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Erin M. Fiasco posted:The voice from the Titantron was still pouring forth its tale of sports entertainers and championship titles and Rumbles, but the shouting outside had died down a little. The medical staff were turning back to their work. One of them approached with the Pepsi bottle. CM Punk, sitting in a blissful dream, paid no attention as his glass was filled up. He was not running or cheering any longer. He was back in the Performance Center, with everything forgiven, his soul white as snow. He was in the media scrum, confessing everything, implicating everybody. He was walking through the curtain, with the feeling of walking in LED light, and a producer at his back. The long-hoped-for Future Shock DDT was tearing his tricep. I just want you to know I google searched what you were parodying, which led me to watch 1984 on tubi at work. So thanks 
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I think you will find that the most punk rock thing actually is when you are corporation employee #2359 What do my knuckles say F U L L 4 0 1 k
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Eh, this kind of falls apart at the end but I spent enough time on it so I'm posting it anyway. Hopefully it doesn't ruin the fun. The anger is gone from CM Punk's heart, his appearance looks like a tramp, He pounds with cruel violence his fist upon the ramp; And now it's clobbering time, and now he enters the ring, And now his trap is shattered by the force of McIntyre's swing. Oh, somewhere on the favored brand, Joe's title is shining bright, Miiichaels tunes up the band somewhere, and somewhere Moxley takes a bite. And somewhere PSP is laughing, and somewhere children once surrounded him, But there is no joy in wwe universe—mighty CM Punk has injured another limb.
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine an elbow dropping into Punk's balls--forever.
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Astro7x posted:Cody saying "I'll think about it" was the lamest thing ever. I was expecting him to say "I want both!" or something cool. Oh I hope to god we get a triple threat main event with all the gold on the line. With Roman winning.
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super macho dude posted:If you want a vision of the future, imagine an elbow dropping into Punk's balls--forever. lmfao
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Pillowpants posted:So what’s on tap for Smackdown? this: super macho dude posted:If you want a vision of the future, imagine an elbow dropping into Punk's balls--forever.
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Pillowpants posted:So what’s on tap for Smackdown? Hopefully Triple H or other long term staff getting fired
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Pillowpants posted:I want nothing more than see Ari give Paul heyman HHHs job or something crazy like that. lol
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Majinfoose posted:Hopefully Triple H or other long term staff getting fired Preferably out of a cannon
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Stall_19 posted:https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1753574985116143865?t=OY6vr39tTcl__LwiwQb3Rg&s=19 
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“Cody, I’m here to give you my blessing to finish your story… At WrestleMania 41!”
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Seth, I considered your offer/pleading of me facing you for the Loser Pissbaby "World" Championship and you guys know what I wanna talk about?? I'm All In! 
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JUNGLE BOY posted:“Cody, I’m here to give you my blessing to finish your story… At WrestleMania 41!” Cody, forever trapped in a loop of winning the Rumble and then failing to finish the story.
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edogawa rando posted:Cody, forever trapped in a loop of winning the Rumble and then failing to finish the story. Rubber Chicken Day starring Cody Bill Murray makes a cameo
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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1753593549059227931 People who watch Disney channel programming are already used to excusing rape in order to watch.
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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1753593549059227931 BUT VINCE IS GONE  This sucks, why is this poo poo popular?
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Long-Time Lurker posted:WWE is a family in the same way hosed up traditional families would try their best to hide the fact that a male member is a sex pest in order to protect the family's honour. WWE being the Duggar family makes a lot of since.
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TheKingslayer posted:WWE being the Duggar family makes a lot of since. 👀👀👀👀👀
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TheKingslayer posted:WWE being the Duggar family makes a lot of since. I was thinking more along the lines of the West family in Gloucester, England.
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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1753593549059227931 Trinity's earrings are rad, at least
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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1753593549059227931 I love how as soon as the blonde one dressed like Barbie slaps Mia Yim, the camera starts shaking around like the camera person is in the middle of a seizure.
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wwe has all your favorite characters it has cody it has cm punk it has bro-- no no they dont have him anymore it has roman reigns
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KungFu Grip posted:hispanic woman stuns japanese tag partners by speaking perfect japanese and revealing their betrayal plans Weird direction to go considering she overheard those same plans being discussed in english like five minutes earlier xbilkis posted:https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1753612634505584884 He had this kind of angry smirk on his face as he walked up the ramp too
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