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Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I blame elmo

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


he should mind his own business

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




Answer the question Mr. Chew! Why won't he answer the question? It should be legal to point guns at people when they refuse to answer questions during hearings. It's very communist of him to not answer the question.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Big League Chew

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

guidoanselmi posted:

Big League Chew

Wow, Todd Field directed Tár and invented TikTok? Is there anything he can't do?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6gp7bwcm7n8.mp4

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

spacemang_spliff posted:

A 7'4" 560 lb woman?

Don't tell Smythe

36-24-36?

only if she's 7'4''

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

the fetterman valentine's day fun continues

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

The Voice of Labor posted:

the fetterman valentine's day fun continues



Oh no he’s coming for the lovely hummus brand now :ohdear:

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://x.com/DeaglanRua/status/1752856346997694688?s=20

https://twitter.com/BethanyAllenEbr/status/1752484534225088664

change my name has issued a correction as of 03:17 on Feb 1, 2024

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
can't wait for my brain implant to shock me for having woke thoughts as if it'll even work

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1752081609925263437

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

maybe if our leaders weren't so insanely lame and horny

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
yeah i like how it's one sided and the mayors did nothing

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(
I mean I guess it's newsworthy that american politicians would have sex with an adult and consenting woman

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

maybe if our leaders weren't so insanely lame and horny

What other outlet even is there in this country for the terminally lane and horny, other than inconsequential amounts of power to be wielded capriciously out of naked self interest?

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

January 6 Survivor posted:

I mean I guess it's newsworthy that american politicians would have sex with an adult and consenting woman

lol

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Goons do NOT open your Clown Chakra

https://x.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1752850054182752425?s=20

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Oh, hey, it's Jordan River, the Newgrounds cult guy. Haven't seen him in a while. Say what you will, but ripping off Extra Credits for your cult indoctrination format was a genius idea.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
that's a nice chakra, for a clown to open

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
opening my clown chakra and a comically large number of spiritual manifestations come out, like way more than you could possibly expect to fit in there

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

How exactly do you brief someone on the fact that their espionage job is going to involve banging every Mayor they can find?

How do you get recruited for that job? Just bang every middle aged schlub in the intelligence office and suddenly your boss has an epiphany?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
based on my research consisting of watching a lot of spy movies and shows, the job is like 95% banging people

so they probably just promote whichever junior spies are the best at it

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

One More Fat Nerd posted:

How exactly do you brief someone on the fact that their espionage job is going to involve banging every Mayor they can find?

How do you get recruited for that job? Just bang every middle aged schlub in the intelligence office and suddenly your boss has an epiphany?

Maybe that wasn't part of the job.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

the milk machine posted:

based on my research consisting of watching a lot of spy movies and shows, the job is like 95% banging people

so they probably just promote whichever junior spies are the best at it

Ian Fleming's job as a spy was to seduce senators' wives

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
in the documentary series The Americans, Phillip and Elizabeth bang their way through large parts of the federal government

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


One More Fat Nerd posted:

How exactly do you brief someone on the fact that their espionage job is going to involve banging every Mayor they can find?

How do you get recruited for that job? Just bang every middle aged schlub in the intelligence office and suddenly your boss has an epiphany?

intelligence operatives kill, torture, and kidnap people. sucking some old guy off is probably not as bad

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

theflyingexecutive posted:

Ian Fleming's job as a spy was to seduce senators' wives

You're thinking of Roald Dahl

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lmao get his rear end Jordan

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
He sure showed that puppet

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

He sure showed that puppet

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1752919463429644726

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
i don't think jordan peterson is allowed to call someone else whiny

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013


hes right, elmo is a liberal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=467Vz6l-3uw

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




This is called Jokerfication and it's a normal reaction to living in a society.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

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