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quote:Now hold on just a minute. I don’t want anyone misinterpreting my chili. My chili is not about experimenting with gay sex during your college years. My chili is not about wearing a god damned chef’s hat. My chili is not about sauntering around with your premium ingredients while singing a pretty little song about your first period..... That recipe already sucks and OP isn't helping.
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My chili recipe may suck, but that's only because my balls are too enormously manly for me to fit through the door to go out and do grocery shopping 
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Feb 1, 2024 22:49
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Might need to see a doctor about that.
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Feb 1, 2024 22:50
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This one kind of hurt my head a little bit.
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Grand Fromage posted:I bet that chili is wet as hell. I was thinking the same thing. 4 cups of water? Hes making soup. I make a lazy chili that has a ratio of 1 can of beans and 1 can of diced tomato for every lb of ground beef or turkey but with no water added. I dont drain the beans/tomatoes and he doesn't say to drain them unless i missed it. But I hope he drained them. This is as bad as the sassy reddit stick figure chili. Edit: 21-ounce cans of beans? I missed that. I meant 16oz cans. Buddy's making bean soup with meat in it. Quid has a new favorite as of 23:02 on Feb 1, 2024 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:My chili recipe may suck, but that's only because my balls are too enormously manly for me to fit through the door to go out and do grocery shopping mine has sazon Goya:)
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Feb 2, 2024 03:49
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My biggest complaint about that chili is that there's no chili in it. 2 tablespoons of chili powder and a bell pepper? What the gently caress is that? I don't have a problem with bell peppers as an ingredient, they can bulk things out and add a nice sweetness, but that can't be your only pepper if you want to call what you're cooking chili, especially if you want to go on for pages and pages about how this is chili for real men with big balls and hair on their everywhere or whatever the gently caress.
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Feb 3, 2024 01:18
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Technically there's black pepper, which I know doesn't really count, but I've been thinking about it lately. It's one of those ingredients that's so incredibly common that people just don't think about it, even if it serves an important purpose. Like vanilla.Edgar Allen Ho posted:I had to check Those aren't really bad ingredients to put into chili, but if you're already getting specific with other ingredients, you probably should just go ahead and measure out your own onion powder to throw in. Maybe chop up a fresh onion even, that'll give some somethin' to the chili. I remember that dorky throw away the McCormick chili mix and do it live with McCormick spices comic, which was also kinda silly with how aggressive it was being, but I at least respect the ide of having a specific flavor that you're going for instead of just taking the easy premade option that'll probably be different from brand to brand.
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Feb 3, 2024 05:34
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what the gently caress
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Feb 3, 2024 05:43
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I wish they didn't call black pepper pepper, like I wish they hadn't called the West Indies the Indies
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Feb 3, 2024 05:44
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Data Graham posted:I wish they didn't call black pepper pepper, like I wish they hadn't called the West Indies the Indies Should be the other way around, pepper is pretty close to the Sanskrit word for black pepper. Chile or chili is a perfectly good word for the fruit of the Capsicum genus.
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Feb 3, 2024 06:37
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If you haven't tried long pepper it is much more like a chile pepper than black pepper is, in shape spiciness and flavor to some extent. Super tasty stuff.
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Feb 3, 2024 06:55
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Long pepper is good.
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Feb 3, 2024 07:03
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Which of my local east asian, south asian, african or middle eastern food shop would be more likely to have long pepper
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Feb 3, 2024 07:30
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Butterfly Valley posted:Which of my local east asian, south asian, african or middle eastern food shop would be more likely to have long pepper South Asian i think. i just mail order it. it's cool, looks like tiny elongated pine cones.
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Feb 3, 2024 07:39
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https://twitter.com/tyler02020202/status/1753521234099491103
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Feb 3, 2024 07:52
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Por que no los dos
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Feb 3, 2024 07:56
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Data Graham posted:I wish they didn't call black pepper pepper, like I wish they hadn't called the West Indies the Indies Naming things is hard, and often it's easier to just use an old name. Maybe we should get rid of old york, jersey, and Zealand now that their replacements are doing so well. There's a lot of foods out there with names that translate to just being some funky kind of apple.
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Feb 3, 2024 08:01
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I'm gonna need an exception regarding ropa vieja
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Feb 3, 2024 08:25
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Captain Hygiene posted:Por que no los dos Hard liquor and beer 
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Feb 3, 2024 08:45
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Bier/Korn Schorle. (no.)
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Zero_Grade posted:I'm gonna need an exception regarding ropa vieja The meat is all shredded up so it looks like old clothes. What's there to get
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Feb 3, 2024 17:47
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Butterfly Valley posted:Which of my local east asian, south asian, african or middle eastern food shop would be more likely to have long pepper South Asian probably. If you have an Indonesian shop they will for sure have it. Indian name is pippali.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:02
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Found an old book of all my kindergarten class's favorite recipes. I'll upload some more later but this is definitely my favorite  I have no idea what the name on the top of the page is
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Feb 4, 2024 23:15
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Jellh has good taste
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Feb 4, 2024 23:17
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Jeffy clearly
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Found an old book of all my kindergarten class's favorite recipes. I'll upload some more later but this is definitely my favorite Ketchup?! What the gently caress, kid?
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Feb 4, 2024 23:27
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mustard too spicy. you have to grow into it.
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Feb 4, 2024 23:28
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Please tell me you/the teacher wrote out the recipes they gave because otherwise that kid should get into calligraphy pronto. 3 hours in the microwave absolutely sounds like how long it must feel to a kindergartner waiting for their hot dog.
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Feb 4, 2024 23:37
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the teacher wrote down whatever we said, we just got to draw the food / put our name down. the times and temps are all a littttttle questionable here's mine. I wrote my name twice and it's equally unreadable. my name doesn't start with "m" 
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Feb 4, 2024 23:48
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What's with all the microwave use?
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Jellh has good taste Tunicate posted:Jeffy clearly JeCCH? J-e-double string bean-H? Are they spelling out a cuss word I don’t know about?
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Feb 5, 2024 00:09
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FreudianSlippers posted:What's with all the microwave use? kindergartners
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Jellh has good taste Do not make fun of my son, Jhotdoghotdogh
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Feb 5, 2024 00:28
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Is that a lotion bottle next to the hamburger?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Is that a lotion bottle next to the hamburger? It’s the relish jar, OBVIOUSLY
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My guess is all the microwave stuff is because it was the 80s/90s, and also that the name is Jess H because every second girl was called Jess so your identity required that last initial.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUIWWBpALPM&t=29s
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After the "long pepper" talk, I figured they were peppers So, "Jepph"
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cowboy
