but I'll wish it were the Lions.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

facialimpediment posted:

Yep, ain't the field goals:

https://twitter.com/swarheit/status/1751794351984746971

gently caress off nerds

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Dango Bango posted:

Maybe my buddy and I will get wristbands for the 19/37 Club at the Phoenix Open again so we don't have to worry about the Super Bowl :v:

at least you get to go to a kickass Dynamite with Sting :)

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

facialimpediment posted:

Yep, ain't the field goals:

https://twitter.com/swarheit/status/1751794351984746971

Get this, that poo poo is stupid

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

CapnAndy posted:

how can you possibly want them to win

but ofc how can you possibly root for the 49ers either

One of my closest friends is a Chiefs fan, and I will root for her happiness

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Shinji2015 posted:

If I watch the SB, I guess I can root for CMC, but neither of these teams are gonna beat KC.

But then again, I didn't think either KC or Buffalo could beat Baltimore last week, and welp

Any Given Sunday

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 I hope Travis Kelce scores 4 tds and Taylor Swift dances with him in the end zone

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Eomora
Sep 11, 2021

 Another year of watching the Superbowl just for whatever stupid commercials there are.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Get some

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 ill watch the super bowl just because if the chiefs lose, the meltdowns about taylor swift are going to be spectacular. she wont have anything to do with it, but it's going to happen anyway

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shinji2015 posted:

If I watch the SB, I guess I can root for CMC, but neither of these teams are gonna beat KC.

But then again, I didn't think either KC or Buffalo could beat Baltimore last week, and welp

Same, heh.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I am prob gonna have some friends over for the Super Bowl

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

at least you get to go to a kickass Dynamite with Sting :)

:wcw: :)

Splurged for third row too. And the lady I've been on a couple of dates with didn't immediately turn down the thought of going with me haha

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Announcers absolutely adore the “early FG down 10, go for onside kick” ploy, and I can’t think of one time it’s actually worked.

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Yeah but they have to try the onside which has a 95%+ failure rate now.

It's done, and it blows, really wanted the Lions to pull it off.

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

Kawalimus posted:

Yeah i dont get the hate for the 49ers. Lots of cool players who deserve a ring.

Yeah this, especially over the Chiefs

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

WoodrowSkillson posted:

I hope Travis Kelce scores 4 tds and Taylor Swift dances with him in the end zone

You and the NFL

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