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How about this? There’s like 40 tweets so it would take forever to screenshot and then be a scrolling nightmare if I pasted it here. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1752052609320423646.html I’ve not used thread reader before so let me know if it doesn’t link properly
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EL BROMANCE posted:How about this? There’s like 40 tweets so it would take forever to screenshot and then be a scrolling nightmare if I pasted it here. It works! This is brilliant, I thought I was never going to get so see any more twitter shenanigans And Oh my god the DUP are the most unintentionally hilarious collection of idiots
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 12:42 |
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kazil posted:You want lead? Just buy a Stanley Cup I swear these weren't even a thing a month ago and now they're speed-running the discourse cycle.
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 12:47 |
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It's been a thing for like 2yrs, just now it's headline worthy because of the stupid Starbucks one that target had.
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 13:04 |
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Does the excess happiness go into some sort of happy sack that floats around in space
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 13:14 |
Air Skwirl posted:I'm torn between wanting to honestly open up to Elmo and not wanting to swear in front of Elmo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc_5M-AK7HU
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 13:25 |
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the only good Elmo anything is the series of clips where he gets increasingly annoyed at another muppet's pet rock.
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 13:26 |
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https://twitter.com/elmo/status/1752378693446508842
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 18:54 |
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Thanks, Elmo
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Morpheus posted:Does the excess happiness go into some sort of happy sack that floats around in space I've never read animorphs, is that a thing that happens??
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 19:17 |
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https://twitter.com/TokyoDilf/status/1752129279490408577?s=20
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LookieLoo posted:I've never read animorphs, is that a thing that happens?? Yeah, mass is stored in/retrieved from z-space, which is essentially the Warp from WH40K, minus the demons. Probably.
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LookieLoo posted:I've never read animorphs, is that a thing that happens?? Yeah, excess mass when they turn into smaller animals is just out there somewhere in space, where it could hypothetically (but very unlikely) get absolutely destroyed by a rocket or something.
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Obnoxipus posted:Yeah, excess mass when they turn into smaller animals is just out there somewhere in space, where it could hypothetically (but very unlikely) get absolutely destroyed by a rocket or something.
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 19:42 |
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SkeletonHero posted:Yeah, mass is stored in/retrieved from z-space, which is essentially the Warp from WH40K, minus the demons. Probably. Incorrect, it's stored in the balls just as you would expect
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 20:14 |
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For some reason i assumed Sesame street has stepped away from posting on the nazi bird site.
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 20:17 |
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Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are playing "Nearer, my God, to Thee"
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 21:14 |
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SkeletonHero posted:Yeah, mass is stored in/retrieved from z-space, which is essentially the Warp from WH40K, minus the demons. Probably. Who needs demons when you might collide with whichever bits of a teenager aren't necessary to construct a wolf?
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 22:36 |
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iwentdoodie posted:It's been a thing for like 2yrs, just now it's headline worthy because of the stupid Starbucks one that target had. I bought my Stanley Big Dumb Cup in 2018 for $25 just as they got briefly discontinued. It's a good cup.
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 22:47 |
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Jabberlock posted:giraffe syndrome, you hate to see it Everybody loves jrṯt bnrjt zt, the pintail duck who loves sweet milk! We regret to inform you that sweet milk duck's heart did not balance the scales against the feather of Maat
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 23:39 |
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https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1752449446820860415?s=20 quote:Tesla’s share price slid about 3% in after-hours trading Tuesday following news of the decision in the Delaware Chancery Court lawsuit filed by Richard Tornetta, a shareholder in the electric automaker.
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 23:49 |
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canyoneer posted:I bought my Stanley Big Dumb Cup in 2018 for $25 just as they got briefly discontinued. It's a good cup. Seems cheaper than playing all the hockey for it.
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 23:58 |
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I don't understand, why does Tesla value drop when their expenses drop?
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:36 |
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Griddle of Love posted:I don't understand, why does Tesla value drop when their expenses drop? Never ask why about Tesla. It's like asking why about a Shuggoth.
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:47 |
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I'm just impressed an American judge told a billionaire they're making too much money.
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:48 |
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Chicanery court
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:51 |
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Griddle of Love posted:I don't understand, why does Tesla value drop when their expenses drop? If a rich guy doesn't get what he wants then the company is doing bad. Also because telling Elon no usually means poo poo is about to go nuts
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:52 |
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iwentdoodie posted:Also because telling Elon no usually means poo poo is about to go nuts It's this basically, it increases risk which decreases value - being told anything he doesn't want to hear means Elon is about to make yet another manbaby decision like buying twitter or whatever.
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:59 |
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Griddle of Love posted:I don't understand, why does Tesla value drop when their expenses drop? Tesla stock doesn't really concern itself with what happens with the company, its purely a member of how Musk cultists feel. So when a thing happens that is bad for Musk, the price goes down, regardless of what it means for the company
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:02 |
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Heath posted:Thanks, Elmo thelmo lmao
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:15 |
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i hope elon responds to this adverse court decision the same way that someone else we all know did.
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:16 |
end of an era https://x.com/_mrpussy/status/1752408656199680220?s=20
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canyoneer posted:
this rules
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Mr. Fix It posted:thelmo Thelmo and malaise
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ZeusCannon posted:For some reason i assumed Sesame street has stepped away from posting on the nazi bird site. I mean, if you aren't an advertiser, it's still just another social media website to reach people on. Like they're not gonna spend a lot of time posting on bluesky cause that's still invite only and lmao at ever imagining any mainstream brand or media platform focusing on mastodon. Like, I imagine most people know elon musk has been mishandling twitter, but the average person likely doesn't know the specifics of what's been happening to twitter.
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:49 |
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Poops Mcgoots posted:Like, I imagine most people know elon musk has been mishandling twitter, but the average person likely doesn't know the specifics of what's been happening to twitter. Neither does Elon.
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https://twitter.com/deadpoetssara/status/1752249337923412064
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