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Ornery and Hornery posted:I’m thinking about the afc south. They are gonna be a good division next year maybe. the titans (i know they're afc north technically but bear with me) are gonna be a mess. the colts are gonna be a mess. the jaguars might unfuck themselves but i doubt it. idk. its the texans division to lose.
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Fat Jesus posted:lol the rolling stone, ok. But anyhow as a 60 y.o white male i'm supposed to be upset about a whole array of things that I and everybody else i know my age don't give a singular gently caress about Hey don’t get me wrong, every angle of the entire thing is incredibly stupid and pointless and anyone who cares at all is out of their gourd, I’m just saying it is something some people are all hopped up about right now
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Borsche69 posted:the titans (i know they're afc north technically but bear with me) are gonna be a mess. the colts are gonna be a mess. the jaguars might unfuck themselves but i doubt it. idk. its the texans division to lose. Am I getting hoodwinked here? Is some sort of bamboozling happening?
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the afc north is the browns, ravens, bills, steelers and titans. simple as
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Borsche69 posted:the afc north is the browns, ravens, bills, steelers and titans. simple as That's the afc central
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Bip Roberts posted:That's the afc central thats the afc sorted
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kiimo posted:Tucker knows that the other team has to warm up there. It's done every game. The kicker has time to practice field goals on both sides. He gets up to move a foot to the right. Lol he knows what he's doing. The organization from top to bottom was trying to establish a precedent from the beginning that they're going to play tough and not let some team come to THEIR home and push them around. I mean, that's exactly what ended up happening but this is playoff football every year. Clearly Tucker was trying to establish dominance by finishing first.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Clearly Tucker was trying to establish dominance by finishing first. He should try bluechew
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Borsche69 posted:even if kelce probably is a oval office I think he's more of a meathead idiot. Like if he says something out of bounds publicly and you tell him why he'll stop doing it. I mean on the field he'll obviously get chippy, but he's not the only one guilty of that.
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kiimo posted:Football fans: Chiefs are cunts fixed
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This thread is satire and the last couple of pages were a First Take parody play? Right? Right?!
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Grittybeard posted:I think he's more of a meathead idiot. Like if he says something out of bounds publicly and you tell him why he'll stop doing it. I have zero problems with him being chippy, that's 100% fine. the thing is it seemed like he spent the whole game talking poo poo and getting chippy with other players but the moment they stepped up to him he always threw his hands up and looked for refs. and I'm not saying he's wrong doing it, since it clearly worked and he even got a 15 yard flag out of it, but that doesn't mean it still isn't extreme bitch behavior that's also me being salty about the game, so it's probably not worth considering anything I say regarding it. or any of my posts in general regarding anything. God bless
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The Dave posted:This thread is satire and the last couple of pages were a First Take parody play? Right? Right?! Forget it Dave, it’s playoff postin
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My football confession is that every time a player manages to poo poo talk his opponent into doing dumb things and giving up free yards I think that player is smart and good.
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The zenith of course is when a dude gets so mad he punches protective equipment. That's always a lol for me.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:The zenith of course is when a dude gets so mad he punches protective equipment. That's always a lol for me. I was officiating a game and a guy thought he was being held so took his helmet off in the middle of the play and tried to fight the guy Told the ref to gently caress himself next play and got tossed lol
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:The zenith of course is when a dude gets so mad he punches protective equipment. That's always a lol for me. CJGJ was a pro at this in nola.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:The zenith of course is when a dude gets so mad he punches protective equipment. That's always a lol for me. You mean sideline equipment or like Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan?
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Corzaa posted:You mean sideline equipment or like Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan?  that the texans have the video on their website with this heading.https://www.houstontexans.com/video/andre-johnson-beats-down-cortland-finnegan-3090068
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It always makes me laugh when a player gets so mad he slugs another guy full force directly in the helmet. I saw a clip of that happening last night in a highlights vid and it's like what did you expect to happen? Now you've probably got a broken hand lol. The other dude didn't even react to getting socked in the head, he just stood there like "you dipshit" lol
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I never played football as a kid but I imagine one of the hardest parts of initially learning it would be learning how to not get mad at the dude who is kicking your rear end during the plays. That guy just shoved me down and fell on me, yeah I want to punch him
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really queer Christmas posted:CJGJ was a pro at this in nola. It’s too bad now he just takes cheap shots and gets stiff armed into oblivion.
