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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

4 + a motorcycle but looking to downsize to just 2 cars (family + summer toy)
honda odyssey, honda s2000, honda fireblade

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

honda odyssey, honda s2000, honda fireblade

close but i will never drive a minivan

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
red car, blue car, grey car, black car

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
And that'll be a checkmate.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

close but i will never drive a minivan

drive the minivan op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

suzuki swift sedan, suzuki samurai, SUZUKI GSX-R :2bong:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its almost time

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Piss And Shittium posted:

This, to be quite honest gentle sir, is a work of pure art. It's not poo poo at all.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

A more fun question is how many times you've been hit by a car

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

satanic splash-back posted:

A more fun question is how many times you've been hit by a car

lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
We only have one car and we just bought out the lease. If my annual bonuses keep up with expectations I’ll have it paid off in 2 years.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



My wife's preggers found out today it's a girl - is Isis still off limits for name? That's a good name. I feel like it'll all blow over by the time she's old, and in the meantime it's a good bit.

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

vaginite posted:

My wife's preggers found out today it's a girl - is Isis still off limits for name? That's a good name. I feel like it'll all blow over by the time she's old, and in the meantime it's a good bit.

if you want to get your child added to terror lists or bullied then go for it

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

close but i will never drive a minivan

One of my buddies dads imported a Toyota TownAce and that thing is pretty sweet, I'd drive that minivan

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Celexi posted:

if you want to get your child added to terror lists or bullied then go for it

That's a no vote? I'll mark that no.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

vaginite posted:

My wife's preggers found out today it's a girl - is Isis still off limits for name? That's a good name. I feel like it'll all blow over by the time she's old, and in the meantime it's a good bit.

Name it Olivia

lol

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Toxic Mental posted:

Name it Olivia

lol

Ugh Oliva's on the list too - what's wrong with that one?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

It's the most common name for girls the past few years

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

vaginite posted:

Ugh Oliva's on the list too - what's wrong with that one?

Name her Kimiko

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

vaginite posted:

My wife's preggers found out today it's a girl - is Isis still off limits for name? That's a good name. I feel like it'll all blow over by the time she's old, and in the meantime it's a good bit.

Congrats.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Heather, Julie, or Stacy

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Celexi posted:

Name her Kimiko

lol What are you, 50 years old? No one names their kids ___ko anymore dude.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Name her Xiuxiu.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
perhaps name after a favorite cheese?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
eg

Cottage

Jarlsberg

Burrata

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bailey

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

American

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Freedom

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


vaginite posted:

My wife's preggers found out today it's a girl - is Isis still off limits for name? That's a good name. I feel like it'll all blow over by the time she's old, and in the meantime it's a good bit.

Congrats! I like the name and like you said it'll probably blow over. You can always choose a different first name and use that as her middle name if you're worried.

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Scathach posted:

Congrats! I like the name and like you said it'll probably blow over. You can always choose a different first name and use that as her middle name if you're worried.

lol don't do this everyone will still know

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

We taught him wrong on purpose, as a joke

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

vaginite posted:

Ugh Oliva's on the list too - what's wrong with that one?

Olivia Bin Laden

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Olivia was Olive Oil from Popeye's real name.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Toxic Mental posted:

It's the most common name for girls the past few years


https://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/

yeah, don't name your kid any of the top 10 baby names, for the love of god. My kid is a bit older and she knows like 20 Sophias still. It gets super irritating to be known as "tall Sophia" or "blonde Sophia" or "goon Sophia" - just ask all 20 of them

choose a unique name like Sexcopter or Screamy. Also congrats!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Name her Spartacus

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

vaginite posted:

My wife's preggers found out today it's a girl - is Isis still off limits for name? That's a good name. I feel like it'll all blow over by the time she's old, and in the meantime it's a good bit.

Name her Alexa.

Or Khaleesi.

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

redshirt posted:

I lived the dream for 7 years. No car, living in Boston, had about a 3 mile walk to work and it was a real nice walk. Or a bus right outside my door, or subway if I chose.

and you gave it all up for the shovelling. a true master, dedicated to their craft

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Chief McHeath posted:

perhaps name after a favorite cheese?

Mimolette. Great name.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I just had a snow crab clam and shrimp
Boil

The faux alpha chads were eating fries and breaded shrimp while I went balls deep into a Louisiana Cajun boil with both hands covered in entrails tearing apart snow crab legs and slamming clams like it was a loving bloobath

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

vaginite posted:

My wife's preggers found out today it's a girl - is Isis still off limits for name? That's a good name. I feel like it'll all blow over by the time she's old, and in the meantime it's a good bit.

Congrats on the proof of sex.

Name the baby D'Brickashawtina

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