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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan
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Jared Goff?
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JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

CapnAndy posted:

there quite provably is, and He hates good super bowls

Except when the Eagles beat the Patriots.

That was a great super bowl.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

CharlestheHammer posted:

I do not care about drops and that is silly cope to pretend that only one team ever deals with drops

I mean, some teams drop passes objectively much more often and it kills drive success

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

surf rock posted:

Sounds like it's time!

I would prefer not

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

I really wish they had the 4th and 15 option since onside kicks are almost impossible.

:same:

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

bucksmash posted:

Valid, but still they would have turned over the ball at the same spot, or at least maybe one could have been good. Well never know now

Well :56 left, let's see if this onside is any good

I mean Detroit didn’t plan on not getting the first down twice

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
my heart is racing right now

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Beefed Owl posted:

Except when the Eagles beat the Patriots.

That was a great super bowl.

Nah the Eagles were in it. And the Patriots.

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
Another factor is that the Lions' run stopped working in the 2nd half. They'd try and just get stuffed (or fumble).

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 i dont remember when or if i have ever seen a successfully recovered onside kick.

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006

Fat Jesus posted:

I thought the lions coach was perfect in every way?

he was extremely persuasive in the locker room at half time getting his players to lose the game

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Shindragon posted:

my heart is racing right now

same

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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Isn't is impossible to recover an inside kick with the current rules?

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 they should have done some Boise State poo poo in this second half if they wanted to win. i'm talking statue of liberty, i'm talking laterals after the catch

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Well that sucked

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 Well, almost

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Game

Fuckin Niners

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
ah well

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
That was almost fun

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Dango Bango posted:

I hate how both NFL and CFB have nerfed the onside kick

it sucks

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
for a second there, it was gonna be cool

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RandomHodge
Jul 5, 2007
 I guess I’m a nerd or whatever but I don’t think you can just add +6 to the score as your checkmate. The game would’ve played out differently had those been FGs and that’s assuming they were made

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Of course it bounces right to Kittle

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Always next year Lions.

lol

lmao

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
ooooooof

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Chillmatic posted:

Yes lions fans, please continue to have hope. It’s so much funnier that way.

lol I'm just bandwagoning the Lions because it would be cool af

gently caress the Chiefs

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
CHRIST THAT WAS CLOSE

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Sweet Jesus

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Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1hSSuc42P8

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

 Lmao

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006

The 7th Guest posted:

laterals after the catch

every team should do this in every game

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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
:byewhore:

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Oh well

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Closer then expected

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
drat.

ALMOST.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 It was touched before 10 yards anyway

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Holy poo poo, nearly had it

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 OH MY GOD THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD ATTEMPT

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Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


 boooooooooooo

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
oh well it was a fun effort

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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
4th down and out

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