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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

TeenageArchipelago posted:





The P90X method involves changing routines often so muscles don't get accustomed to any one exercise

He was listening to Rage Against The Machine

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
more like rage against the squat rack

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Lord of Pie posted:

Looks like it works, his legs don't look accustomed to any exercise

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
this morning I was running through presidential candidate packages that we've seen and it honestly took me a long time to remember the Romney/Ryan ticket.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

kyrsten sinema doing a winemaking internship as a 44-year-old sitting senator

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

kyrsten sinema

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Brandon Proust posted:

kyrsten sinema

pretty solid bit

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kyrsten Sinema backwards is Animes Nestryk. Coincidence? :tinfoil:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Krysten sinema doing an epic little dance to veto a livable minimum wage

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/1453752698130534404

Romney getting a funny feeling seeing Sinema in one of her costumes

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

‘Cinema’ and ‘Mansion’ being this cycles rotating villains

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/1453752698130534404

Romney getting a funny feeling seeing Sinema in one of her costumes

100% chance they soaked.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
everything about rod dreher

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

the milk machine posted:

everything about rod dreher

"Primitive Root Weiner"

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/1453752698130534404

Romney getting a funny feeling seeing Sinema in one of her costumes

Absolutely looks like a picture of a porn set. The lighting, the staging, the lame costumes. Like it's just an image from "this ain't Ted lasso xxx"

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Cameron Diaz visiting Machu Picchu while sporting a Shining Path messenger bag

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Comrade Diaz...

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Blood coming out of her whatever

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fortaleza posted:

Comrade Diaz...

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Professor Beetus posted:

Absolutely looks like a picture of a porn set. The lighting, the staging, the lame costumes. Like it's just an image from "this ain't Ted lasso xxx"

it didn't track as a Ted Lasso thing until just now. weird choice.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

it didn't track as a Ted Lasso thing until just now. weird choice.

Mitt Romney going "how do you do fellow huMONs, we all love Ted Lasso right? What if Ted Lasso teamed up with the blond lady to take away your chance at a living wage?"

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

pierre delecto

carlos danger

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
neo-Nazi political party the American Independent Party is technically the third-largest party in California because people trying to register to vote as independents keep accidentally registering as members of the AIP

people who have accidentally officially registered to vote as Nazis include Sugar Ray Leonard and Emma Stone

up until some rule changes in 2012 this routinely led to people who thought they were registered as independents showing up to vote in Democratic or Republican primary elections only to be informed that they couldn't because they were registered members of another political party

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

was that the party that sarah palin's ex-husband was a member of or was that a different bunch of nazis

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
lol "first dude"

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
palin on camera in front of the turkey slaughter machine

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
rolling stone made a list of 50 dumb politics things from the last 50 dumb years
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-lists/worst-decisions-american-politics-1974-2024-1234940313/

just like every list they make, it was designed to make me mad about the relative rankings and the omissions

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

shackleford posted:

was that the party that sarah palin's ex-husband was a member of or was that a different bunch of nazis

that was the similarly named Alaskan Independence Party, who are Alaskan secessionists

funny politics thing I remembered: Alaskan secessionism

unlike the Hawaiian nationalist movement which is centered around the indigenous community and is cool and good, the Alaskan secessionist movement are all white libertarians and they inevitably switch party to Republican any time one of them decides to get serious about politics

they even elected a governor on the Independence Party ticket, who switched party to Republican while in office

Mister Bates has issued a correction as of 01:40 on Feb 1, 2024

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

shackleford posted:

pierre delecto

carlos danger

I have gradually grown to like Mitt Romney and have reversed my previous anti-Mormon stance; I respect the amount of work they put in to building an integrated, self-supporting community

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Mister Bates posted:

neo-Nazi political party the American Independent Party is technically the third-largest party in California because people trying to register to vote as independents keep accidentally registering as members of the AIP

people who have accidentally officially registered to vote as Nazis include Sugar Ray Leonard and Emma Stone

up until some rule changes in 2012 this routinely led to people who thought they were registered as independents showing up to vote in Democratic or Republican primary elections only to be informed that they couldn't because they were registered members of another political party

For a country so concerned about being on lists and "what if (foreign dictatorship) happens here" it surprises me that so many people register with any party

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Dokapon Findom posted:

For a country so concerned about being on lists and "what if (foreign dictatorship) happens here" it surprises me that so many people register with any party

Closed primaries ☹️

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Dokapon Findom posted:

I have gradually grown to like Mitt Romney and have reversed my previous anti-Mormon stance; I respect the amount of work they put in to building an integrated, self-supporting community

They also gave us funeral potatoes. I'll leave it up to the reader if that's a good thing or a bad thing

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

TeenageArchipelago posted:

They also gave us funeral potatoes. I'll leave it up to the reader if that's a good thing or a bad thing

I have not had a properly done plate of funeral potatoes since my grandma died :(

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014

Dokapon Findom posted:

I have gradually grown to like Mitt Romney and have reversed my previous anti-Mormon stance; I respect the amount of work they put in to building an integrated, self-supporting community

weird way to say cult

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Laterite posted:

palin on camera in front of the turkey slaughter machine

Was that before or after the veep episode? I guess that's where they got it from

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Saraiguma posted:

weird way to say cult

I buy my yerba maté from a cult and have not had any problems so far

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
cults are the only third spaces left in america

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Milo and POTUS posted:

Was that before or after the veep episode? I guess that's where they got it from
It was shortly after McCain lost. The same month. Palin, still trying to keep her political brand relevant, invented at the last minute a tradition where the Governor of Alaska pardons a turkey like the POTUS does. And because of the improvised nature of it, they didn't prepare for the animal slaughter to happen on screen.

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Am I remembering it right that the farmer starts the turkey murderer up behind them and then stands around awkwardly as he realises they are filming

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