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 https://www.aer.com/science-research/climate-weather/arctic-oscillation/ This is a good site for forecasting and explaining the vortex action. Seems like a great climate scientist running things. (not crack pinged yet though)
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Feb 2, 2024 02:47
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Argentum posted:
whatever changed in 2022, the trend is continuing
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Feb 2, 2024 02:56
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Feb 2, 2024 03:29
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Argentum posted:
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Feb 2, 2024 03:30
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Feb 2, 2024 03:35
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coolest summer of the rest of our lives
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Feb 2, 2024 03:36
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Feb 2, 2024 03:36
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shrinkflation is impacting our seasons now. I bought a tin of mixed seasons, and wouldn’t you know it, I open it up and it’s about 90% summer.
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Feb 2, 2024 03:41
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i have moved onto wearing my raincoat. i saw a robin the other day. someone called the weather concerning and one of my coworkers told them to stop talking. i love dead gay earth
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Feb 2, 2024 03:45
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hamas ftw posted:coolest summer of the rest of our lives 
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Feb 2, 2024 03:52
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Feb 2, 2024 04:18
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Car Hater posted:I thought you were the El Nino expert, isn't it going to last through most of '24? What happens after is a different thing and nah, looking at the tao buoys it looks like la nina will overtake in the next couple of months. (if you’re talking about sea surface temps)
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Feb 2, 2024 04:49
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this el nino sucked rear end, weak. it'd basically give a decent drenching for like 4 hours then turn into sunny skies the next day. havent really had any consecutive rainy days that last more than 2-4 hour spurts and it feels like May already gimme my 1997-8 el nino back
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Feb 2, 2024 04:53
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my partner was very distressed about the frogs being out so unseasonably early this year (among other signs of the utter breakdown of natural cycles). long story short, we ended up on the usgs’ website looking at national soil data, trying to figure out the best places to move for when we need to dig our own graves
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Feb 2, 2024 06:20
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OIL PANIC posted:my partner was very distressed about the frogs being out so unseasonably early this year (among other signs of the utter breakdown of natural cycles). long story short, we ended up on the usgs’ website looking at national soil data, trying to figure out the best places to move for when we need to dig our own graves all the million/billionaires building doomsday
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Feb 2, 2024 06:25
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I can't afford to move to New Zealand. Plus I don't want to. Can the billionaires just move their bunkers to be near me?
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Feb 2, 2024 06:28
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Xaris posted:all the million/billionaires building doomsday they aren’t doomsday bunkers, they’re victory holes
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Feb 2, 2024 07:09
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Stereotype posted:they aren’t doomsday bunkers, they’re victory holes
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Feb 2, 2024 07:14
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Stereotype posted:they aren’t doomsday bunkers, they’re victory holes  they are glory holes
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Feb 2, 2024 07:20
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reach heaven throughTACD posted:[redacted]
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Feb 2, 2024 09:12
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Reverend Zero posted:reach heaven through Running to the nearest live-streamed climate disaster site?
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Feb 2, 2024 10:07
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Feb 2, 2024 10:41
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I like that the original edit was still too spicy for twitter so they redacted the third panel too
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Feb 2, 2024 11:18
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hamas ftw posted:whatever changed in 2022, the trend is continuing we reached the fun part of the hockey stick
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Feb 2, 2024 12:00
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the heckin sticko
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Feb 2, 2024 12:39
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Feb 2, 2024 12:45
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Xaris posted:this el nino sucked rear end, weak. it'd basically give a decent drenching for like 4 hours then turn into sunny skies the next day. havent really had any consecutive rainy days that last more than 2-4 hour spurts and it feels like May already El Nino is just an aggregated pool of warm water that normally hangs out in the far west pacific, sliding east and warming the East Pacific. There was a time in USA climatology where El Nino and CA rainfall seemed joined together, for sure. But it looks like those times are gone. The ocean is warming and other teleconnections seem to be gaining power. It seems pretty clear to me that El Nino juices USA rainfall still, but where that rain goes is no longer tethered in the same way. The 97 El Nino was the most classic possible presentation: flat jet right into California, south displaced. Funny enough, plenty of areas got shitloads of rain (for example where I moved, Seattle area) but lower elevation CA in particular was pretty left out... so far. It's probably worth forgetting what El Nino used to do, and to view it more as a juice to the inbound jet rather than some kind of particular southerly-pegged jet split/extension like a textbook would indicate. Warmin' world baby. After this winter's performance I'm calling a systemic change to how El Nino operates. It still may hammer CA in the future but there are going to be a lot of factors contributing to that overall atmospheric configuration instead of JUST a strong El Nino battering the configuration into submission e: on top of all that, the last strong El Nino was in loving 2015; we don't get new data on this poo poo very often  Wanna see a cool chart?  This is rainfall rankings for the entire USA, out of 132 total years that we've had records. So, if a region says "51" that means that area has had 50 wetter winters and the rest were more dry (this chart basically goes from July 2023 to now, covering the whole season and more). As you can see plenty of fuckin' people got rain, in fact coastal northern CA has done pretty drat well for itself, but the bay has done poorly. The jet has been strong, it's just angling more towards the PNW and less towards CA. The current config is looking pretty classic El Nino though so I'm hoping CA gets some more rain for a minute. Taima has issued a correction as of 13:11 on Feb 2, 2024 |
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Feb 2, 2024 12:58
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:we reached the fun part of the hockey stick 
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Feb 2, 2024 13:01
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Goa Tse-tung posted:I like that the original edit was still too spicy for twitter so they redacted the third panel too
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Feb 2, 2024 13:01
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TACD posted:the redactions will continue until the biosphere improves redact all the bad news and all that's left is good news
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Feb 2, 2024 13:04
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hamas ftw posted:redact all the bad news and all that's left is
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Feb 2, 2024 13:31
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Stereotype posted:they aren’t doomsday bunkers, they’re victory holes
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Feb 2, 2024 13:57
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:we reached the fun part of the hockey stick Well well well, if it isn't Business End. We meet at last
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Feb 2, 2024 14:03
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Feb 2, 2024 15:26
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Goa Tse-tung posted:I like that the original edit was still too spicy for SomethingAwful so they redacted the third panel too 
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Feb 2, 2024 16:26
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eventually the joke is going to require all four panels be censored then it's just going to be a white rectangle with the word [redacted] pasted on it diagonally
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on something awful’s slur-posting sub forum it’s not a good idea to post about [REDACTED] even as a joke
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