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Miching Mallecho posted:I didn't make this, someone on these forums did and I got instantly reminded now. This could happen this year. No no no, that road leads to being the AEW champ and we can't do that again with CP MUNK.
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Chris James 2 posted:A man that’s finally realizing his body’s been telling him to stop two meltdowns ago and it’s not going to give him many more chances to say no sleep with the vicious posted:Fragile ego
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Personally I would wrestle without getting injured but that's just me.
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Imagine being such an unprofessional shithead that the biggest mark in the universe has to fire you, two days before a PPV in your hometown.
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Sex Farm posted:I like that he says he had the opportunity to be in the UFC. He was brought in as a sideshow, it was one of the carniest things UFC has done right? They had to run an entire regional scouting operation and mini-tournament to find someone who a) didn't look like a complete schlub but b) CM Punk had a credible chance of beating, and then he steamrolled Punk in two minutes. They then had Punk fight the tournament runner-up, who was in fact only a part-time fighter whose real job was photography, and he made a point out of deliberately not finishing Punk and simply beating on him for fifteen minutes to show how little Punk could actually do to him. And then the fight photographer turned out to have smoked too much weed so in addition to having already been a giant gently caress-you to CM Punk the fight was also stricken from the records. This angered the promoter so much that he paid an Irish fighter to come in and beat up the photographer as revenge, except the Irish guy instead kicked him in the balls twice in two minutes and then almost gouged out one of his eyes so that fight became one of the small handful of times a UFC fighter has ever won by disqualification. It is, still, one of the funniest sequences of events in mixed martial arts.
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CarlCX posted:They had to run an entire regional scouting operation and mini-tournament to find someone who a) didn't look like a complete schlub but b) CM Punk had a credible chance of beating, and then he steamrolled Punk in two minutes. They then had Punk fight the tournament runner-up, who was in fact only a part-time fighter whose real job was photography, and he made a point out of deliberately not finishing Punk and simply beating on him for fifteen minutes to show how little Punk could actually do to him. And then the fight photographer turned out to have smoked too much weed so in addition to having already been a giant gently caress-you to CM Punk the fight was also stricken from the records. Maybe he is on roids
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CarlCX posted:They had to run an entire regional scouting operation and mini-tournament to find someone who a) didn't look like a complete schlub but b) CM Punk had a credible chance of beating, and then he steamrolled Punk in two minutes. They then had Punk fight the tournament runner-up, who was in fact only a part-time fighter whose real job was photography, and he made a point out of deliberately not finishing Punk and simply beating on him for fifteen minutes to show how little Punk could actually do to him. And then the fight photographer turned out to have smoked too much weed so in addition to having already been a giant gently caress-you to CM Punk the fight was also stricken from the records. Jesus loving Christ I had no idea. I feel bad for that photographer though
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CarlCX posted:They had to run an entire regional scouting operation and mini-tournament to find someone who a) didn't look like a complete schlub but b) CM Punk had a credible chance of beating, and then he steamrolled Punk in two minutes. They then had Punk fight the tournament runner-up, who was in fact only a part-time fighter whose real job was photography, and he made a point out of deliberately not finishing Punk and simply beating on him for fifteen minutes to show how little Punk could actually do to him. And then the fight photographer turned out to have smoked too much weed so in addition to having already been a giant gently caress-you to CM Punk the fight was also stricken from the records. look in my eyes what do you see a man get killed on live TV
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Eat My Fuc posted:
sources told me he looks like a um... like a smaller haystacks calhoun
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Jeroen posted:Imagine being such an unprofessional shithead that the biggest mark in the universe has to fire you, two days before a PPV in your hometown.
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Sex Farm posted:I like that he says he had the opportunity to be in the UFC. He was brought in as a sideshow, it was one of the carniest things UFC has done right? nothing is more carny than early UFC
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Seams posted:I ain’t reading any AI shite edit: PWInsider and Dave both still saying nothing's progressed with Drew McIntyre, but Dave thinks they think Drew's going to stay since they teased him being Punk's return match (Punk will be out till summer, but Drew's deal ends in April) Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Jan 30, 2024 |
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CarlCX posted:They had to run an entire regional scouting operation and mini-tournament to find someone who a) didn't look like a complete schlub but b) CM Punk had a credible chance of beating, and then he steamrolled Punk in two minutes. They then had Punk fight the tournament runner-up, who was in fact only a part-time fighter whose real job was photography, and he made a point out of deliberately not finishing Punk and simply beating on him for fifteen minutes to show how little Punk could actually do to him. And then the fight photographer turned out to have smoked too much weed so in addition to having already been a giant gently caress-you to CM Punk the fight was also stricken from the records. Loser gently caress face nerd CM Punk: "I couldn't beat him he was too high!"
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Lmao Phil
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fatherdog once said cm punk's first fight would be on the free undercard befitting a rookie fighter like him
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Think Punk or his trainers know he was going to be a tomato can going into that fight or do you think they genuinely thought he had a chance to win?
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punk’s wwe return run was a movie
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There's a video of Ben Askren toying with Punk during training and hitting a shoot Stone Cold Stunner on him.
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Chris James 2 posted:edit: PWInsider and Dave both still saying nothing's progressed with Drew McIntyre, but Dave thinks they think Drew's going to stay since they teased him being Punk's return match (Punk will be out till summer, but Drew's deal ends in April) Plot twist: they add Punk's injury time onto Drew's contract
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Chris James 2 posted:edit: PWInsider and Dave both still saying nothing's progressed with Drew McIntyre, but Dave thinks they think Drew's going to stay since they teased him being Punk's return match (Punk will be out till summer, but Drew's deal ends in April) Drew has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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TheKingslayer posted:There's a video of Ben Askren toying with Punk during training and hitting a shoot Stone Cold Stunner on him. It was great. Phil looked embarrassed.
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CM Punk has united this entire subforum, no matter the fed you love, no matter the sport you follow. He truly is an icon
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Chris James 2 posted:edit: PWInsider and Dave both still saying nothing's progressed with Drew McIntyre, but Dave thinks they think Drew's going to stay since they teased him being Punk's return match (Punk will be out till summer, but Drew's deal ends in April) Alternative theory: they're HOPING they're gonna twist his arm into resigning by dangling a Punk match in front of his face on live TV, end up looking like idiots when he doesn't and fucks off to AEW. See also: Bucks, The Young; Omega, Kenneth.
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JUNGLE BOY posted:punk’s wwe return run was a movie That movie: A Series of Unfortunate Events
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I'm sure Drew is cool but I don't really need to see another WWE guy in AEW this year, especially with Osprey and Okada already coming in to add fresh matches
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blunt posted:I'm sure Drew is cool but I don't really need to see another WWE guy in AEW this year, especially with Osprey and Okada already coming in to add fresh matches I understand this, it's a struggle for me since Drew and Sheamus are both so so so cool but not everyone can go to AEW especially when they're getting those guys in. Drew go back to TNA and raise it up to the true third company it once tried to be I believe in you
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