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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 Well, down to an onside kick.

Has a single one worked this season?

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
All comes down to this!

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 I'm disappointed in the season and not even because of how it ended for my team, the end result just doesn't feel at all interesting in any way. Oh well.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 i always think you should take the FG as soon as you get within your kickers range when you're down by 10, so you can conserve timeouts and have more time for the final drive

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE?!

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papersack
Jul 27, 2003

 next time lions do drives like this more

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
 Hate to say it, but you blew your only shot, Lions. Teams don't recover from this.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
not dead yet

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Second half points!

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Gully Foyle posted:

Because the Lions have been insanely good at running in goal to go situations?

Sure but not when failure means burning a TO. Now you absolutely have to recover the kick.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Onside kick time

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

OneMoreTime posted:

Well, down to an onside kick.

Has a single one worked this season?

I don't think so

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Hmmmm

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 td

woo

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 What do the numbers nerds have to say about having an extra 3 points right now

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I really wish they had the 4th and 15 option since onside kicks are almost impossible.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That’s a bad beat

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 trying to make it spicy

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whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Kirios posted:

I like analytics but it falls so loving deaf right now with what we've seen.

The one correct thing they did was kick the field goal at the half - they clearly don't have a good fourth down call.

I've said this poo poo all year - if you don't have the call then you kick the field goal. They hosed it up TWICE. Admit defeat, kick the field goal on the second time.

Now you've cost your team the game.

You're wrong. They get the TD at the half and they might take the points both times in the 2nd.

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

OneMoreTime posted:

Well, down to an onside kick.

Has a single one worked this season?

nope

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bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

wyoak posted:

Their kicker sorta sucks tho

Valid, but still they would have turned over the ball at the same spot, or at least maybe one could have been good. Well never know now

Well :56 left, let's see if this onside is any good

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

 If only the Lions had more chances to get points, oh well

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Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


 sigh. gotta get the hopes up before they can crash yet again.

lets gooooooo onside

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

OneMoreTime posted:

Well, down to an onside kick.

Has a single one worked this season?

Like 2 for 42 or something they said.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

OneMoreTime posted:

Well, down to an onside kick.

Has a single one worked this season?
two or four I forget

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Tayter Swift posted:

nope

Sounds like it's time!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Lions :unsmith:

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sweet thursday posted:

What do the numbers nerds have to say about having an extra 3 points right now

Hahahaha

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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish

Dango Bango posted:

SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE?!

Yes lions fans, please continue to have hope. It’s so much funnier that way.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

OneMoreTime posted:

Well, down to an onside kick.

Has a single one worked this season?

No. The changes in onside kick rules more or less completely neutered any effectiveness.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 I hate how both NFL and CFB have nerfed the onside kick

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
lol he ran the ball on 3rd and 1

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

CapnAndy posted:

there quite provably is, and He hates good super bowls

Fair enough

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

MakaVillian posted:

Hmmmm

indeed,

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
I think they said two have been successful this year but I'd believe it was zero if you told me that

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Dango Bango posted:

I hate how both NFL and CFB have nerfed the onside kick

:same:

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

sweet thursday posted:

What do the numbers nerds have to say about having an extra 3 points right now
hhrrmm well you see based on our 4th down data (from 1957-2021) teams have a 45% chance to succeed so you have to go for it every time of course

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

mcmagic posted:

lol he ran the ball on 3rd and 1

Trust the Run

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

sweet thursday posted:

What do the numbers nerds have to say about having an extra 3 points right now

Ends on a Moody FG attempt instead of a Niners kneeldown

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


 I thought the lions coach was perfect in every way?

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