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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
FF stole gradenko's name change idea.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

KirbyKhan posted:

FF stole gradenko's name change idea.

anser jeffrey saw right through it

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
idea for the next time grandma makes a qcs thread: call her supporters the ansar willa

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
/mod hat on

BlackIronHeart will not be receiving a ban for their post, nor any further punishments. Being charged by an unleashed dog is terrifying, and I'm never going to tell someone they can't defend themselves in that situation.

I also agree 1000% that if you own a dog, it should be on a leash in a public area.

The post is not fantasizing about murdering dogs, otherwise I would be reacting differently.

(Bias disclosure: I own a 50+ pound husky/GSD mix who, while never aggressive to humans, is aggressive to other dogs and I'm extremely pro-keeping him on a leash so he doesn't get into a fight with the neighbor's terrier or w/e. Dogs deserve responsible owners. Regular people should not have to be afraid of hospital bills or worse because of irresponsible dog owners.)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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guess we've successfully migrated the dogmurder away

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
just heard frostedflakes is problematic

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

/mod hat on

BlackIronHeart will not be receiving a ban for their post, nor any further punishments. Being charged by an unleashed dog is terrifying, and I'm never going to tell someone they can't defend themselves in that situation.

I also agree 1000% that if you own a dog, it should be on a leash in a public area.

The post is not fantasizing about murdering dogs, otherwise I would be reacting differently.

(Bias disclosure: I own a 50+ pound husky/GSD mix who, while never aggressive to humans, is aggressive to other dogs and I'm extremely pro-keeping him on a leash so he doesn't get into a fight with the neighbor's terrier or w/e. Dogs deserve responsible owners. Regular people should not have to be afraid of hospital bills or worse because of irresponsible dog owners.)

I'm absolutely cracking up at the mod saying "Anne, this goon did not kill a dog. That's the difference." for some reason.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
The sound of metal on metal as I unsheath my blade and send fido痴 head sailing. I gave you fair warning, m値ady.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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i call it my beagle deagle

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Homeless Friend posted:

The sound of metal on metal as I unsheath my blade and send fido痴 head sailing. I gave you fair warning, m値ady.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i call it my beagle deagle


Homeless Friend posted:

The sound of metal on metal as I unsheath my blade and send fido痴 head sailing. I gave you fair warning, m値ady.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

its a wonderful website folks

selec
Sep 6, 2003

you must learn the legendary secret 29th sword style, the mutt cut

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Welcome to Dogslayers Anonymous. If it's your first meeting you are encouraged to share your most badass actionable threats & sickest canine finishers.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
it's time for something awful's monthyl brick incident

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
the byefido code

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Playtime will continue to be over until morale improves.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i call it my beagle deagle

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i call it my beagle deagle

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Homeless Friend posted:

The sound of metal on metal as I unsheath my blade and send fido痴 head sailing. I gave you fair warning, m値ady.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i call it my beagle deagle

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
lol @ badass car thread guy



quote:

The dog can't understand English and its feelings will not have been hurt by op saying "I'll kill it if it comes at me". OP also did not actually attempt to harm the dog or say that they would harm it if it did not attempt to attack them. It seems like the only person affected by it was a very irresponsible dog owner.

Would you think OP was equally expressing a literal "murder fantasy" if they said "touch me and I'll kill you" to a human who was invading their personal space? That would be extremely rude but I don't think most people would describe it in those words.

Why is the only thing that matters in this situation protecting the feelings of irresponsible dog owners who don't even care enough about their dogs' safety to keep them leashed?

Note that I would feel differently about the situation if the dog was on leash.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Homeless Friend posted:

the byefido code

lol

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Homeless Friend posted:

the byefido code

Lmao

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Homeless Friend posted:

the byefido code

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
draw down on a dog, shoot off your hog

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
POV, you are a woman alone in an alleyway at midnight /w your pooch:

     I知 going to kill your dog
                             /

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Homeless Friend posted:

POV, you are a woman alone in an alleyway at midnight /w your pooch:

     I知 going to kill your dog
                             /

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Homeless Friend posted:

POV, you are a woman alone in an alleyway at midnight /w your pooch:

     I’m going to kill your dog
                             /

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Homeless Friend posted:

POV, you are a woman alone in an alleyway at midnight /w your pooch:

     I知 going to kill your dog
                             /

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

tristeham posted:

lol @ badass car thread guy



What in the world

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Why do goons hate dogs and children so much.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
maybe she let her dog off the leash to protect herself from the goon ambling towards her in a darkened alleyway

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
picturing this guy as looking like a fat angus scrimm

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Homeless Friend posted:

POV, you are a woman alone in an alleyway at midnight /w your pooch:

     I知 going to kill your dog
                             /

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Homeless Friend posted:

POV, you are a woman alone in an alleyway at midnight /w your pooch:

     I知 going to kill your dog
                             /


lol

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I need a new avatar. Avatar goons?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mr Hootington posted:

Why do goons hate dogs and children so much.

both remind them that they're unfuckable losers

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i call it my beagle deagle

lol

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Poppers posted:

I need a new avatar. Avatar goons?



lil inside joke

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Homeless Friend posted:

POV, you are a woman alone in an alleyway at midnight /w your pooch:

     I知 going to kill your dog
                             /

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