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Kawalimus posted:I was considering calling a permanent cease fire against Harbaugh if we won the SB. But no longer. yeah yeah, here's your attention
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Borsche69 posted:yeah yeah, here's your attention Why do you even have to comment?
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I'm pretty surprised by this.
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Best image you could find? he looks like jim carey in Liar Liar when he's talking to the girl with big cans in the elevator and he's going "momma. momma. *suck suck suck*"
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Freaquency posted:The worst part of the Ravens losing is that Kawa is going to use it as carte blanche to piss and moan about one of the most successful active coaches in the NFL. Even if they won he wouldn't have been happy because it wasn't as good a win as some other Baltimore win from 19-dickety-two. Just completely pointless posting. Literally the same dumb complaints every week for a decade.
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Jan 30, 2024 21:16
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if ur team melts down u get to too, its simple trickle down meltonomics
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kiimo posted:Best image you could find? he looks like jim carey in Liar Liar when he's talking to the girl with big cans in the elevator and he's going "momma. momma. *suck suck suck*" still better than arthur smith
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Any franchise that has ever given up a touchdown in the Superbowl should be ashamed of their tainted legacy. The Lions, Jaguars, Texans and Browns are the only pure teams left in the Superbowl era.
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Pron on VHS posted:
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Even if they won he wouldn't have been happy because it wasn't as good a win as some other Baltimore win from 19-dickety-two. Just completely pointless posting. Literally the same dumb complaints every week for a decade. 2 decades, brosef
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tbf it wouldn't be the same without him
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kawalimus is not asking anything of anyone. he talks that way irl to himself with no one around except me to hear it from the other room from time to time. that's what he likes to talk about. he's not screaming in mentally ill anger or trying to "get" anyone. just ignore it if you piss yourself off from looking at it. if you're good at being a step ahead of cspam trolls or whatever then save that kind of response for them and put him on ignore because he's just a weird guy. and he's similar to a tree. he's 6'4" and 150 pounds.
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You'll have to get through me and cav tag team hell in a cell style before you get to our boy and oh, cav has to tie his shoes first
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I reserve the right to mock the insane ramblings of someone who acts like their team is a long suffering hellhole franchise like the Lions, Browns or Jaguars.
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You reserve the right to get atomic wedgied
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Black Sunshine posted:I reserve the right to mock the insane ramblings of someone who acts like their team is a long suffering hellhole franchise like the Lions, Browns or Jaguars. Can I doompost
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Jan 31, 2024 02:48
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a neat cape posted:Can I doompost you got more right than most
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a neat cape posted:Can I doompost Why couldn't you?
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Black Sunshine posted:I reserve the right to mock the insane ramblings of someone who acts like their team is a long suffering hellhole franchise like the Lions, Browns or Jaguars. Oh you're fine. I just laugh at the mocking. The only stuff that gets on my nerves is saying I have some weird cynical agenda or something and I "crave attention" which is just dumb and I'm not a person remotely like that whatsoever. So that's why that gets me agitated a bit especially at like 2 in the morning. But I should take my own advice and ignore that stuff too. And by the looks of it I'm gonna be bitching for another decade cause Harbaugh's not leaving till he wants. We just want to be like the Steelers. Or maybe if Tomlin were to leave we'd finally be ok with getting rid of Harbaugh since he'd be the longest tenured coach in the league at that point.
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everyone can doompost and talk about their dumbass team critically. eagles fans did it this season and they were right to. but usually when people do it they have context for the thing their talking about vs the league wide standard. if it's not a perfect game its an indictment on harbaugh, or ozzie newsome, or some fucker. when you watch football for 30 years and don't come to terms with the fact that all teams lay a turd from time to time, then you're not watching. you're either willfully ignorant, or you want attention, and its hard to tell which is worse.
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a neat cape posted:Can I doompost Chargers fans absolutely get a pass stolen team, rotten coaching, bad ownership, and enough wasted talent to make sure even the good times were tainted
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I reserve the right to say it's crazy that the 49ers are favored with an inferior head coach, defense, tight end, kicker and quarterback and also haven't looked great in quite a while without feeling the need to defend it as the lunacy rantings of a "nobody believes in us" false narrative.
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drat, just wanting to be like the franchise tied with the most super bowls and the head coach without a losing season
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kiimo posted:I reserve the right to say it's crazy that the 49ers are favored with an inferior head coach, defense, tight end, kicker and quarterback and also haven't looked great in quite a while without feeling the need to defend it as the lunacy rantings of a "nobody believes in us" false narrative. I am surprised by this, I’d have understood it earlier in the season or if it was being played in the bay areaish, but this feels like it should be a push at most
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a neat cape posted:Can I doompost It's your birth right as a Chargers fan.
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Borsche69 posted:everyone can doompost and talk about their dumbass team critically. eagles fans did it this season and they were right to. but usually when people do it they have context for the thing their talking about vs the league wide standard. if it's not a perfect game its an indictment on harbaugh, or ozzie newsome, or some fucker. when you watch football for 30 years and don't come to terms with the fact that all teams lay a turd from time to time, then you're not watching. you're either willfully ignorant, or you want attention, and its hard to tell which is worse. i mean sure but the team just poo poo the bed as the top seed for the 2nd time in a row. losing to an inferior team in embarrassing fashion is absolutely the right context to do a little bit of flipping out, as a treat we must all come to terms with the fact that lamar fraudson is a cincinatti bengal in our own ways
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Kawalimus posted:But I should take my own advice and ignore that Harbaugh's not leaving till he wants.
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Ghost Dog posted:i mean sure but the team just poo poo the bed as the top seed for the 2nd time in a row. losing to an inferior team in embarrassing fashion is absolutely the right context to do a little bit of flipping out, as a treat Zay Flowers is now Earnest Byner. That's what we get for putting him on the ring of honor. You wanted him? You got him.
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Ghost Dog posted:i mean sure but the team just poo poo the bed as the top seed for the 2nd time in a row. losing to an inferior team in embarrassing fashion is absolutely the right context to do a little bit of flipping out, as a treat yeah but he does this every day for every game for 20 years, this aint a one off or specific to this game
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Kawalimus posted:Zay Flowers is now Earnest Byner. That's what we get for putting him on the ring of honor. You wanted him? You got him. ray rice to jim brown comparisons but no!! not like that!!
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Doomposting is a coping mechanism. It lets you ward off jinxes and protects you from posters making fun of you when your team inevitably loses.
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Borsche69 posted:yeah but he does this every day for every game for 20 years, this aint a one off or specific to this game you get mad at the broken clock when its wrong
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Ghost Dog posted:you get mad at the broken clock when its wrong In this analogy there are always waves of posters celebrating how the clock is working perfectly twice a day
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Ghost Dog posted:you get mad at the broken clock when its wrong i get mad when the day ends in Y
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The337th posted:In this analogy there are always waves of posters celebrating how the clock is working perfectly twice a day to belabor this even further, kawalimus would say you gotta change the batteries even though the ones in there have a full charge or something. and then hold up a big 'look at me' sign
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