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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

jet sanchEz posted:

I was thinking about Gina gershon and how she totally hosed up an easy life just because she couldn�t keep her abhorrent views to herself

She even had an easy way out because her co-star has a trans sister; she could have said �I�ve seen the light and understand now � or something similar and maybe even have been made into a bigger star�

But no, dumb is dumb

They can�t help themselves

excuse me, but you mean gina carano.

gina gershon is a smirking princess whose worst crime is starring in a woody allen movie.

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Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin/status/1752422032187470011

not even at the Super Bowl yet and we�ve already reached the �it�s gay and beta male behavior to marry Taylor Swift� stage

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:47

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

holy poo poo lololol

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Hazo posted:

PKMN Trainer Red is the best poster in this thread since A Fancy Hat

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:50

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Why would a man marry a 34 year old ham sandwich? Everyone knows the best jamon iberrico is aged only two years. Seems like something Mr Owen would be familiar with.

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vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

I can�t get get women but if I could they�d be hot and fertile.

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Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Remember that the people who also went out and purchased expensive products just to destroy them on camera to "own us" are the same people who are launching hate-filled attacks against a pop star because they think that makes them the better person

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:54

Henry Lee Mucus: Dec 11, 2003

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Hal, gimme one of these with extra mustard

Oh wait

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:54

jet sanchEz: Oct 24, 2001; Lousy Manipulative Dog

Ghostlight posted:

excuse me, but you mean gina carano.

gina gershon is a smirking princess whose worst crime is starring in a woody allen movie.

Ha, that�s right

Forgot her name already

And I saw Haywire in the theatre��good flick too

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:54

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Lmao sign me up

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:54

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin/status/1752422032187470011

Travis Kelce has been to many Taylor Swift concerts

makes u think :thunkher:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:55

Accipiter: Jan 24, 2004; SINATRA.

MrMojok posted:

(someone posted this in the Trump Legal Issues thread)

UH-OH, DERNALD!

Prosecutor in Trump Georgia case settles divorce ahead of testimony

ELECTION INTERFERENCE

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Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

34 YEARS

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:56

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
if you have coin

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I want this and also for someone to take away the space between my gangtags tia

# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:57

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Lifespan posted:

34 YEARS

That's as many as four tens.

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kuarduck: Nov 15, 2012; I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

quote:

Four Olives

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

kuarduck posted:

Fucker's so rich now he can afford a fourth olive :lofty:

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PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

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Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

I cannot fathom how so many people spend so much time and energy getting loving angry about poo poo that doesn�t affect them in the slightest

I mean there a a ton of assholes who do it to get money from stupid shitheads (FOX News, twitter dickheads that people love posting here)

The GOP is just 100% all in on cashing in on fear and hate

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

mods plz

# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:06

Afakasi: Jul 9, 2009

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin/status/1752422032187470011

This guy can't comprehend being with someone who has both the means and capacity to leave him.

"Old enough to have a driver's license? That's trouble!"

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IshmaelZarkov: Jun 20, 2013

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Outstanding! I've never wanted a gangtag before, but this? This compels me.

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IshmaelZarkov: Jun 20, 2013

Cat Hassler posted:

I cannot fathom how so many people spend so much time and energy getting loving angry about poo poo that doesn�t affect them in the slightest

I 100% agreed with you until I remembered I'm a non-american who spends an hour a day reading the Trump LOL thread

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Man, that three minutes when I thought Gina Gershon went chud was pretty harrowing. :stare:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:13

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

If marrying Taylor Swift is gay, then call me J. Edgar Hoover and back up the Brinks truck! :homebrew:

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I know it's probably a They Live reference but I'm getting some severe Axiom Verge / Axiom Verge 2 feelings here.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Much like MTG, I'd like to publicly display Hunter's Hog too.

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Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

_please.

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Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Silly Burrito posted:

I know it's probably a They Live reference but I'm getting some severe Axiom Verge / Axiom Verge 2 feelings here.

Much like MTG, I'd like to publicly display Hunter's Hog too.

Nah, she's too preoccupied with fighting *adusts glasses* "in-dick-to-bull" crimes regarding BORDER, these days.

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Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

idk where you came from but please don't stop

e:

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I've always wanted a gang tag ... wistfully stares off into the distance

Jelly fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jan 31, 2024

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Grammarchist: Jan 28, 2013

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Man, that three minutes when I thought Gina Gershon went chud was pretty harrowing.

I really hate the level of distrust we're forced to live in now, because a lot of people I used to respect went straight up Nazi in my community. They'd find one specific issue where they agree with Trump and that was enough to declare war on LGBT, minority groups, and reality itself.

Every time you find out someone else has decided to embrace or "accept" Trump after everything just completely throws every personal relationship into question. It's like living in the back half of Salem's Lot.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:31

Roundup Ready: Mar 10, 2004; ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Man, that three minutes when I thought Gina Gershon went chud was pretty harrowing.

For real. Had a thing for her since I barely knew what that meant. Would have been a bummer.

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h3r0n: Dec 22, 2005

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Its beautiful.

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TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Ghostlight posted:

excuse me, but you mean gina carano.

It was crazy how fast she went from "the lip bite girl" to "well-liked woman in the Star War" to "...who?"

like nobody even remembers or gives a poo poo about her being in mma

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Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Absolutely one of the thread MVPs

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Almost Smart: Sep 14, 2001; so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

Some restaurant I ended up on an email list for just sent out a mass mailing announcing their closing, blaming B-B-BIDENOMICS in part for their woes. Most restaurants in the area seem to be thriving (to the point we don�t even bother trying to find seating on a Friday or Saturday night without a reservation made days in advance), so :shrug:

And also lol. Maybe spend less time chasing the rage of the day and more time running your business, chudnuts.

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Accipiter: Jan 24, 2004; SINATRA.

A business failing in a booming economy is a poo poo business.

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zone: Dec 6, 2016

Almost Smart posted:

Some restaurant I ended up on an email list for just sent out a mass mailing announcing their closing, blaming B-B-BIDENOMICS in part for their woes. Most restaurants in the area seem to be thriving (to the point we don�t even bother trying to find seating on a Friday or Saturday night without a reservation made days in advance), so

And also lol. Maybe spend less time chasing the rage of the day and more time running your business, chudnuts.

Don't go woke, go broke

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