Championship Weekend Aftermath: Lamar Jackson is the AFC Dak Prescott.

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ravens offense played hard that second half to lose in every way they possibly could. Oof.

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Papercut: Aug 24, 2005; The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

Chiefs looked very scary for the first half and then the entire second half was just lol Ravens

# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:10

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Ravens choke again. Shocker.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:11

aperion: May 15, 2007; i want to believe; Grimey Drawer

maybe score some fuckin points or something, idk ravens

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Monken called an absolutely awful game, and Jackson was too hesitant to rely on his legs

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Windmill Hut: Jul 21, 2008

Taylor Swift's Australian tour is cancelled

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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3 turnovers were loving backbreakers.

Flowers will be thinking about that fumble all offseasoin.

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Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

The Flowers catch -> taunt -> fumble -> injuring himself was a perfect series of events and I'm glad I got to see it live.

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

NEVER

DOUBT

KAWALIMUS

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I am extremely looking forward to the Seahawks hiring the Ravens DC as their head coach.

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Ravens are frauds?

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Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Strobe posted:

The Flowers catch -> taunt -> fumble -> injuring himself was a perfect series of events and I'm glad I got to see it live.

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

shirts and skins posted:

NEVER

DOUBT

KAWALIMUS

# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:13

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Ravens can't do anything right

# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:14

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Literally felt like I was watching a Dak playoff game today.

Hilarious interception into multi man coverage, a few crazy runs, dumb panicky overthrows. Lamar just can�t string together 2+ playoff wins either.

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Iodised QQ: Jul 23, 2004

The ravens brought in odell to mentor zay flowers and boy did they ever get their money's worth

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wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Ravens are frauds?

Have been for several years now.

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Lamar is the most fraudulent NFL MVP in history.

He did it twice.

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Chiefs defense was great today, hats off to them

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

shirts and skins posted:

NEVER

DOUBT

KAWALIMUS

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Gratz Ravens fans on avoiding a potentially humiliating SB defeat.

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Super Jay Mann: Nov 6, 2008

Ravens D absolutely ruined the Chiefs in the second half, they don't deserve any of this.

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

i cant believe this poo poo

this isnt fair

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

First half was looking like it was gonna be an electric shootout.

Second half was an amazing sickos game with the Ravens punching themselves in the dick over and over.

Something for everyone in that game!

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Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kawalimus is too strong. This is his Football Funhouse, and we just shitpost in it

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OneMoreTime: Feb 20, 2011; *quack*

So if history is any indication Chiefs are going to get blown out in two weeks right?

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pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

Keeping KC to 17 points during that shitshow was pretty impressive but jesus christ...

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Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

shirts and skins posted:

NEVER

DOUBT

KAWALIMUS

# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:16

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Black Lighter posted:

Kawalimus is too strong. This is his Football Funhouse, and we just shitpost in it

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Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Lamar is cool and good and it sucks that the takeaway from this game is going to be a bunch of dipshit First Take level opinions

Defense on both sides absolutely balled out

# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:16

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
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Strobe posted:

The Flowers catch -> taunt -> fumble -> injuring himself was a perfect series of events and I'm glad I got to see it live.

God it was amazing. My favorite sequence from the game.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:17

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

Strobe posted:

The Flowers catch -> taunt -> fumble -> injuring himself was a perfect series of events and I'm glad I got to see it live.

i can't believe that happened lol

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

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I'm pretty much fine with any outcomes from this point on

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Freaquency posted:

Lamar is cool and good and it sucks that the takeaway from this game is going to be a bunch of dipshit First Take level opinions

Defense on both sides absolutely balled out

Lamar absolutely deserves about 50% of it.

Like come on he threw into triple coverage on 2nd down in fg range. Hes done this sort of stupid poo poo before. The takes arent completely invalid

Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jan 29, 2024

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Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

well poo poo, another drat KC superbowl. at least kawalimus got to watch his extraordinarily good team get owned

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OneMoreTime posted:

So if history is any indication Chiefs are going to get blown out in two weeks right?

yes, by the lions

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Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

The chiefs are back in the superbowl.

loving christ. Please NFC stop them.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:17

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Tay Tay vs Eminem at the Super Bowl while Usher ushes YEAH YEAH YEAH

At least Kawalimus' Ravens super bowl streak is intact

# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:18

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

ah yes, the Flowers taunt. Mr Sneed showed him what's up.

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sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

As soon as we drew the Chiefs I knew there was no way the nfl was letting the Ravens win that game, alas.

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