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Why would anyone watch new movies when old movies exist.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 18:38 |
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lobsterminator posted:Why would anyone watch movies when the Wikipedia summaries exist.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 18:40 |
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I look at that ghostbusters thumbnail (I ain’t watching it) and reflexively say “late stage capitalism sucks poo poo” I think I been watching too many YouTubes
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 18:44 |
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mysterious frankie posted:
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 18:46 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:I swear they tried a Fantasy Island reboot at some point but I may be thinking of Hawaii Five O They did. It was a Blumhouse horror movie and apparently really terrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6O30nJ02PU
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 18:49 |
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They also tried a TV series that lasted two seasons.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 18:51 |
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Awful Fantasy Island
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 18:53 |
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LanceHunter posted:A modern-day Gidget with, like, Zendaya in the lead role and Jacob Elordi & Timothée Chalamet as the romantic rivals would sell so many loving tickets to the zoomers that Sony Pictures would be able to buy Disney. If you're trying to appeal to zoomers, drop the romantic rivals. They're just three completely platonic friends who hang out and have really long discussions about the patriarchy and never gently caress at all.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:12 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:If you're trying to appeal to zoomers, drop the romantic rivals. They're just three completely platonic friends who hang out and have really long discussions about the patriarchy and never gently caress at all. either that or a kinked up pornobrained polycule that would make caligula blush. no inbetween
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:22 |
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50 shades of gidget
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:24 |
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Best picture nominees
five outta ten isn't bad. sad I missed past lives and anatomy of a fall. wish they had brought them back to theaters after the nom
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:43 |
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kalel posted:Best picture nominees
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:45 |
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dreezy posted:either that or a kinked up pornobrained polycule that would make caligula blush. no inbetween I don't know how much of the pornobrained content that is ostensibly for zoomers is actually created by people in that demo. My brother and his wife watch Euphoria (using my Max subscription), and he told he that he could tell the show was written by guys in their 40s when one of the Halloween episodes had this high school student in 2020 who was dressed up as Patricia Arquette's character from True Romance.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:46 |
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LanceHunter posted:I don't know how much of the pornobrained content that is ostensibly for zoomers is actually created by people in that demo. My brother and his wife watch Euphoria (using my Max subscription), and he told he that he could tell the show was written by guys in their 40s when one of the Halloween episodes had this high school student who was dressed up as Patricia Arquette's character from True Romance. lol, having never seen it euphoria struck me as Degrassi but on HBO
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:48 |
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Rageaholic posted:I think the Oscars are a complete joke, but I still enjoy watching as many of the Best Picture nominees as I'm able to. Half of the ones this year are movies I've thought were incredible. Yea, the nominees are generally very good movies. Not 100%, but most of them are worth a viewing.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:52 |
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LanceHunter posted:I don't know how much of the pornobrained content that is ostensibly for zoomers is actually created by people in that demo. My brother and his wife watch Euphoria (using my Max subscription), and he told he that he could tell the show was written by guys in their 40s when one of the Halloween episodes had this high school student in 2020 who was dressed up as Patricia Arquette's character from True Romance. yeah I was definitely thinking about euphoria with that post zoomers are among the least sexual zoomers of any generation ever. the whole hypersexual myth has literally been fabricated wholecloth by hollywood perverts. sam levinson has fully demonstrated himself to be a complete idiot
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:54 |
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henkman posted:lol, having never seen it euphoria struck me as Degrassi but on HBO Pretty much dead-on except for the storylines involving Zendaya and her drug dealers. Outside of that, it's hyper teen melodrama.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:56 |
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kdrudy posted:Yea, the nominees are generally very good movies. Not 100%, but most of them are worth a viewing. 2023 was particularly strong though, seems like only one of them is an honest-to-god stinker. meanwhile the ratio for the previous three decades has been more like 60% at best. look at 2021: coda (winner), belfast, don't look up, drive my car, dune, king richard, licorice pizza, nightmare alley, power of the dog, west side story. 5 of those are just utter trash. blah blah blah covid yeah shut up, take any year in the 90s and aughts and tell me at least a quarter aren't crap
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:01 |
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It's a bit harder in the 90s, since there were only 5 nominees, so to be under 25% stinkers you'd need to only have one dud on the list. I'd say the years that might qualify are: 1994 - Schindler's List, The Piano, In the Name of the Father, The Fugitive, and The Remains of the Day 1995 - Four Weddings and a Funeral, Quiz Show, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump (this year does get a demerit because the one true dud managed to walk away with the oscar)
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:12 |
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hope rich evans is having a good day
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:13 |
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PostNouveau posted:Pretty much dead-on except for the storylines involving Zendaya and her drug dealers. Outside of that, it's hyper teen melodrama. Maybe more like Skins on HBO? The showrunner threw away the 'just showing the things modern high school kids go through' cover when his follow up show fired all the women in the writing room who tried to tone down the graphic exploitation angle.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:23 |
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He seems like he's doing well lately. Probably our wishes over the years gave him power in the spiritual plane
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:25 |
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Catching up - Enjoyed the trivia episodes, but Jay needs to shuffle the deck, so that the questions are about more than two episodes. Either that or the cards are just about those few episodes? Tim got the biggest laugh out of me with "Okay Mr. Zig" confusing Mike, and making him explain "Yeah, Dan Zig."
