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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

credburn posted:

What the christ is this

I can't make heads or tails, and can't get to the website they're talking about, cached or otherwise :confused:

It was some bizarre mirror version of something awful with all the same posts and posters and threads and forums except all the posts and written sections were randomly replaced by porn search terms and phrases etc

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The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Butterfly Valley posted:

It was some bizarre mirror version of something awful with all the same posts and posters and threads and forums except all the posts and written sections were randomly replaced by porn search terms and phrases etc

I like to think that it’s the exact heist described in this tweet

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I refuse to believe that thread was fewer than 6 years ago, it feels like loving ancient history and they're talking about Stranger Things season 3.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Baron von Eevl posted:

I refuse to believe that thread was fewer than 6 years ago, it feels like loving ancient history and they're talking about Stranger Things season 3.

the future is now old man

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


LifeSunDeath posted:

the future is now old, man

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

This made me pretty mad until I realized it's an e-bike.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Butterfly Valley posted:

It was some bizarre mirror version of something awful with all the same posts and posters and threads and forums except all the posts and written sections were randomly replaced by porn search terms and phrases etc

It was also updated in real time too. It was an incredible find.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yeah I think it was decided it was scraping the forums anytime you requested a page and then it would edit the text and links as it delivered it to you. So if you went to (whatever url)/poopybutt it would try and load forums.somethingawful.com/poopybutt and then scrape that page. It probably would have slowed the forums down a lot if it had stuck around or been popular, but if only a dozen people are loading it then it wouldn't have been particularly taxing.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/rvIXXmz.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/fofY0fo.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/r8WxfQm.mp4

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

This, this is a pure and horrifying laugh. I want this audio to replace the belch fart whine noise in future edits on these forums.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




https://i.imgur.com/3XmYusU.mp4

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Sick dropkick.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


Once is tragedy, twice is comedy.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

I watched a netflix doc about Arnold Schwarzenegger and he talked about getting the part of the terminator. Originally they wanted OJ for it, but at the time no one could picture him as a brutal killing machine.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Baron von Eevl posted:

This, this is a pure and horrifying laugh. I want this audio to replace the belch fart whine noise in future edits on these forums.

I can't stop listening to it.

Guueeehehhhhyyhhhh!!

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Just what I needed to see the day I slip on the ice outside my home and slam into my loving tailbone.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
As bad as I feel for the kid, I feel worse for the dad cause he just looks straight at the camera like "oh poo poo the wife is gonna kill me". It's like those movies where someone is found doing some horribly illegal poo poo to frame someone else and all the surveillance footage has em looking square into the camera so there's no doubt it's that guy.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Scratch Monkey posted:

I watched a netflix doc about Arnold Schwarzenegger and he talked about getting the part of the terminator. Originally they wanted OJ for it, but at the time no one could picture him as a brutal killing machine.

If he had gotten the part we would be in a different timeline and he likely wouldn’t be a murderer, so had they cast him they would have been correct that it was wrong to cast him but since they didn’t cast him they were wrong that it was right to not cast him

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

The real schadenfreude is hearing Arnold's story about the casting of Stop! Or my mom will shoot or whatever that film is called

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
It's reversed :rolleyes:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Rappaport posted:

The real schadenfreude is hearing Arnold's story about the casting of Stop! Or my mom will shoot or whatever that film is called

That’s the one where he tricked Sly into doing it by pretending to want to be in it himself

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

freeedr posted:

If he had gotten the part we would be in a different timeline and he likely wouldn’t be a murderer, so had they cast him they would have been correct that it was wrong to cast him but since they didn’t cast him they were wrong that it was right to not cast him

Would he still be in Naked Gun in that timeline?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Rappaport posted:

The real schadenfreude is hearing Arnold's story about the casting of Stop! Or my mom will shoot or whatever that film is called

Does that star the “where’s the beef?” woman?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

ZeusCannon posted:

Would he still be in Naked Gun in that timeline?

No, Arnie would have got that role.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Does that star the “where’s the beef?” woman?
That was Clara Peller, I believe. DSoMMWS is one of the Golden Girls.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

Jedit posted:

No, Arnie would have got that role.

I want to say that wouldnt be acceptable but honestly it probably would have been.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Splicer posted:

It's reversed :rolleyes:

wow i knew something was definitely screwy with this one but just couldn't pinpoint it for the life of me. thanks Splicer!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Splicer posted:

It's reversed :rolleyes:

drat, you’re right

https://i.imgur.com/WKW9BEB.mp4

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Scratch Monkey posted:

That’s the one where he tricked Sly into doing it by pretending to want to be in it himself

iirc the source for this is Arnold himself, which means there's a very high chance he's talking bullshit. He's very good at bullshitting and giving his peers a (very funny, sort of wholesome) hard time.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Scratch Monkey posted:

That’s the one where he tricked Sly into doing it by pretending to want to be in it himself

Also he spread word that he REALLY wanted to do it and was willing to fight for it, so Stallone would not only agree to do it but agree to do it for extremely little money.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

SubponticatePoster posted:

That was Clara Peller, I believe. DSoMMWS is one of the Golden Girls.

Saying that acronym initalism takes longer than the name. Hell it's longer to type it. You sound like the detective in Beverley hills cop 3. The one who jerked off looking at the girl in the pool in fast times.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

it sure sucks that there are great movies in which OJ Simpson plays just a normal dude, but at least the running gag is that he gets beaten to poo poo. The writers somehow lucked out when their "it's comically tragic that this extremely nice dude keeps getting hurt" bit flipped straight past "I can't believe we let him in movies" to "it's funny because he deserves it"

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

iwentdoodie posted:

Saying that acronym initalism takes longer than the name. Hell it's longer to type it. You sound like the detective in Beverley hills cop 3. The one who jerked off looking at the girl in the pool in fast times.

Hey now. DDOJSIOC is a very respectable position.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The Killing Jelq posted:

I like to think that it’s the exact heist described in this tweet


So I'm guessing, they make money by lovely ads?

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

iwentdoodie posted:

Saying that acronym initalism takes longer than the name. Hell it's longer to type it. You sound like the detective in Beverley hills cop 3. The one who jerked off looking at the girl in the pool in fast times.

Judge Reinhold threatened to kill my boss in 2004.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Why is his name Judge?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Dillbag posted:

Judge Reinhold threatened to kill my boss in 2004.
That boss's name?
Judge Reinhold.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Glottis posted:

it sure sucks that there are great movies in which OJ Simpson plays just a normal dude, but at least the running gag is that he gets beaten to poo poo. The writers somehow lucked out when their "it's comically tragic that this extremely nice dude keeps getting hurt" bit flipped straight past "I can't believe we let him in movies" to "it's funny because he deserves it"

He wasn't a murderer YET, there's nothing wrong with watching him in stuff prior to '94. After that things get dodgy, but I'm not going to retroactively boycott people, you'd be able to consume literally no media otherwise. Though it does work out better that he's a gag bookend rather than the protagonist or something.

credburn posted:

Why is his name Judge?

Why isn't yours :colbert:

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

credburn posted:

Why is his name Judge?

quote:

Reinhold was nicknamed "Judge" because, when he was a baby, he looked stern and judge-like.[6]

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IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

freeedr posted:

If he had gotten the part we would be in a different timeline and he likely wouldn’t be a murderer, so had they cast him they would have been correct that it was wrong to cast him but since they didn’t cast him they were wrong that it was right to not cast him

If he had gotten the part, he would've realized that being a robot makes you really good at murdering people, and we'd constantly be on the lookout for the cyborg OJ Simpson wondering what place he will massacre next.

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