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weg, Toxic Mental)
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I don’t remember what thread I saw this in recently but someone brought up that apparently one thing that nearly all of humanity agrees on is dinosaurs are cool and awesome. So of course fundies trip over themselves to poo poo on that.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:17 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 21:21 |
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weg posted:the Wizard of Ozempic
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:27 |
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Speaking of birds called turkeys, I was driving down the road to my dad's house after work when I was still living in the foothills of Albuquerque, about 6:45AM. I drove up on two giant turkey vultures chowin' down on some cottontail roadkill, absolutely going to town. Both of them were at least 2½ feet tall. The eye roll they gave me was palpable as they looked up at my car as I stopped, jumped back off the street and gave me a look like, "don't run over my breakfast, rear end in a top hat." I drove over the rabbit and they immediately went back to business. Those giant birds had more integrity in a feather than "TRUMP" has ever had.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:32 |
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:32 |
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:48 |
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bring out the bubble, bubbleboy hasn't been using it recently
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:54 |
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:55 |
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I hear there's a vaccine against measles that works pretty drat good, I dunno.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:56 |
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Three Olives posted:I got away but the thoughts going through my head were literally how am I going to explain how I murdered a bunch of geese because they were in a full blown attack on me. Bold of you assuming you (a goon) will defeat a bunch of geese. They would have had your head.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:57 |
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Durf posted:pretty sure the last sighting of Lady Maga was being screamed at by Nick Fuentes and his No Cummies Crew This man is experiencing some very confusing feelings for the first time seeing lady maga
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:58 |
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Comstar posted:Bold of you assuming you (a goon) will defeat a bunch of geese. A goose is faster and has a sharper beak than you do. It has no code of ethics or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A GOOSE 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:05 |
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:POV: I'm telling my lesbian aunt that I did not consider getting a Subaru when I bought a new car He thought he was asking about his lucky quarter but was looking for a quarter pounder.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:07 |
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Shuckabee nominated this guy to the parole board But he resigned today Why? Welll quote:
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:09 |
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these people need to be blow-darted and radio collared by game wardens or something
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:12 |
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MrQwerty posted:Speaking of birds called turkeys, I was driving down the road to my dad's house after work when I was still living in the foothills of Albuquerque, about 6:45AM. On a farm close to where I grew up they had a an honest to god guard turkey. The daughter had adopted it two Thanksgivings ago and she wouldnt let them kill it. So it grew big and territorial. I think a horse size turkey would be as scary as a trex.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:15 |
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Burning_Monk posted:On a farm close to where I grew up they had a an honest to god guard turkey. The daughter had adopted it two Thanksgivings ago and she wouldnt let them kill it. So it grew big and territorial.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:17 |
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:18 |
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Wifi Toilet posted:
Dude looks a lot like a Matt Bors character.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:39 |
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Shumagorath posted:It levelled up and received the mark of Khorne. i always felt it was a misstep to give tzeentch the bird motifs with the changers of ways and stuff. corvids, sure, okay, that makes sense. but basically any bird larger than a corvid is absolutely a khorne worshipper, deep down.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:40 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:loving insane Just unbelievable that these people are so terrified they can't fathom discussing this with their children, or anyone else discussing it with their own children. That seems like a pretty age-appropriate time to have a talk: "that's where boys go pee." That's literally all they need to know! They can find out about all the rest of the stuff it does later! You don't have to give your five year old a World History of Cocks lesson the first time they ask, it would probably be real fuckin strange if you felt that you needed to! I mean, good god drat what the actual gently caress is wrong with these people. What is the actual diagnosis.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 06:47 |
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i remember a Vonnegut book where someone asked what the difference was between art and smut/porn. The answer was body hair. Of course that was written in like the 60's/80's.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 07:02 |
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Horse drugs don't work on measles but you know what might?
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 07:21 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:loving insane "Mommy what's a butt?"
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 07:24 |
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Can we still do Swift stuff
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 07:27 |
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MEASLES IS GOOD FOR U KNOW WHAT
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 07:32 |
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QuarkJets posted:"Mommy what's a butt?" One thing to keep in mind with the Parents Rights types is that child abusers are overwhelmingly parents They want to keep this quiet and remove any ability for kids to recognize and report abuse for uhhhhhhhh reasons https://www.nationalchildrensalliance.org/media-room/national-statistics-on-child-abuse/ Durf fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Feb 3, 2024 |
# ? Feb 3, 2024 07:42 |
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drat, Taylor Swift knows how to summon demons? Everything I hear about her just impresses me more.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 07:50 |
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^^ There was a stir on Twitter the other day about some parent freaking out that their child's doctor wanted to talk to the kid without the parent in the room, and the replies were split between people shrieking that the doctor was going to molest their kid and the people pointing out that if the parents can't trust what their kid will tell the doctor, then they're exactly the reason the doctor needs to talk to those kids alone. Chief McHeath posted:You don't have to give your five year old a World History of Cocks lesson the first time they ask, it would probably be real fuckin strange if you felt that you needed to! My middle son wasn't a lot older than that when I heard him talking to his little brother about his cock. When I WTF??ed him he said that he thought cock was a nicer (milder, I guess) word than dick. I told him that no, penis (the word we use in this house) was correct and the other two were considered swear words and that I thought dick was a bit less shocking than cock. So that was fun. Years later I've only ever heard him say dick when he's swearing with his friends on Fortnite and thinks I can't hear him. And I've thought about this conversation recently for some dumb reason and wonder now if I was right. In degrees of harsh swears, is cock > dick? And where would prick fall on that graph?
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 07:55 |
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Troublemaker posted:^^ Cock > dick > prick > penis > magnum dong
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 08:00 |
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To echo posters above and give it some gravitas, it's important to start out using the medical terms for all body parts including genitals, in the case there *is* an instance of molestation. You don't want your kid telling a mandatory reporter something ambiguous, "Well he said "no-no zone" and that could mean anything".
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 08:12 |
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Speedboat Jones posted:https://x.com/theliamnissan/status/1753481243826516448?s=12&t=qbJ4wy7X-sfXy3DoNgBjAQ Makeup by Cheesasaurus Rex
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 08:12 |
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Yesterdays Latte posted:Makeup by Cheesasaurus Rex Every day he gets closer and closer to using the Simpson's makeup shotgun.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 08:25 |
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The GOP is going to preserve Trump's body like Lenin. A rotting orange on display in Florida for all time, a fitting monument for the state.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 09:11 |
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The proper word for penis is “hog” as this thread has taught me
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 09:13 |
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But where does it rank in the hierarchy??
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 09:16 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Paying bail could put you in jail Cruelty is the point for the people pushing this bullshit, but how is the concept of 'if a crime is punished by a fine, it is only a law for poor people' not more obvious to people in general? Punishing poor people for being poor is just accepted behavior.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 09:30 |
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Troublemaker posted:But where does it rank in the hierarchy?? Hunter’s is up there, for sure
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 09:33 |
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lol allowing significant decisions by local government
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 09:34 |
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Chief McHeath posted:Just unbelievable that these people are so terrified they can't fathom discussing this with their children, or anyone else discussing it with their own children. How would they react to seminal british children's picture book "Where Willy Went"?
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 09:34 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 21:21 |
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wow just in, the Piddlington Country Parents Association has just unanimously voted to make it illegal to plead not guilty in criminal court
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 09:39 |