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absolution is possible but not guaranteed. post those crimes and be judged ITT
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:16 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:12 |
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i'll start. i haven't had car insurance for the past year but i drive every day. i know it's illegal but it saves me a lot of money. i kind of miss the crime weed days when i was breaking the law everyday, but now weed is legal so i've resorted to car crimes instead i await ur judgement byob
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:17 |
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Areola Grande posted:i'll start. i haven't had car insurance for the past year but i drive every day. i know it's illegal but it saves me a lot of money. i kind of miss the crime weed days when i was breaking the law everyday, but now weed is legal so i've resorted to car crimes instead idk if this is bad. it sounds like not good though. i hate cars & don't drive so no judgement there. when i went to library convention i took a healthy dose of swag from all the tables & may have accidentally an item that don't know about if i should've. f it this is byob we commit crimes.
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:34 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:when i went to library convention i took a healthy dose of swag from all the tables & may have accidentally an item that don't know about if i should've. gonna need the deets on this item pls |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:37 |
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gonna need the deets on library convention pls also my crimes are basically exclusively weed-related and tbh uninteresting. |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:31 |
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databasic posted:gonna need the deets on library convention pls hey some of us miss crime weed. keep on breakin the law borther
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:37 |
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i broke into an abandoned amusement park |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:51 |
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but it was in Japan, so "breaking in" entailed just stepping over the tiniest suggestion of a barrier |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:52 |
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also i did DRUGS a few times |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:53 |
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does wandering into bloomingdales while tripping because you were too cold out on the street count as a crime. it was a weird place to exist at that moment |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:56 |
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frump truck posted:but it was in Japan, so "breaking in" entailed just stepping over the tiniest suggestion of a barrier seems fine to me but i wouldn't be surprised if urban exploration turned out 2 be punishable by public hanging in a place like japan. good thing u didn't get caught. i absolve u of all wrongdoing and or donkey brains.
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:00 |
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frump truck posted:also i did DRUGS a few times drugs are fine and usually good |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:01 |
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frump truck posted:does wandering into bloomingdales while tripping because you were too cold out on the street count as a crime. it was a weird place to exist at that moment nah that's no crime but they know ur tripping!!!!!! don't stick around too long |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:02 |
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I drink room temp black coffee usually don't bother to refridgerate beer eat kiwi with the skin and hair on eat shrimp with the tails (tail first!) (as part of a dish, not cocktail style) eat leftovers first thing in the morning (any type) will microwave seafood at work
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:10 |
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RavenousScoot posted:I drink room temp black coffee where 2 begin |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:12 |
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RavenousScoot posted:
unforgivable Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Jan 31, 2024
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:13 |
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have heart brother, you are not alone i too eat kiwis with the skin on and shrimp tails and most fruit cores if they aren't a stonefruit |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:17 |
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in middle school i used to go up to people playing magic the gathering and act like i wasn't familiar with the game i would ask questions to get them used to me, then i would reach over and point to a card at the far end of the table, pocketing several closer cards with my other hand i did this many times
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:27 |
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Sherbert Hoover posted:in middle school i used to go up to people playing magic the gathering and act like i wasn't familiar with the game sleight of hand is a useful skill which i hone often. having said that, theft is bad. i cast trample upon thee
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:31 |
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is it a crime to do a first date so badly that your date decides she's moving back home to Australia |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:36 |
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frump truck posted:is it a crime to do a first date so badly that your date decides she's moving back home to Australia this was a self own. no harm done |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:49 |
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I used to turn off my webcam and microphone in meetings to play animal crossing lmao
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:54 |
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Chewbecca posted:I used to turn off my webcam and microphone in meetings to play animal crossing lmao this is no crime. this is a life hack. no sins to forgive here
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:57 |
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at what point is vaping medicinal marijuana in your own home a crime |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:00 |
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Areola Grande posted:unforgivable I only admitted my crimes, didn't ask for forgiveness
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:07 |
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Areola Grande posted:this is no crime. this is a life hack. no sins to forgive here Is this an endorsement to commit similar crimes in future??
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:22 |
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Chewbecca posted:Is this an endorsement to commit similar crimes in future?? indubitably my child *crosses self catholic style* |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:26 |
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Areola Grande posted:i'll start. i haven't had car insurance for the past year but i drive every day. i know it's illegal but it saves me a lot of money. i kind of miss the crime weed days when i was breaking the law everyday, but now weed is legal so i've resorted to car crimes instead Guilty. No argument, no debate. Uninsured motorists suck. |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:29 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Guilty. No argument, no debate. Uninsured motorists suck. tough but fair as always. i'm in jail now
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:32 |
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databasic posted:at what point is vaping medicinal marijuana in your own home a crime A few years ago, while ramping up for a divorce, I would vape and watercolor with like 7 notebooks in front of me. While the first layers would dry, I would add layers to the next, so I have a lot of poo poo like this hanging around: Then I threw out all my weed and now I do something similar, but in acrylics. I'm working on a nebula mural rn. https://imgur.com/a/EetT0kQ databasic fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jan 31, 2024 |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:37 |
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Areola Grande posted:tough but fair as always. i'm in jail now do you want some jail crayons the only ones i have are glitter pastel, tho |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:37 |
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databasic posted:do you want some jail crayons i'll take what i can get |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:39 |
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databasic posted:A few years ago, while ramping up for a divorce, I would vape and watercolor with like 7 notebooks in front of me. While the first layers would dry, I would add layers to the next, so I have a lot of poo poo like this hanging around: that is badass. don't go to jail |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:40 |
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um okay so forgot to respond till now and like the library convention was related to a ghost of a career i have in infosci. but basically there were some admin cards to an lsp (essentially library mega-software) left out next to their promotional swag and i didnt even think about it before grabbing one myself. i will never use it or do anything with it. i was just like, can you imagine if tho.
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 06:49 |
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 06:56 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:um okay so forgot to respond till now and like the library convention was related to a ghost of a career i have in infosci. when opportunity knocks u must act quickly. when I see cash on the ground or street or on the floor I always walk over, step right on top of it and check my phone until there's no one else around. that's when u collect that sweet sweet cash good crime. don't go to jail
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 07:10 |
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ur crimes pls? everyone is waiting |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 07:11 |
Areola Grande posted:ur crimes pls? i did in the post ur quoting :/
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 07:40 |
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...Ohhhh ur a pirate. sorry 2 break it 2 u but we've always known, dread pirate watho |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 08:16 |
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I daresn't!
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