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OwlFancier posted:bin (premium) Guavanaut posted:
e: wokes want 206 different bins for each colour and texture of rubbish, so I am told Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Feb 2, 2024 |
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Feb 2, 2024 18:29
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Cheers Owlie. I just wanted a non poo poo bin as the last one I bought from asda was 70 quid and is actually too big for the binbags they sell and then fell apart. Pharmacy binbags going strong tho.
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Feb 2, 2024 18:32
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I'm surprised asda sell £70 bins tbh. If you want just a pretty durable bin you are probably best looking for the commercial type ones, with minimal mechanisms to break. Your bin bags should have a liter capacity somewhere so get a bin a bit smaller in liters than your bags and it should fit. If your bin is too deep for your bin bags you could put an old tub or something upside down in the bottom to make it shallower. I would probably get a plastic one though so you can boil it when it gets minging.
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Feb 2, 2024 18:35
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Yeah there are a bunch of standard size factory and office and shop bins and bags for said bins that are cheap. And then there are a bunch of Better Homes & Gardens magazine bins that are not cheap.
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Feb 2, 2024 18:40
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If you have access to a pharmacy you could also steal one of their green totes which are basically indestructible. Hopper do not read the preceding post. E: Oh neat you can actually just buy the fuckers and the dollies for them too. https://plasticboxwarehouse.co.uk/product/25l-original-totebox-400-x-300-x-320h-mm-2/?attribute_pa_colour=greengreen https://plasticboxwarehouse.co.uk/product-category/recycled-containers/recycled-attached-lid-containers/ gently caress now I have to restrain my self from buying a pile of old supermarket totes. I don't need them but I want them. E2: Oh my god you can just buy a loving grit box. That's like a tenth the price of a coffin and way funnier to die in. https://plasticboxwarehouse.co.uk/product-category/large-bulk-containers-and-pallets/grit-bins/ OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Feb 2, 2024 |
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Feb 2, 2024 18:43
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And thus a new calling occured to Owlfancier. Ensuring nary a house in the land went without it's very own gritbin
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Feb 2, 2024 18:53
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OwlFancier posted:E2: Oh my god you can just buy a loving grit box. That's like a tenth the price of a coffin and way funnier to die in.
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Feb 2, 2024 19:05
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I wonder if I can get that place I saw at goth weekend that does the vinyl wrapped coffins and they had a giant help for heroes branded coffin as a demo, if I could get them to do me a gothic help for heroes grit box.
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Feb 2, 2024 19:08
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I think I hosed up as I found a bin that auto opens and seems decent from swan and in yellow to match my stupid bee coloured kitchen! So I hunted it down cheaply and ordered one. Then I remembered this is a thing.  I'm going to have to fish him out of the bin repeatedly aren't I. He's not smart.
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Feb 2, 2024 19:13
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If you have pets generally I feel like smart devices are not a good idea, bins especially because a lot of animals are prone to eating from and or jumping in the bin, yeah. And at the least they're going to be constantly setting off the device.
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Feb 2, 2024 19:16
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They're not pets. They are tiny furry people with 4 legs.  See? This one has a cosmetic hat!
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Feb 2, 2024 19:24
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Mebh posted:They're not pets. They are tiny furry people with 4 legs. i can't believe your cat is antisemitic
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Feb 2, 2024 19:41
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Mebh posted:They're not pets. They are tiny furry people with 4 legs. this is the most antisemitic thing i've ever seen
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Feb 2, 2024 19:58
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Tesseraction posted:this is the most antisemitic thing i've ever seen jeremy catbyn
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Feb 2, 2024 19:59
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Tesseraction posted:this is the most antisemitic thing i've ever seen Art Spiegelman was on to something
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Feb 2, 2024 20:00
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before Mebh panics, I'm referencing something that apparently only Fox News bothered to report on properly??? https://www.foxnews.com/politics/meghan-mccain-accuses-jewish-artist-of-anti-semitism-after-mocking-her-comments-on-omar
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Feb 2, 2024 20:03
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I think I've mentally refiled "octopodes are antisemitic because of greta thunberg" as an eve fartlow bit.
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Feb 2, 2024 20:06
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OwlFancier posted:I think I've mentally refiled "octopodes are antisemitic because of greta thunberg" as an eve fartlow bit. that was the other half of the reference yes I've watched family guy I know that callbacks are the only good comedy
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Feb 2, 2024 20:10
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Bob Birman David Lykoi Lyndon LaPerm Also some other cat breed names combined with notable antisemitic conspiracy weirdos.
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Feb 2, 2024 20:26
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NORMAN!!!!!!!!!! ... DID YOU PUT DOWN THE LEGS ON THE HOME COMPUTER'S KEY-BOARD AGAIN????????? ... I HAVE TOLD YOU, NORMAN, IT LOOKS UNCOUTH!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Feb 2, 2024 21:14
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Darth Walrus posted:Sorry, it's Baal, Moloch, and Astarte. Norse mythology is still the preserve of the fash, you've gotta to Canaanite to be cool. Tanit LIVES!
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Feb 2, 2024 21:14
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Some old gods are crazy and grim, but if the awakening happens in Ireland you'll get a broad tonal range: from uncaring sea creatures who just want you live underwater forever, to this one guy who built so many houses he became a God. Tbh both could really solve some of the major issues we're facing.
