Murdstone posted:
For a second I was scared Mammoth Theater was gonna blow up again.
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Jan 31, 2024 03:35
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Bold of you to assume Peter won't have misheard it and go blow up the theater anyway. 
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Jan 31, 2024 06:27
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Jan 31, 2024 06:58
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 "Now turn him upside-down and shake him."-Thirty cigars worth of ash and half as many cigar butts fall out of Jamesons vest-
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Jan 31, 2024 08:07
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You'd think this dude would understand that television would be a far better medium for him to show off his powers, as Jonah's completely legitimate point re: photos in the newspaper remains valid regardless of the physical threats!
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Jan 31, 2024 12:29
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"And give those studio executive turkeys a fat cut? not in a million years" 
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Jan 31, 2024 14:07
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"He's the most brilliant student I've ever had!" --university professor in NY Is... is that so? It really does not reflect well on your institution.
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Jan 31, 2024 14:27
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Professor: Why don't you want this job? Peter: I do! I really want it! But as I've told you twice now, it simply doesn't pay enough, I'm a newlywed, I have to find a way to make more money. Again, the money is the issue. The money. Professor: What mysterious secret is keeping him from taking this job? 
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Jan 31, 2024 17:29
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 Whoa a little too close to the Mammon Theater. 
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Feb 1, 2024 00:58
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Jerusalem posted:Professor: Why don't you want this job?
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Feb 1, 2024 02:22
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Feb 1, 2024 06:58
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Murdstone posted:
It might be intentional as a joke, but I can't really imagine a super fancy "bistro." Good thing Spidey was there to stop that infamous cad, Watermelonhead.
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Feb 1, 2024 07:22
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it's not like the dumbest circle we've seen in this strip, not by a longshot, but Rigby could've saved himself a few weeks had he done this the first time he showed up at JJJ's office.   that clipboard must be yates!
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Feb 1, 2024 13:26
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The clipboard, really? Not this person's intentions or gestures or whathaveyou? The extremely dangerous clipboard?
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Feb 1, 2024 13:46
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I can imagine a backstory where Peter is deathly afraid of petitions, after nearly blowing his cover by starting to sign "Spider-Man" on one
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Feb 1, 2024 17:03
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Peter once heard that you can go anywhere if you carry around a clipboard, and his brain muddled that into being afraid of anyone with a clipboard.
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Feb 1, 2024 17:50
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Some clipboards can really pinch.   
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Feb 1, 2024 18:32
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Didn't Hammerhand die from forgetting that helicopters need a pilot?
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Feb 1, 2024 18:53
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Three small-scale holdups? My. God. I hope the Avengers are free!
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Feb 1, 2024 19:00
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davidspackage posted:Didn't Hammerhand die from forgetting that helicopters need a pilot? 
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Feb 1, 2024 19:21
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Yeah, Pete put him in the slammer, as in being slammed by a helicopter that then exploded Edit: is that a loving daredevil billboard MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Feb 1, 2024 |
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Feb 1, 2024 19:26
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"As far as I know, he's still in prison." "Where I put him." "Definitely in prison."
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Feb 1, 2024 20:06
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MorningMoon posted:
We've just finished hat-tipping X2: X-Men United, and Hulk, so we might as well do the same to the other marvel superhero film of 2003. Given that 04 brings in Spider-Man 2, need to get it done now.
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Feb 1, 2024 22:40
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Feb 2, 2024 06:49
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Haifisch posted:"I wish I had more money" To be fair, a TA position probably wouldn't even get him as much as working a fast food job.
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Feb 2, 2024 06:58
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You have to admire Jonah's unbreakable optimism. He does this exact thing every other month, it never works and yet he remains dead certain every time that Spidey wont stand a chance.
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Feb 2, 2024 07:07
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"Robbie, if I throw every last goon in town against Spider-man then one of them has to win. That's how odds work" But yeah, idk how Rigby stands a chance once Peter is healed. He'd like hold Spidey in place, levitate him a bit, then it's webshooters to the face to break his focus at best, webshooters to the arms to drag him into a kick that'd put a hole in a car at worst. If Spidey forgets about webshooters Rigby still doesn't have much going on to, like, hurt an aggro'd Spidey at all.  
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Feb 2, 2024 13:11
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Feb 2, 2024 20:04
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Aw shoot, quick, what's her name again? Uuuhhh... 
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Feb 2, 2024 20:23
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Peter gonna swing in on May loving hammerhand and uncle boris
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Feb 2, 2024 20:58
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MorningMoon posted:But yeah, idk how Rigby stands a chance once Peter is healed. He'd like hold Spidey in place, levitate him a bit, then it's webshooters to the face to break his focus at best, webshooters to the arms to drag him into a kick that'd put a hole in a car at worst. If Spidey forgets about webshooters Rigby still doesn't have much going on to, like, hurt an aggro'd Spidey at all. He could lure Spidey to an open park or somewhere with nothing to webswing off, then levitate and drop him Or just levitate him off a bridge and rely on him forgetting that he has webshooters
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Feb 2, 2024 22:12
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The problem is that the answer to pretty much everything he's likely to try is "web em in the face and now he's helpless". Which is why Pete is of course never going to think of that.
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Feb 2, 2024 22:28
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Spider-Man's smartest play is to get paid for his time and then just wander around behind the guy going "Where's Spider-Man? Who knows?" all day.
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Feb 2, 2024 23:42
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That would be the smart play, yeah. Thought my assumption is that he's going to engage in some sort of mischief to try and draw him out.
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Feb 3, 2024 01:06
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  If I ever made a Spider-man adaptation i'd absolutely have a scene of Peter walking Lergnom to piss on Oscorp.
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Feb 3, 2024 23:57
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You can... absolutely tell her how worried you were? "Your phone was busy for several hours so I came to make sure you were okay" You can just say that, Pete.
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Feb 4, 2024 00:33
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Who among us hasn't taken steps to ensure some quality private time with Jay Leno and/or David Letterman?
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Feb 4, 2024 00:34
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His first name has clearly been established as Bill so I'm forced to assume his office door says "I AM YATES"
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Feb 4, 2024 03:42
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Knormal posted:His first name has clearly been established as Bill so I'm forced to assume his office door says "I AM YATES" I bet you're right, but I also bet there's a "WILL" in front of the "IAM"
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