[Trump] GUILTY! He finally won a popular vote.

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

only a complete fool would wage war on mathematics without a proper alchemic background

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Floor is lava posted:

updated my work machine to windows 10 from 7

teams is asking me to log in and get an 2fa code

the auth app on my phone isn't logged in either and needs to be logged in to as well

the auth app is now asking me for an 2fa code for the 2fa app??? huh?

Rudy Giuliani had 18 cellphones. Can you imagine how many authentifications he had to go through to log in to his Fraud Guarantee admin account?

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

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Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

Joementum posted:

message received, Sir! :patriot:

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Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Rubellavator posted:

you think they gave him that dvd just so they could use that tag line or did some writer have a eureka moment after finding out the kid died

I think Mission Impossible 5 is probably owned by the same media conglomerate as Inside Edition and this is an incredibly dark piece of cross promotion

# ? Jan 30, 2024 16:46

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

Floor is lava posted:

updated my work machine to windows 10 from 7

teams is asking me to log in and get an 2fa code

the auth app on my phone isn't logged in either and needs to be logged in to as well

the auth app is now asking me for an 2fa code for the 2fa app??? huh?

skill issue, time to call it support :phone:

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The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

goth smoking cloves posted:

It's almost like dems don't give a gently caress about anything after they are elected?

sure, but we're all so used to them paying lip service and being wishy washy about it.

fetterman is literally shouting from the rooftops how much he loves genocide, honestly, im kind of impressed

# ? Jan 30, 2024 16:47

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Bethamphetamine posted:

Rudy Giuliani had 18 cellphones. Can you imagine how many authentifications he had to go through to log in to his Fraud Guarantee admin account?

there was no MFA and the password was 123456

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I opened up a new pound foil bag of yeast yesterday, and it turns out that fresher yeast is more happy than older yeast.

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

the left needs to be investigated by TRUMP

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1752354747137368083

# ? Jan 30, 2024 16:55

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Another Bill posted:

I think Mission Impossible 5 is probably owned by the same media conglomerate as Inside Edition and this is an incredibly dark piece of cross promotion

They're both Paramount/CBS productions and you are most likely 100% correct

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Did anybody other than Russian shell fake corporations do business with Fraud Guarantee?

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

emfive posted:

I opened up a new pound foil bag of yeast yesterday, and it turns out that fresher yeast is more happy than older yeast.

I had a 150 year old sourdough starter that was great for a while, fed it every day, then it developed a pink goo and that was it

# ? Jan 30, 2024 16:59

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

listen fat, we uh i-i-i-i-i gotta get the kids hooked on football by makin taylor date that what's oh man my legs are so hairy don't want jesus anymore the great lakes look nice snow

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1752314183700316305

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

yesterday my son told me that Washington state is named after George Washington.

and then I asked him if he knew who that was

and he said "yeah, he was the first president. also he was a slave owner."

then he ran away from me.

# ? Jan 30, 2024 17:03

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

yesterday my son told me that Washington state is named after George Washington.

and then I asked him if he knew who that was

and he said "yeah, he was the first president. also he was a slave owner."

then he ran away from me.

the kids are alright

# ? Jan 30, 2024 17:04

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

It's true, football and christ have never been combined in any way

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RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

Isn't all dating considered to be a deep state psy op? Like, who in their right mind would kiss another person unless directed by their CIA handler?

# ? Jan 30, 2024 17:05

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

*whispering into secret microphone in shirt collar* am I a good kisser, agent? will you teach me the ways of love?

# ? Jan 30, 2024 17:07

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 362 days!

Joementum posted:

listen fat, we uh i-i-i-i-i gotta get the kids hooked on football by makin taylor date that what's oh man my legs are so hairy don't want jesus anymore the great lakes look nice snow

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1752314183700316305

ooOo swift rider thank you for the great votes

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

ex post facho posted:

I had a 150 year old sourdough starter that was great for a while, fed it every day, then it developed a pink goo and that was it

You can start sourdough with rye flour, it's pretty easy but not nearly as easy as using packaged yeast. I respect people who do it but honestly I have other things to worry about.

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

wish I had some living goo

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Joementum posted:

listen fat, we uh i-i-i-i-i gotta get the kids hooked on football by makin taylor date that what's oh man my legs are so hairy don't want jesus anymore the great lakes look nice snow

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1752314183700316305

Jesus is why
There's new Soft & Dry

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The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

RVWinkle posted:

Isn't all dating considered to be a deep state psy op? Like, who in their right mind would kiss another person unless directed by their CIA handler?

its gross, you know how many germs your picking up when you kiss someone on the mouth? or god forbid having sex!

# ? Jan 30, 2024 17:08

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

The Nastier Nate posted:

its gross, you know how many germs your picking up when you kiss someone on the mouth? or god forbid having sex!

that's just it: god DOES forbid it

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tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 362 days!

are the swifties(??) as vicious and proficient as kpop stans

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

When I'm in charge, sex will be outlawed.

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

death to israel

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

yesterday my son told me that Washington state is named after George Washington.

and then I asked him if he knew who that was

and he said "yeah, he was the first president. also he was a slave owner."

then he ran away from me.

my daughter (now 26) is taking a class in grad school about the Texas-Mexico border and sociology/anthropology/politics etc and she's been furiously texting my wife because she's about to spontaneously combust with outrage

which makes me feel that being a giant dummo as a parent, well maybe it wasn't all bad

# ? Jan 30, 2024 17:13

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

https://www.wpxi.com/news/wrong-way-driver-attacked-trooper-during-arrest-attempt-along-pennsylvania-turnpike/ERJ3GL7Y6VFUJGHRNL4HKRTTQU/

quote:

WARRENDALE, Pa. � A Maryland woman is facing charges for allegedly driving the wrong way on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, then assaulting the state trooper who tried to question her.

Margot Bass, of Takoma Park, is awaiting a mental health evaluation.

According to state police, she was parked facing the wrong way on the shoulder of the turnpike between the Warrendale and Butler Valley exits early Thursday morning, blocking one of the lanes.

When a trooper approached, she refused to open the window or unlock the door. The trooper broke the driver�s side window.

That�s when Bass allegedly grabbed the trooper�s arm and raked it over the broken glass causing cuts.

Woman is having a mental health crisis or is otherwise confused and parked on the shoulder facing the wrong way (but somehow blocking traffic???), when a cop shows up, starts screaming, and smashes her window. He cut himself so now she's going to go to jail. Great system

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piss guzzler 420: Dec 25, 2022

Louisgod posted:

death to israel

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

The Big Nevada Caucus is next week!

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

piss guzzler 420 posted:

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Pead: May 31, 2001; Nap Ghost

Come on Engeron, release the opinion so we can get some lols today

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The Big Nevada Caucus is next week!

planning my vacation to Big Nevada

the Big parts

# ? Jan 30, 2024 17:18

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I think I went to Nevada once

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