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:27 |
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priznat posted:It really looked like purestrain Oscar bait that will be instantly forgotten after the ceremony, just like Shakespeare in love and The Artist. Everyone wishes they could forget Crash (the bad one). I liked The Artist but it wasn't particularly groundbreaking
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:35 |
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kalel posted:yeah I was definitely thinking about euphoria with that post I think they gently caress as much as any other generation of young people, they just don't holler about it as often as boomers yell about their boner problems or kinks Plus porn being easily accessible means that moopies don't bother to try and sneak in some titties for attention as often anymore Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jan 29, 2024 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I think they gently caress as much as any other generation of young people, they just don't holler about it as often as boomers yell about their boner problems The problem is that they see millennials being extremely cringe about sex (in the way millennials are cringe about all things), and they don't want be anything like that.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:40 |
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Arc Hammer posted:Xjakk should host the Oscars. “LIVE! From the JAKK ZONE! At the bottom of the stairs!”
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:44 |
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Say what you will about x jakk it is a show, but it is undoubtedly more viewed than the oscars
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:48 |
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dreezy posted:either that or a kinked up pornobrained polycule that would make caligula blush. no inbetween Hello, Challengers is out in like a month (this is what I am assuming it will be like)
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 20:49 |
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I don’t think it’s that the zoomers hate porn or whatever, but that for some reason they see sex as needing to be totally isolated from everything else. Like you can’t have fun space adventure that also has sensuality, because wanting to have sex in something = porn, thus you’re a “porn addict” Like an over correction from the days of titties being the main selling point of movies.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 21:45 |
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I actually agree with the Gen Zs most of the time on sex in films. It's almost always bad and can be done better with just a fade to black or whatever. 99% of the time it's just pointless runtime.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 21:47 |
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Mega Comrade posted:I actually agree with the Gen Zs most of the time on sex in films. It's almost always bad and can be done better with just a fade to black or whatever. 99% of the time it's just pointless runtime. Nope.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 21:48 |
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Mega Comrade posted:I actually agree with the Gen Zs most of the time on sex in films. It's almost always bad and can be done better with just a fade to black or whatever. 99% of the time it's just pointless runtime. Found the zoomer
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 21:52 |
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God I wish. I had to use the counter to pull myself up today cos my knees hurt.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 21:53 |
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Not gonna lie, half of my distain for the zoomers is knowing that they are physically superior to me and I am jealous
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 21:56 |
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There is one exception. Watchmen. My sides hurt from laughing when Hallelujah started. The greatest sex scene in cinema.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 21:58 |
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Recently watched Oldboy with a couple guys who had never seen it or heard what it was about before and I’m so glad I got to see their expressions during the sex and then during the ending. I was truly blessed.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 22:00 |
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I haven't done this in years, but when I used to go to midnight showings of The Room in theaters, hearing the reactions to the sex scenes from people around me was always a delight.
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 22:02 |
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there's only one scene I remember from Hollow Man
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 22:04 |
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Gutcruncher posted:It was bad enough having the mini marshmallow men in the last movie, and the trailer has them AGAIN!? Listen, it's just an objective, scientific fact that everyone loved Slimer. We know how well it went with The Real Ghostbusters production company being told "always more Slimer" until the show was all Slimer, all the time that it led to never before seen levels of popularity, but we need something hot and new for the modern youngsters, so we need a kind of Slimer 2. Mini Stay Pufts are the obvious solution to this foolproof plan.
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