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Quality poo poo talking is an underappreciated (that is one long rear end unhyphenated word) on field skill and I also lol heartedly whenever I see it benefit the poo poo talker.
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PostNouveau posted:I never played football as a kid but I imagine one of the hardest parts of initially learning it would be learning how to not get mad at the dude who is kicking your rear end during the plays. That guy just shoved me down and fell on me, yeah I want to punch him Just yell at the ref for not calling holding against you ezpz I always remember Ed Hochulis "There is no holding, the defender was just overpowered" call
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HonorableTB posted:It always makes me laugh when a player gets so mad he slugs another guy full force directly in the helmet. I saw a clip of that happening last night in a highlights vid and it's like what did you expect to happen? Now you've probably got a broken hand lol. The other dude didn't even react to getting socked in the head, he just stood there like "you dipshit" lol Yeah it owns when two guys wearing modern-day suits of armor start trying to shove and punch each other. Like lol what do you think is gonna happen. You're way more likely to hurt someone in the course of a normal play (Andre Johnson excepted)
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PostNouveau posted:I never played football as a kid but I imagine one of the hardest parts of initially learning it would be learning how to not get mad at the dude who is kicking your rear end during the plays. That guy just shoved me down and fell on me, yeah I want to punch him I played at tailback for long enough to realize that I didn't like getting suplexed over and over again by guys bigger than me. No thanks, I'm better at hoops anyway.
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I played football as a kid in the 11-13 year old community league as an offensive lineman. Some of those kids even at 13 were jacked as hell and there were more than a few times I just got manhandled by a kid who hit a growth spurt and put on 3 inches and 40 pounds since the season began or whatever. I stopped being allowed to play after I took a mild concussion, thanks mom for saving whatever was left of my brains!
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If you really want to hurt someone you gotta go full Three Stooges and pull out the foot stomp into eye poke true combo
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Colonel Whitey posted:If you really want to hurt someone you gotta go full Three Stooges and pull out the foot stomp into eye poke true combo See I just mash the buttons on the controller until I lose
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Colonel Whitey posted:If you really want to hurt someone you gotta go full Three Stooges and pull out the foot stomp into eye poke true combo I don't understand why nobody has ever released a Three Stooges fighting game.
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Shemp secret unlockable character with unique move set
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mdemone posted:I played at tailback for long enough to realize that I didn't like getting suplexed over and over again by guys bigger than me. No thanks, I'm better at hoops anyway. Everyone who plays American football is a bit crazy but running backs and especially fullbacks are just absolutely nuts or incredibly dumb. Otherwise why are you running into an angry wall of men at full speed over and over again
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Colonel Whitey posted:Shemp secret unlockable character with unique move set Fake Shemp is one of the characters you unlock after beating the game on the hardest difficulty (Chowderhead) along with Joe and Curly Joe. Everyone still just uses Moe or Curly.
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MikeCrotch posted:Everyone who plays American football is a bit crazy but running backs and especially fullbacks are just absolutely nuts or incredibly dumb. Otherwise why are you running into an angry wall of men at full speed over and over again
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HonorableTB posted:I played football as a kid in the 11-13 year old community league as an offensive lineman. Some of those kids even at 13 were jacked as hell and there were more than a few times I just got manhandled by a kid who hit a growth spurt and put on 3 inches and 40 pounds since the season began or whatever. I stopped being allowed to play after I took a mild concussion, thanks mom for saving whatever was left of my brains! I was an under-sized lineman. An old man trick I was taught by my older brothers was to hook the inside shoulderpads (like by the chest, not the shoulders) and flop. Yeah you might be 5 inches taller than me despite me not being short and 40 lbs heavier. But if the refs don't catch on to the trick I'm sure not moving you, but I'm making you pancake my rear end and taking you out of the play other than that. That was probably my greatest relevance to my team--we were not a good team.
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