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Speleothing posted:Starting a massive drug addiction or getting off of one yup classic wetbrain poo poo
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One More Fat Nerd posted:https://twitter.com/clapifyoulikeme/status/1752107702380052980?s=20 Had covid a few times?
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we had a kid at our middle school who brought jarts to a track meet and was throwing them into the stands and ended up piercing a runner through the cheek
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:we had a kid at our middle school who brought jarts to a track meet and was throwing them into the stands and ended up piercing a runner through the cheek Why was the runner in the stands? Was he lost? Gripweed has issued a correction as of 23:32 on Jan 30, 2024 |
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Gripweed posted:Why was the run in the stands? Was he lost? this had to have been in 1957 so I assume the runner means someone escaping a lynching
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:we had a kid at our middle school who brought jarts to a track meet and was throwing them into the stands and ended up piercing a runner through the cheek ouch. i bet some parents were pissed when they saw their kid looking like steve buscemi in fargo.
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Gripweed posted:Why was the runner in the stands? Was he lost? it was a middle school track meet, the kids in the stands were the kids not currently running
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:it was a middle school track meet, the kids in the stands were the kids not currently running But when he was hit he was a spectator, not a runner. Even a professional runner is a spectator when they’re sitting in the stands.
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Gripweed posted:But when he was hit he was a spectator, not a runner. Even a professional runner is a spectator when they’re sitting in the stands. Shut the gently caress up
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I'm gonna throw a jart through your monitor
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Gripweed posted:But when he was hit he was a spectator, not a runner. Even a professional runner is a spectator when they’re sitting in the stands. Maybe their eyes were closed or they were blind. Google the definition of spectate, idiot.
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Bald Stalin posted:Maybe their eyes were closed or they were blind. Google the definition of spectate, idiot. That would explain why they didn’t dodge the Jart.
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Gripweed posted:But when he was hit he was a spectator, not a runner. Even a professional runner is a spectator when they’re sitting in the stands. maybe he wasn't actually watching a race so he was just a sitter? pic unrelated  Marx-Joules
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https://twitter.com/marionumber4/status/1752471592561475591?s=20 He leaves us (the married) behind him, on his way to the vaunted halls of Divorcia, land of the "Adult Chef Boy-Ar-Dee Dinner."
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surely one of you goons will step up and say "I can fix him" not in a sexual way, in a brain surgery way
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I think maybe the dancing fake old man from the six flags ads might be good for fett. Power couple honestly.
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The Voice of Labor posted:surely one of you goons will step up and say "I can fix him" too late—the jar was clearly labeled "abnormal"
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The Voice of Labor posted:surely one of you goons will step up and say "I can fix him" Expecting goons to have valuable skills is usually going to be the start on a road to disappointment.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:https://twitter.com/clapifyoulikeme/status/1752107702380052980?s=20 Nah this would be an incredible bit. Just drive the neoliberal dumbasses at your workplace insane with minimal effort.
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a random goon attempting brain surgery on fetterman would fix him, yes. but i'm sure he'll fix himself sooner or later, anyway.
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Oscar Wild posted:Goons should be in line to marry fetterman just for the cost savings on wearing the same clothes in the same size. and congressional health care
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The Voice of Labor posted:surely one of you goons will step up and say "I can fix him" *Optimus Prime voice* Herman Cain where are you? We need you? We send this message out to the stars, hoping to reunite.
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Syphilis Is Soaring would be a great name for a Jello Biafra album
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syphilis rules because one day you get a sore on your dick and you ignore it and hope it goes away and wouldn't you know it, it does! then you lose your mind and every once in a while you become briefly lucid and find out you've been elected president but before you can really let it sink in, you continue to sweatily rant in front of 10,000 people about how your toilet won't gobble up the turds like they used to
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Loucks posted:Nah this would be an incredible bit. Just drive the neoliberal dumbasses at your workplace insane with minimal effort.
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right before valentines day. help your troglodyte brother out 
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ultimateforce posted:maybe I’m dumb here but don’t they check for syphilis on STD screens? every time I date a new person we both go get tested. Yes, but you would actually have to get screened first
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ultimateforce posted:maybe I’m dumb here but don’t they check for syphilis on STD screens? every time I date a new person we both go get tested. sounds expensive
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ultimateforce posted:maybe I’m dumb here but don’t they check for syphilis on STD screens? every time I date a new person we both go get tested. i think the syphilis epidemic and peoples std testing habits might be related
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