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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

absolution is possible but not guaranteed. post those crimes and be judged ITT

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:16

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i'll start. i haven't had car insurance for the past year but i drive every day. i know it's illegal but it saves me a lot of money. i kind of miss the crime weed days when i was breaking the law everyday, but now weed is legal so i've resorted to car crimes instead :shrug:

i await ur judgement byob :pray:

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:17

baka of lathspell

Areola Grande posted:

i'll start. i haven't had car insurance for the past year but i drive every day. i know it's illegal but it saves me a lot of money. i kind of miss the crime weed days when i was breaking the law everyday, but now weed is legal so i've resorted to car crimes instead

i await ur judgement byob

idk if this is bad. it sounds like not good though. i hate cars & don't drive so no judgement there.

when i went to library convention i took a healthy dose of swag from all the tables & may have accidentally an item that don't know about if i should've.

f it this is byob we commit crimes.

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

baka fwocka fwame posted:

when i went to library convention i took a healthy dose of swag from all the tables & may have accidentally an item that don't know about if i should've.

f it this is byob we commit crimes.

gonna need the deets on this item pls

# ? Jan 31, 2024 00:37

databasic

gonna need the deets on library convention pls

also my crimes are basically exclusively weed-related and tbh uninteresting.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

databasic posted:

gonna need the deets on library convention pls

also my crimes are basically exclusively weed-related and tbh uninteresting.

hey some of us miss crime weed. keep on breakin the law borther :twisted:

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:37

frump truck: hello... again!

i broke into an abandoned amusement park

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:51

frump truck: hello... again!

but it was in Japan, so "breaking in" entailed just stepping over the tiniest suggestion of a barrier

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:52

frump truck: hello... again!

also i did DRUGS a few times :2bong:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:53

frump truck: hello... again!

does wandering into bloomingdales while tripping because you were too cold out on the street count as a crime. it was a weird place to exist at that moment

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

but it was in Japan, so "breaking in" entailed just stepping over the tiniest suggestion of a barrier

seems fine to me but i wouldn't be surprised if urban exploration turned out 2 be punishable by public hanging in a place like japan. good thing u didn't get caught. i absolve u of all wrongdoing and or donkey brains.

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

also i did DRUGS a few times

drugs are fine and usually good :haibrower:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

does wandering into bloomingdales while tripping because you were too cold out on the street count as a crime. it was a weird place to exist at that moment

nah that's no crime but they know ur tripping!!!!!! don't stick around too long

# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:02

RavenousScoot

I drink room temp black coffee
usually don't bother to refridgerate beer
eat kiwi with the skin and hair on
eat shrimp with the tails (tail first!) (as part of a dish, not cocktail style)
eat leftovers first thing in the morning (any type)
will microwave seafood at work

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

RavenousScoot posted:

I drink room temp black coffee
usually don't bother to refridgerate beer
eat kiwi with the skin and hair on
eat shrimp with the tails (tail first!) (as part of a dish, not cocktail style)
eat leftovers first thing in the morning (any type)
will microwave seafood at work

where 2 begin

# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

RavenousScoot posted:

usually don't bother to refridgerate beer

will microwave seafood at work

unforgivable :jail:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Jan 31, 2024

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:13

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have heart brother, you are not alone

i too eat kiwis with the skin on

and shrimp tails

and most fruit cores if they aren't a stonefruit

# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:17

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in middle school i used to go up to people playing magic the gathering and act like i wasn't familiar with the game

i would ask questions to get them used to me, then i would reach over and point to a card at the far end of the table, pocketing several closer cards with my other hand

i did this many times

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Sherbert Hoover posted:

in middle school i used to go up to people playing magic the gathering and act like i wasn't familiar with the game

i would ask questions to get them used to me, then i would reach over and point to a card at the far end of the table, pocketing several closer cards with my other hand

i did this many times

sleight of hand is a useful skill which i hone often. having said that, theft is bad. i cast trample upon thee

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:31

frump truck: hello... again!

is it a crime to do a first date so badly that your date decides she's moving back home to Australia

# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

is it a crime to do a first date so badly that your date decides she's moving back home to Australia

this was a self own. no harm done :shrug:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:49

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I used to turn off my webcam and microphone in meetings to play animal crossing lmao

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Chewbecca posted:

I used to turn off my webcam and microphone in meetings to play animal crossing lmao

this is no crime. this is a life hack. no sins to forgive here :hai:

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:57

databasic

at what point is vaping medicinal marijuana in your own home a crime

# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:00

RavenousScoot

Areola Grande posted:

unforgivable

I only admitted my crimes, didn't ask for forgiveness :twisted:

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:07

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Areola Grande posted:

this is no crime. this is a life hack. no sins to forgive here

Is this an endorsement to commit similar crimes in future?? :hai:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Chewbecca posted:

Is this an endorsement to commit similar crimes in future??

indubitably my child *crosses self catholic style*

# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:26

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Areola Grande posted:

i'll start. i haven't had car insurance for the past year but i drive every day. i know it's illegal but it saves me a lot of money. i kind of miss the crime weed days when i was breaking the law everyday, but now weed is legal so i've resorted to car crimes instead

i await ur judgement byob

Guilty. No argument, no debate. Uninsured motorists suck. :jail:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

Guilty. No argument, no debate. Uninsured motorists suck.

tough but fair as always. i'm in jail now

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:32

databasic

databasic posted:

at what point is vaping medicinal marijuana in your own home a crime

A few years ago, while ramping up for a divorce, I would vape and watercolor with like 7 notebooks in front of me. While the first layers would dry, I would add layers to the next, so I have a lot of poo poo like this hanging around:

Then I threw out all my weed and now I do something similar, but in acrylics. I'm working on a nebula mural rn.

https://imgur.com/a/EetT0kQ

databasic fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jan 31, 2024

# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:37

databasic

Areola Grande posted:

tough but fair as always. i'm in jail now

do you want some jail crayons

the only ones i have are glitter pastel, tho

# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

databasic posted:

do you want some jail crayons

the only ones i have are glitter pastel, tho

i'll take what i can get :tipshat:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

databasic posted:

A few years ago, while ramping up for a divorce, I would vape and watercolor with like 7 notebooks in front of me. While the first layers would dry, I would add layers to the next, so I have a lot of poo poo like this hanging around:

Then I threw out all my weed and now I do something similar, but in acrylics. I'm working on a nebula mural rn.

https://imgur.com/a/EetT0kQ

that is badass. don't go to jail :haibrower:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:40

baka of lathspell

um okay so forgot to respond till now and like the library convention was related to a ghost of a career i have in infosci.

but basically there were some admin cards to an lsp (essentially library mega-software) left out next to their promotional swag and i didnt even think about it before grabbing one myself. i will never use it or do anything with it. i was just like, can you imagine if tho.

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 06:49

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 06:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

baka fwocka fwame posted:

um okay so forgot to respond till now and like the library convention was related to a ghost of a career i have in infosci.

but basically there were some admin cards to an lsp (essentially library mega-software) left out next to their promotional swag and i didnt even think about it before grabbing one myself. i will never use it or do anything with it. i was just like, can you imagine if tho.

when opportunity knocks u must act quickly. when I see cash on the ground or street or on the floor I always walk over, step right on top of it and check my phone until there's no one else around. that's when u collect that sweet sweet cash

good crime. don't go to jail :haibrow: