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Metaline
Aug 20, 2003



Why doesn't that sex treehouse have a single curtain on any of the many, many windows?

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Metaline posted:

Why doesn't that sex treehouse have a single curtain on any of the many, many windows?

The kinds of people who rent that place are probably exhibitionists. Also it’s a cabin on a big private treed lot, they don’t need them.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Metaline posted:

Why doesn't that sex treehouse have a single curtain on any of the many, many windows?

how else are the owners meant to watch?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Non Compos Mentis posted:

how else are the owners meant to watch?

that place has got cameras all over the place. probably one in the toilet.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

uber_stoat posted:

that place has got cameras all over the place. probably one in the toilet.

Ah, the Chuck Berry suite

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Does my posting make you horny baby

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT

Lobok posted:

Still acceptable, actually! It's even in a current song.



sickening

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

Thittiekisser69

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Milo and POTUS posted:

I have a wolf head and I can't awoo

I think you can still awoo, just not awooga.

Though maybe I'm getting mixed up with uwu or owo.

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Hyperlynx posted:

I think you can still awoo, just not awooga.

Though maybe I'm getting mixed up with uwu or owo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS-sDm9-H9w

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQeObqu8SU

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Milo and POTUS posted:

I have a wolf head and I can't awoo

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Blue Footed Booby posted:

You can still put on the wolf head, but you cannot awoo.

Not until politics is good again.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

gently caress did someone beat me to it again

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
You can't awoo but you can uwu, what a world.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Turns out that Vrbo has sex treehouse rentals, too, but you're not allowed to talk about them.

They're Vrboten.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



dog made of sandpaper?

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Armitag3 posted:

dog made of sandpaper?

I think it's the cat in the background based on the smug look of self-satisfaction.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
We bolted cheap ablative wood to the post the cat decided to use as a scratching post. Worked really well tbh.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jjIbHzJwAE

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006



I want one!

*learns they need their own pond*

...I don't care, I want one!

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Dance McPants posted:

I want one!

*learns they need their own pond*

...I don't care, I want one!

:same:

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Antigravitas posted:

We bolted cheap ablative wood to the post the cat decided to use as a scratching post. Worked really well tbh.

I reupholstered a foot stool in heavy coffee sack material and it's like a sacrificial anode for our nice furniture.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

ReelBigLizard posted:

I reupholstered a foot stool in heavy coffee sack material and it's like a sacrificial anode for our nice furniture.

extremely good sentence

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

:backtowork:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Empty Sandwich posted:

extremely good sentence


Any loads refused?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Borscht posted:

Just found this amazing BDSM airbnb rental.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/552333...133957843537157

Come for the used communal sex toys, stay for the pac man machine.

Aw, it's just an Arcade 1UP Pac-Man.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


zedprime posted:

Any loads refused?

unlevel ones, obviously. spurt evenly

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:



Barometer has a new favorite as of 03:19 on Jan 30, 2024

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Borscht posted:

Just found this amazing BDSM airbnb rental.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/552333...133957843537157

Come for the used communal sex toys, stay for the pac man machine.

To quote myself:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


He was killed in the ring in Houston by Tex Colorado, the Arizona Assassin.

Yeah, from Dakota

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

For a shameless Pokemon ripoff, people seem to be having a tonne of fun with the game.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

I enjoy a cute animal video like the rest of us, but the very brief reveal of what the name actually stands for especially made me laugh

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Megillah Gorilla posted:

For a shameless Pokemon ripoff, people seem to be having a tonne of fun with the game.

It is genuinely good, surprisingly good. The mechanics are all intuitive and powerful and there are very very few bugs for being so early in Early Access. It's the first game in a long time that I've played where it is fun to simply explore and see what new things there are.

The details of the mechanics are all rock solid as well. You can free-climb any surface and the system doesn't get stuck on weird uneven geometry, of which there is a ton. Mounted combat is not only functional, but viable: it is encouraged by game mechanics and extremely fluid.

I was roped into playing it because everyone on my discord was playing, but it's genuinely won me over as a good game.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
For how popular Palworld is, I thought it was at 1.0 release, not just entering early access.

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The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Even though I’ll probably never play it, I’m happy people are enjoying that game.

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