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Jose Oquendo posted:Movies make me want to be dead
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Rageaholic posted:I guess after that loving Flamin' Hot Cheeto movie, this was bound to happen I can't lie, but I'd be down for a "the 'true' story behind crystal Pepsi"
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Feb 1, 2024 21:38
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Where is my film about Squeezits?
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"We need more mid-budget comedies!"Jose Oquendo posted:Movies make me want to be dead "... Not like that."
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Feb 1, 2024 21:48
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Jose Oquendo posted:Movies make me want to be dead This is such a weird trend. We’re going to look back at the 20s and be like “Remember how our brains were so colonized by BRAND that by 2028 there was a Dark Little Debbie Universe? Thank goodness that’s not a thing anymore… BECAUSE WE’RE ALL BEING DIGESTED SLOWLY IN THE BELLY OF A MONSTER!” I wasn’t confident enough in my idea, so I added a little twist at the end.
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Feb 1, 2024 21:53
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I enjoyed BlackBerry quite a bit so I’m not gonna insta-snark any of these movie announcements and if you’re wondering the answer is yes I am hovering roughly two inches above the ground at all times due to how enlightened I am
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Rageaholic posted:I guess after that loving Flamin' Hot Cheeto movie, this was bound to happen weirdly, this one isn't even pretending to be The True Story of Pop-Tarts, it's an adaptation of a joke from former comedian jerry 'child-dater' seinfeld's old stand-up act that he's been hyper-fixated on for like 13 years. not kidding
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mysterious frankie posted:I wasn’t confident enough in my idea, so I added a little twist at the end.
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Feb 1, 2024 22:05
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Give us the story behind the origins of Fanta you cowards
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Feb 1, 2024 22:08
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I finally watched The Flash after avoiding it for months because We Hate Movies are doing a virtual live podcast about it tonight and I wanted to prepare. It's just as miserable as I thought it would be. The visual effects looked disgustingly bad and Ezra Miller can't act, which is a problem when your 2 and a half hour long movie depends on 2 different Ezra Miller performances.
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Feb 1, 2024 22:09
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mysterious frankie posted:This is such a weird trend. We’re going to look back at the 20s and be like “Remember how our brains were so colonized by BRAND that by 2028 there was a Dark Little Debbie Universe? Thank goodness that’s not a thing anymore… BECAUSE WE’RE ALL BEING DIGESTED SLOWLY IN THE BELLY OF A MONSTER!” oh boy I hope I'm the monster
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Feb 1, 2024 22:15
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I liked The Founder but yeah most of these brand biopics are pretty average to bad
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Feb 1, 2024 22:17
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I had forgotten about the beanie baby one too until this came up. If seinfeld can put enough of his brand of jokes in, then it could be good. Otherwise I'm not seeing what would draw him to a movie like this.
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Feb 1, 2024 22:20
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Jerry Seinfeld loving sucks
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Feb 1, 2024 22:25
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I want a Nestle movie but from the POV of people who are being murdered for getting in the way of them stealing all the water
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Feb 1, 2024 22:26
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Gripweed posted:yeah apparently the final twist is that it's set in the same universe as the Kingsmen. lol who gives a poo poo
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X JAKK posted:Give us the story behind the origins of Fanta you cowards After working on some new designs, Hugo Boss developed a powerful thirst....
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Feb 1, 2024 22:30
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the kingsman expanded universe
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Improbable Lobster posted:lol who gives a poo poo lol
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Feb 1, 2024 22:34
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Cubone posted:from the people who brought you "this man made a shoe" and "guy who made hot chip..." comes "but who pastry" Wasn't Bee Movie a similar Seinfeld Fixation
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Sunk Dunk posted:the kingsman expanded universe The Kingsmen Cinematic Dark Universe
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layer cake was pretty good but matthew vaughn is huffing his own farts by this point
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henkman posted:I liked The Founder but yeah most of these brand biopics are pretty average to bad The Founder is funny because the first half-hour seems like McDonald's propaganda about how wholesome and all-American they are, and the last 90 minutes are Ray Kroc doing copious amounts of blow off his franchisees' wives' tits. PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Feb 1, 2024 |
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Feb 1, 2024 22:52
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henkman posted:also Michael Keaton rocks Yeah that' s the thing. If you're going to make a movie about a product or some dude like Ray Kroc, it better be really loving good, otherwise it's just some 2 hr drama jerkin the dude off. Pirates of Silicon Valley is a good example of how to do one of those movies. It has good performances, some humor, it tells a story about two people whose (stolen) products changed the world, but it doesn't really paint Gates or Jobs as good people. They're loving psychos. That needs a sequel or at the very least, a proper HD release.
