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wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1752518567239536821?s=20

# ? Jan 31, 2024 04:16

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:25

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

uh oh, Elmo's gone WOKE

# ? Jan 31, 2024 04:16

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Poops Mcgoots posted:

I mean, if you aren't an advertiser, it's still just another social media website to reach people on. Like they're not gonna spend a lot of time posting on bluesky cause that's still invite only and lmao at ever imagining any mainstream brand or media platform focusing on mastodon.

The EU is giving it a go. Like, the EU executive itself.

https://social.network.europa.eu/@EU_Commission

# ? Jan 31, 2024 04:17

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Mr. Fix It posted:

thelmo

lmao

it's ok buddy. elmo knows spelling elmo's name is hard.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 04:26

Akratic Method: Mar 9, 2013; It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Hyperlynx posted:

The EU is giving it a go. Like, the EU executive itself.

https://social.network.europa.eu/@EU_Commission

The EU is forever desperate to get normal people to notice or care about it. They had a virtual house party in the metaverse, for god's sake.

https://twitter.com/vchadw/status/1597695719787200514

# ? Jan 31, 2024 04:44

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/truewagner/status/1752398773714600070?s=20

# ? Jan 31, 2024 06:07

ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

canyoneer posted:

Everybody loves jrṯt bnrjt zt, the pintail duck who loves sweet milk!

We regret to inform you that sweet milk duck's heart did not balance the scales against the feather of Maat

# ? Jan 31, 2024 06:11

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

uber_stoat posted:

end of an era

https://x.com/_mrpussy/status/1752408656199680220?s=20

This wrecked me.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 06:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Fix It posted:

i hope elon responds to this adverse court decision the same way that someone else we all know did.

drawing a blank

# ? Jan 31, 2024 11:30

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Milo and POTUS posted:

drawing a blank

I don't think they were blanks

# ? Jan 31, 2024 11:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

...bud dwyer?

# ? Jan 31, 2024 13:01

LASER BEAM DREAM: Nov 3, 2005; Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

bobjr posted:

https://x.com/truewagner/status/1752398773714600070?s=20

This is so stupid i love it

https://x.com/moonboi_/status/1752455396277571783?s=20

# ? Jan 31, 2024 13:42

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Oh so that's what that 54-40 song was about

"Every time I eat the stew I go blind"

# ? Jan 31, 2024 14:06

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022; Can't post for 4 days!

Milo and POTUS posted:

...bud dwyer?

He means lowtax ya schmuck!

# ? Jan 31, 2024 16:17

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

what you folks didn't know bout blinding stew??

# ? Jan 31, 2024 16:23

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

I've only ever heard of deafening chili

# ? Jan 31, 2024 16:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

He means lowtax ya schmuck!

Never heard of him

# ? Jan 31, 2024 16:44

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

My mom always threatened us with the Castration Sundae when we were bad

# ? Jan 31, 2024 16:52

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Heath posted:

My mom always threatened us with the Castration Sundae when we were bad

I like to sprinkle on chopped nuts.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 16:56

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Lazy_Liberal posted:

what you folks didn't know bout blinding stew??

Blinding stew doesn't advertise

# ? Jan 31, 2024 17:00

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Thelmo and malaise

# ? Jan 31, 2024 18:16

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/DavidAstinWalsh/status/1752541873825017932

# ? Jan 31, 2024 18:43

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

https://twitter.com/zerosuitcamus/status/1752568183192486234

# ? Jan 31, 2024 19:16

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Ror posted:

https://twitter.com/zerosuitcamus/status/1752568183192486234

Hell yeah

# ? Jan 31, 2024 19:31

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/coffinsneeze/status/1752494645815157209?s=20

# ? Jan 31, 2024 19:33

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Paper Tiger posted:

Blinding stew doesn't advertise

Ha, I understood that reference.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 20:53

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

kazil posted:

I've only ever heard of deafening chili

I'm so sorry to have offended your delicate sensibilities. All I have to go on is about 10 years of people lining up to fellate me after trying my chili.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 21:06

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

kazil posted:

I've only ever heard of deafening chili

You fool the chili gives you amnesia, didn't you listen to Alex Jones

# ? Jan 31, 2024 21:17

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

https://twitter.com/thedarkprowler/status/1752754521506205833

# ? Jan 31, 2024 22:48

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Laserjet 4P posted:

I'm so sorry to have offended your delicate sensibilities. All I have to go on is about 10 years of people lining up to fellate me after trying my chili.

I have to confess, eating the chili was just a pretense for me

# ? Jan 31, 2024 22:53

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Piell posted:

You fool the chili gives you amnesia, didn't you listen to Alex Jones

No I don't listen, I had some chili

# ? Jan 31, 2024 22:54

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 01:07

Waste of Breath: Dec 30, 2021; I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️� 😈Chaos😱� I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]

Laserjet 4P posted:

I'm so sorry to have offended your delicate sensibilities. All I have to go on is about 10 years of people lining up to fellate me after trying my chili.

Anything to get the taste out of their mouth I guess

E: that has to have been a response to the original post right?

# ? Feb 1, 2024 01:07

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

He went to the detail of attaching a pen on a chain and kind of sort of disguised his handwriting with all caps, but he didn�t commit by stapling it up before writing on it.

Sad!

# ? Feb 1, 2024 01:34

feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004

Ror posted:

https://twitter.com/thedarkprowler/status/1752754521506205833

I really want this to become its own genre. Just normal people choosing to earnestly engage with nerd poo poo without an ounce of irony.

"You know, I kind of like this 'Goku' guy. While Superman is powered by the sun and has an air of invincibility about him, being able to turn into a giant monkey is not a power to be taken lightly."

# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:04

Waste of Breath: Dec 30, 2021; I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️� 😈Chaos😱� I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]

Stephen A. Smith, probably posted:

To me, that's preposterous. Saiyans, things of that nature.

I'll take a "Stephen A. Smith guesses Pokémon names" video tho.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:12

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/orencamera/status/1752765192297988540?s=20

# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:50

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Waste of Breath posted:

Anything to get the taste out of their mouth I guess

E: that has to have been a response to the original post right?

It's the only reason anyone remembers that thread

Can't find it rn but IIRC the thread was like:
Op's chili fellatio post
A couple of actual replies
"Anything to get the taste out of their mouths"
A whole shitload of :five:

s and "Close threads"

# ? Feb 1, 2024 03:16

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1049087220223827968?t=3B2bFLHTVxvbH4F2OEm6Wg&s=19

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:25

madmatt112: Jul 11, 2016; Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

grittyreboot posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1049087220223827968?t=3B2bFLHTVxvbH4F2OEm6Wg&s=19

lol oh drat

# ? Feb 1, 2024 03:36

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