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BIG HEADLINE posted:
I had assumed that’s literally what it was
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Yvonmukluk posted:I’m sorry it spawned the plot for what? There's a few of them, but there's one that's kinda infamous because it's apparently set up as a genuine fan film with a serious TNG plot that actually tries to be a decent episode as well as all the loving? Apparently it involves the crew finding a stasis pod with the Tasha from the alt timeline who went back in time with the enterprise-c.
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Feb 2, 2024 07:39
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Feb 2, 2024 07:40
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 lol is geordi gonna bang holo-leah
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MikeJF posted:
"Captain Picard fucks every woman on the Enterprise"? That's just a normal TNG episode. You promised us porn! 
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Feb 2, 2024 07:59
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Help, I don't know how to handle Short Geordi
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Delsaber posted:Help, I don't know how to handle Short Geordi Shorti
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MikeJF posted:
IIRC it's Tasha
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Feb 2, 2024 08:15
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Someone cut out the sex scenes and was able to stitch together a surprisingly solid episode of TNG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJHoRx7mZLk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtAFJJ5znoU
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Feb 2, 2024 08:26
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I'm honestly surprised they didn't have to change the names to "Ricard" and "Piker" or some nonsense.
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Feb 2, 2024 08:32
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Whichever one where the fake crew realized they were disintegrating grey goo also went HARD for a Star Trek episode. That one was Course: Oblivion, and yeah, that one went hard.
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Feb 2, 2024 08:35
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W.T. Fits posted:That one was Course: Oblivion, and yeah, that one went hard. That was a weird episode because as far as I can tell the message is 'but for the grace of god, Janeway would absolutely get everyone killed'
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Feb 2, 2024 08:39
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Janeway loves trying to kill the entire crew. She just keeps cancelling the self destruct, like a wimp.
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NGL that's some pretty inspired casting for Troi
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Feb 2, 2024 09:23
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Actual Satan posted:Shorti Shorty LaForge is a pretty great drag name
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Delsaber posted:Help, I don't know how to handle Short Geordi LeVar’s only 5’7”, so they even got that aspect right
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blastron posted:Someone cut out the sex scenes and was able to stitch together a surprisingly solid episode of TNG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzDIACP8nf8 Better version here. It's a surprisingly moving plot.
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Feb 2, 2024 11:33
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The Picard actor apparently was a Patrick Stewart lookalike/actalike, not a porn actor, so all his sex scenes have a stunt-cock. That YouTube edit is a must-watch if you consider yourself a fan of TNG.
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Feb 2, 2024 11:43
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DaveKap posted:The Picard actor apparently was a Patrick Stewart lookalike/actalike, not a porn actor, so all his sex scenes have a stunt-cock. That YouTube edit is a must-watch if you consider yourself a fan of TNG. They couldn't of just gotten Patrick Stewart? He always wanted Captain Picard to get laid more so I'm sure he'd of been up for it. Wouldn't of hurt to at least send an email to check.
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Feb 2, 2024 11:48
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Lmao I'm gonna watch the TNG porn without the porn. I bet it's better than any of the TNG movies.
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mycomancy posted:Lmao I'm gonna watch the TNG porn without the porn. I bet it's better than any of the TNG movies. It is!
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mycomancy posted:Lmao I'm gonna watch the TNG porn without the porn. I bet it's better than any of the TNG movies. I mean it's got a more coherent plot than Insurrection and Nemesis for sure.
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And have you noticed how their boobs have started to firm up?
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MikeJF posted:
I’m trying to decide which special feature is the best: “Cumshot recap” for the Memory Alpha completionists, “Special Format Compatible with IPOD®” for watching your TNG porn parody on the go, or “Party Version” for watching your TNG porn parody with friends.
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Gelf posted:Now you are making me think this whole thing will climax with S31 Georgiou intercepting the boarding transporter stream during Battle of Binary Stars. Captain Georgiou is spared her fate, and Empress Georgiou takes her place, is killed by T'Kuvma, and views this as an attempt to pay for her evil deeds through self-sacrifice. just realized Disco first season had not one but two instances of “oh yeah these sapients eat other sapients” (was going to call it cannibalism but did not want to get ‘well actually’d’ on different species), weird
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blastron posted:Someone cut out the sex scenes and was able to stitch together a surprisingly solid episode of TNG:  Incredible.
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https://gizmodo.com/star-trek-picard-john-de-lancie-q-spin-off-potential-1851218611 More and more people on either side of the camera are just coming out and flat out saying #StarTrekLegacy ain't never gonna happen.
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Q spinoff may be the worst idea I've ever heard. I love me some Q but holy poo poo he is not a character you can base a show around. He's the salt, not the steak.
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Just make a show where an ordinary man marries a hot girl who ends up being a Q and the show is just exactly Bewitched, until he gets killed at the end of season 1 by an invading alien and his vengeful wife becomes a woman of special conscience.
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Matalas: "I found a way to bring you back" The way back: Q appears, refuses to explain.
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Grand Fromage posted:Q spinoff may be the worst idea I've ever heard. I love me some Q but holy poo poo he is not a character you can base a show around. He's the salt, not the steak. I don't think anyone is suggesting it would be a Q show. Only that it would be a show where Q shows up from time to time. Alchenar posted:Matalas: "I found a way to bring you back" It was extraordinarily self-evident. Q started hopping around the future before he died. Hence the whole line about thinking "linear."
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Accipiter posted:It was extraordinarily self-evident. Q started hopping around the future before he died. "One less passenger, well perhaps there will be a little power left for one last surprise..." *S3 Cameo*
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Alchenar posted:"One less passenger, well perhaps there will be a little power left for one last surprise..." The surprise was bringing Elnor back. They explicitly mention that in dialogue. I'm wondering if people actually watched the thing.
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Anyone who thinks Q can die or that death would be the end of Q has never encountered a single piece of media about a trickster god before. He was dead. Then he wasn't. What part of omnipotent don't you get.
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8one6 posted:Anyone who thinks Q can die or that death would be the end of Q has never encountered a single piece of media about a trickster god before. Maybe some of us have seen the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Death Wish", which established that Qs can die in a permanent and meaningful way.
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Both Marina Sirtis and Gates McFadden are in the death wish series of episodes
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8one6 posted:Anyone who thinks Q can die or that death would be the end of Q has never encountered a single piece of media about a trickster god before. Pinterest Mom posted:Maybe some of us have seen the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Death Wish", which established that Qs can die in a permanent and meaningful way. Simple answer: even non-linear beings like Q have their own personal timeline with a beginning and an end. The Q we see in Picard Season 2 is the one at the end of his personal timeline and he is dead and not coming back. And now there's still an entire coninuum of Q out there who's not dead and knows how, where, why and when he dies eventually, so he can use that knowledge to keep loving with people until the time comes of him to die.
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8one6 posted:Anyone who thinks Q can die or that death would be the end of Q has never encountered a single piece of media about a trickster god before. Took a year off dead for tax reasons.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Just make a show where an ordinary man marries a hot girl who ends up being a Q and the show is just exactly Bewitched, until he gets killed at the end of season 1 by an invading alien and his vengeful wife becomes a woman of special conscience. Bewitched already has experience with killing off the husband and replacing him with a nearly identical copy!
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Having a Serious Serialized Narrative about the Q is just the worst possible idea. Q is a mischief maker. He blips in, ruffles feathers, gets mad, has some fun, gives a sly wink, and blips out. That's what he's best at, and anything else is a grave misuse.
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