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Feb 2, 2024 21:25
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adding Adherent of Taranis to my socials
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Feb 2, 2024 21:31
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Michael Gove and David Cameron both wanted to teach that the real history of The Isles involved Brutus of Troy and the Sea People defeating all the Irish giants and taking their big rocks to build Britain. I'm not sure what the moral of that is other than "this is a thing that did not actually happen" but yes some of the old gods are larval frogs and others are warlords.
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Feb 2, 2024 21:34
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I read the thread like an addict, it made me laugh. The cat is Russian though, not sure if we should hold that against her. And dammit Crispix, that's my dinner and world of Warcraft tray.
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Feb 2, 2024 21:35
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https://twitter.com/IncorrectFFQTS/status/1753505209802703264
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Feb 2, 2024 21:53
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Azza Bamboo posted:Some old gods are crazy and grim, but if the awakening happens in Ireland you'll get a broad tonal range: from uncaring sea creatures who just want you live underwater forever, to this one guy who built so many houses he became a God. "And do they pray to me as God of House Builders? No. "But I shag one sheep..."
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Feb 2, 2024 22:23
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And lo, they call you The Shepherd of Men?
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Feb 2, 2024 22:42
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thank you people for the genuine concern about my recent health changes the headaches became too much to sleep through and i was referred by a private optometrist (couldn't see the GP without a 6 week wait) to a specialist eye casualty and by them directly to A&E at one of the relatively better equipped hospitals in northern ireland as a high priority patient (they suspected stroke or aneurysm when i was first triaged) and i still had to spend 22 hours sitting on a chair in a cubicle in A&E with 7 other very ill people crammed into it along with some of their family members who understandably refused to leave them. The seats were bus station style seats and it was obvious the cubicle was not designed to be a treatment area but a waiting area for family members or whatever - our drips were hung on coat hooks screwed into the walls behind us. There was minimal care: you had to ask for pain relief or anything else every time you needed it and if you were lucky you'd get it within an hour - this included people who needed their oxygen tanks replaced. There was an old confused lady with a head injury and nobody with her and she was looked after by the wife of another patient and, after she left, the daughter of another patient - they were able to calm her down when she forgot where she was and got upset and they also took her to the toilet because there was nobody else to do it. The only thing that got us all through was talking to each other and getting each other through the night and day. I brought my work laptop and a book but even with that it was hard to get through the night. Twice we witnessed an extra loud alarm going off and all the staff running past in the same direction and people on trolleys were very shortly thereafter pushed right past our faces being rushed to resus with a doctor straddling them doing chest compressions. There was a toilet cubicle across from us where people were vomiting, retching or/and making GBS threads explosively. A few people came and went, discharging themselves because they couldn't take it and those who'd waited in the main waiting area without being triaged as priority said they'd seen dozens do that in there the day before - the poor bastards thought they would go somewhere better next, not somewhere so much worse. I was there from lunchtime on Tuesday until almost the same time on Wednesday before i was transferred to a bed in an ambulatory ward. The porter told me some of the people on trolleys we were passing on the way out had been there since Saturday Anyhow, a chest x-ray, two CT scans, two MRIs, a lumbar puncture and countless blood tests later i was discharged today. i have been diagnosed with horner's syndrome and i've been told neurology will call me in every few months to check on it. the good news is i've been told i'm probably not going to die from it imminently the eye thing is permanent and that wouldn't be good for anyone who cared about their appearance. i've already noticed people looking at me differently but personally i quite like it. i fancy people won't be too quick to argue with someone whose eyes don't match 
crispix fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Feb 2, 2024 |
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Feb 2, 2024 22:48
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oh no you have the prince andrew no sweating disease
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Feb 2, 2024 22:54
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OwlFancier posted:I wonder if I can get that place I saw at goth weekend that does the vinyl wrapped coffins and they had a giant help for heroes branded coffin as a demo, if I could get them to do me a gothic help for heroes grit box. This place near me does that. https://www.goasyouplease.com/packages/personalised-package/ Greggs? Newcastle Brown? They got you covered. They've got a Tennents one in the window at the mo I think.
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Feb 2, 2024 22:56
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jesus christ this country is hosed glad you're not dying
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Feb 2, 2024 23:01
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crispix posted:i have been diagnosed with horny syndrome many of us have long suspected
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Feb 2, 2024 23:02
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Feb 2, 2024 23:05
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glad crispix is safe but I feel bad because I could have told them there was something wrong with him ages ago.
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Feb 2, 2024 23:06
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Stay safe, poopy story goon
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Feb 2, 2024 23:06
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crispix posted:Anyhow, a chest x-ray, two CT scans, two MRIs, a lumbar puncture and countless blood tests later i was discharged today. i have been diagnosed with horner's syndrome and i've been told neurology will call me in every few months to check on it. the good news is i've been told i'm probably not going to die from it imminently glad you got checked out dude - sorry to hear about the diagnosis and your horrific experience to get it
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Feb 2, 2024 23:06
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Sorry about your horny syndrome crispix, the eye thing sounds cool though
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Feb 2, 2024 23:07
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thanks, almost everyone* *don't know what 99 posted but regardless would like to tell him to go gently caress himself 
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Feb 2, 2024 23:08
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I am glad you went to the doctor, and i hope at least you can enjoy being able to death glare people you don't like.
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Feb 2, 2024 23:08
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