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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You want to be naked in here??! Look at this place, it’s disgusting, not to mention the smell.

The nudity is why it smells get over it *sits on own balls*

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

pencilhands posted:

while I was on probation I had sex

:same:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
balls2

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pencilhands posted:

while I was on probation I had sex
you got probed all right :grin:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


pencilhands posted:

while I was on probation I had sex

Hey tiger that's great
Please don't disclose any further salacious details

012924_3
Jan 30, 2024
the one guy a Auschwitz that refuses to accept Reality

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

*sits on own balls*

Yep, 40+ club in here.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

you got probed all right :grin:

:golfclap:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m glad PH got a li’l boom boom. Everyone needs some human contact every now and again.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

best :10bux: they ever spent

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

012924_3 posted:

the one guy a Auschwitz that refuses to accept Reality

what's with this loving guy

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

kntfkr posted:

what's with this loving guy

some kind of brain disease or something

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thinking to cop the PS5 upgrade for Last of Us 2. Only a :10bux: The game was good even it was 20 hours of misery.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

TrashMammal posted:

some kind of brain disease or something
Has profound mental health issues but a fair amount of disposable income... they should make a BFC thread about the secret to their success

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

TrashMammal posted:

some kind of brain disease or something

Terminal GBS brain obvs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

8/10 free throws under the lights.

The basketball court fully available.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water was supposed to be making fun of how pretentious he thought billy corgan sounded naming an album Mellon collie and the infinite sadness. But no one understood and just figured he was uh, you know .

He really showed that multimillionaire, many years later

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Got an Aquarius water pik. Anyone else use em? Kinda meh on it so far

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dandywalken posted:

Got an Aquarius water pik. Anyone else use em? Kinda meh on it so far

How's it feel to be a mark?

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Terrible!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's a drat shame.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Can someone explain :same: to me? I don't get it. It's a fish? Or a shark?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Literally A Person posted:

How's it feel to be a mark?

Lol yep

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

credburn posted:

Can someone explain :same: to me? I don't get it. It's a fish? Or a shark?

same is shark in Japanese

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Dandywalken posted:

Got an Aquarius water pik. Anyone else use em? Kinda meh on it so far

It’s like going to the dentist without the sucky thing they stick in your mouth so you just have to spit out the water and stuff in between ur teeth like an animal. 9/10

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Toxic Mental posted:

He really showed that multimillionaire, many years later

You think you're special, you do
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it when you laugh at me
Look down on me and walk around on me

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

It’s like going to the dentist without the sucky thing they stick in your mouth so you just have to spit out the water and stuff in between ur teeth like an animal. 9/10

We all remember that you work for the water pik lobby, HGB.

Nice try.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

same is shark in Japanese

:tipshat:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

We all remember that you work for the water pik lobby, HGB.

Nice try.

If you don’t like it don’t buy it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Waterdik

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

If you don’t like it don’t buy it

imagining buying and returning a used water pik

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Don’t water pik your urethra it seems like a good idea but it’s too much pressure

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Visions of Valerie posted:

imagining buying and returning a used water pik

my friend owns a tile place in newark and one of our other friends was working there for a spell and she complained about a guy coming in trying to find a matching toilet seat or something and he like unscrewed and brought in his real live toilet seat that was caked with perma poo poo and piss stains and flopped it on her desk like it was not a strange to do

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Visions of Valerie posted:

imagining buying and returning a used water pik

no different than buying and returning a common garden hose

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Just one more fight about your waterpik
And I will straight up leave your poo poo
'Cause I've had enough of this
And now I'm pissed, yeah

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
My mommy had a mini stroke last night and nothing from the followupscans :(

she's back home but gently caress poo poo and piss

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

What’s the deal with Fred dursts movie starring John travolto?

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

kntfkr posted:

my friend owns a tile place in newark and one of our other friends was working there for a spell and she complained about a guy coming in trying to find a matching toilet seat or something and he like unscrewed and brought in his real live toilet seat that was caked with perma poo poo and piss stains and flopped it on her desk like it was not a strange to do

wow :yikes:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

AARD VARKMAN posted:

My mommy had a mini stroke last night and nothing from the followupscans :(

she's back home but gently caress poo poo and piss

best luck

:(

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

If you don’t like it don’t buy it

drat it now I have to buy one!

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