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Feb 1, 2024 22:55
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Lister posted:I had forgotten about the beanie baby one too until this came up. If seinfeld can put enough of his brand of jokes in, then it could be good. Otherwise I'm not seeing what would draw him to a movie like this. the quality of the 120 minute pop tart commercial will definitely hinge on the quantity of seinfeld brand jokes
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https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1753131243300876665
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Lister posted:I had forgotten about the beanie baby one too until this came up. If seinfeld can put enough of his brand of jokes in, then it could be good. Otherwise I'm not seeing what would draw him to a movie like this. Seinfeld is supremely unfunny. He got extremely lucky one time and rode the coattails of much better comedians. His career since then has been a desultory search for relevance.
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Feb 1, 2024 23:04
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“We are the owners of these IPs, subscribe to our service to see IP.”
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Feb 1, 2024 23:06
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lol at tua not being able to throw in the snow gently caress everything else about this
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Seinfeld is still my all-time favorite TV show, but yeah, Jerry Seinfeld outside of the show is a hack. This got worse and worse as it went on Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Feb 1, 2024 |
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Feb 1, 2024 23:07
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I loving have always hated these Paramount Plus ads. Actors not even in the same room all standing in front of green screens pretending to give two shits. Also very lol at using Patrick Stewart (star of the just canceled Picard) instead someone from Discovery or Strange new Worlds. He obviously has way more star power but it's a nice gently caress you to those lovely shows. At least those ads don't even pretend to hide the "HEY ITS IPs YOU LIKE. Or remember. Even vaguely? Subscribe!"
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Feb 1, 2024 23:07
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colonelwest posted:Seinfeld is supremely unfunny. He got extremely lucky one time and rode the coattails of much better comedians. His career since then has been a desultory search for relevance. Excuse me sir, how many 16 year old girls have you married? I thought so.
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Sunk Dunk posted:the kingsman expanded universe Adolf Hitler: A Kingsman Story.
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colonelwest posted:Seinfeld is supremely unfunny. He got extremely lucky one time and rode the coattails of much better comedians. His career since then has been a desultory search for relevance. I liked what I saw of his comedy as a kid, but I think Bobcat Goldthwait (or was it Dana Gould?) said it best in the documentary Joy Ride when he commented that Seinfeld’s greatest attribute was knowing Larry David.
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Why didn't they call it the Paramountain.
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Feb 1, 2024 23:11
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Improbable Lobster posted:Wasn't Bee Movie a similar Seinfeld Fixation he'd been trying to get him to make a cartoon with him for more than a decade, and Seinfeld was having dinner with Spielberg and made a crack about making a b-movie about insects, so Spielberg got Katzenberg on the phone, and Seinfeld was like "ok... I don't want to leave new york though. in fact, I absolutely will not do that for more than a week at a time.  "so they tried flying him down to l.a. once a month, and it wasn't really working, so Katzenberg paid to have a then-extremely-high-tech $350,000 teleconferencing system installed in Seinfeld's office. (so they could make Bee Movie)
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Cubone posted:in a sense. Jeffrey Katzenberg had a weird fixation on Jerry Seinfeld lol I can't really blame Seinfeld for not wanting to leave NYC, though, after the last time he flew to L.A., an experience that he describes here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxj0-v_lnYY
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Jose Oquendo posted:I loving have always hated these Paramount Plus ads. Actors not even in the same room all standing in front of green screens pretending to give two shits. Also very lol at using Patrick Stewart (star of the just canceled Picard) instead someone from Discovery or Strange new Worlds. He obviously has way more star power but it's a nice gently caress you to those lovely shows. They had Pike in a similar version of this that aired last year. Way better hair than Picard. Like by a lot.
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I don't know what to make of the state of the nathan fielder/eric andre rivalry in the modern day. I suppose nathan certainly proved the artist with more range and ambition but honestly if I had a gun to my head I might pick eric
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