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Dude looks like he's singing Ave Maria but somehow made it super racist (cool new page post, me.)
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Feb 3, 2024 18:52
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Data Graham posted:Man, when Trump is gone it will be like the political landscape has had two legs and an arm amputated. Hopefully not politics. I think politics being boring is good and I hope someday in the future we can go back to boring politics where people actually look at complex issues and their solutions instead of the breathless red-face screeching we have now.
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Feb 3, 2024 18:53
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As someone who has issues with unprompted body horror, ublock has been a lifesaver. I don’t know how old people can use the internet knowing they get to see stuff like this all the time.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:01
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Maybe that's how they got brainworms, some how shady advertisers found a way to cross the chud-brain barrier.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:12
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Double check the instruments, it seems we've made a wrong turn and crossed the bowel barrier
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Feb 3, 2024 19:17
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Harald posted:Someone equally reprehensible will come along to replace him, imho. I think Trump is this weird amalgamation of all the worst things in America - racism, celebrity worship, pro-business bullshit, grifting/fraud, unbridled narcissism, baby boomer poo poo, and (only after getting elected in 2016) religious fundamentalism - that will be impossible to replicate. Like, the closest thing we have to another Trump is Elon, and thank god he was not born American.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:18
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I think Trump is this weird amalgamation of all the worst things in America - racism, celebrity worship, pro-business bullshit, grifting/fraud, unbridled narcissism, baby boomer poo poo, and (only after getting elected in 2016) religious fundamentalism - that will be impossible to replicate. Like, the closest thing we have to another Trump is Elon, and thank god he was not born American. Elon would get elbow deep into a bin full of LSD and pontificate about how he thinks unicorns and white dwarf stars are actually the same thing somehow before he could put in a serious effort to become president. Trump feels way more dangerous because he will burn his money, those around him, his reputation, himself as long as it gets him as much attention as possible.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:23
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Like, the closest thing we have to another Trump is Elon, and thank god he was not born American. I mean lets be honest, if Elon's eligibility to be president came before the current SCOTUS trash heap, there would absolutely be a hysterical dissenting opinion from Alito and Thomas.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:28
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I think Trump is this weird amalgamation of all the worst things in America - racism, celebrity worship, pro-business bullshit, grifting/fraud, unbridled narcissism, baby boomer poo poo, and (only after getting elected in 2016) religious fundamentalism - that will be impossible to replicate. Like, the closest thing we have to another Trump is Elon, and thank god he was not born American. Elon is such a lovely public speaker with negative charisma he would just flop hilariously trying to replicate el Trumpe's rallies
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Feb 3, 2024 19:35
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Elon's name comes up a lot in these hypotheticals, but, like it or not, Trump has charisma. Elon is a charisma black hole.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:39
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Trump rose by just saying all the quiet parts out loud. Elon certainly believes all those things but he would just stand in front of a crowd and be like “We….uh…there’s a fundamental need to…..to increase our uh…space, to have the resources at magnitudes of order…uh, larger”.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:39
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priznat posted:Elon is such a lovely public speaker with negative charisma he would just flop hilariously trying to replicate el Trumpe's rallies Whenever he tries to do a trump it fails so bad. When he was like "go gently caress yourself" to advertisers you could tell he thought he was going to get a standing ovation but it was just crickets in the audience.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:41
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cr0y posted:
jokes on yall im on ivermectin
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Feb 3, 2024 19:41
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I just realized the Actual Names account that looks up old funny name records nonstop posts names of likely Trump associates. Edgar Swell Blowers, Nathan Bare Weiner, Sis Whackoff, Private Moses Jackoff, Harry Klitt, Harry Pooplet, Katherine Crapps Greene, etc. Pretty sure every one of those people worked for Don alongside Tony Tortellini and Craig Calamari.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:43
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I think Trump is this weird amalgamation of all the worst things in America - racism, celebrity worship, pro-business bullshit, grifting/fraud, unbridled narcissism, baby boomer poo poo, and (only after getting elected in 2016) religious fundamentalism - that will be impossible to replicate. Like, the closest thing we have to another Trump is Elon, and thank god he was not born American. Yeah, he is a perfect avatar of all that was both ubiquitous and wrong with Gen X and the Boomers. Looking to replace him with another version of him is a fool's errand because his direct analogs are all dying off, just like him. What you need to do is start looking for the person who's the most emblematic of all the worst qualities Millennials and Zoomers embody and that will be your Next Generation Trump.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:43
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Chocobo posted:jokes on yall im on ivermectin 
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Feb 3, 2024 19:44
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nine-gear crow posted:What you need to do is start looking for the person who's the most emblematic of all the worst qualities Millennials and Zoomers embody and that will be your Next Generation Trump. someone who eats avocado tide pods
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Feb 3, 2024 19:45
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Yeah, once Trump is gone there will be others that will try to take his place but none of them will stick. The election of Donald Trump was such a perfect storm that's impossible to replicate, and any attempts at replicating it artificially will be seen as fake by his supporters, or they'll splinter to such an extent no one will be able to get close to his popularity. We might see another Trump decades from now, but who knows what that would even look like.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:45
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Catastrophe posted:Look, he may not be absolutely perfect but the guy is pretty funny. Sporting shorts and a "tux" hoodie for a congressional dinner. pages back but... nope.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:48
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nine-gear crow posted:Yeah, he is a perfect avatar of all that was both ubiquitous and wrong with Gen X and the Boomers. Looking to replace him with another version of him is a fool's errand because his direct analogs are all dying off, just like him. What you need to do is start looking for the person who's the most emblematic of all the worst qualities Millennials and Zoomers embody and that will be your Next Generation Trump. As predicted in Revelations, it will be Mr. Beast.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:48
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If Elon could run for president the main worry I’d have is that he’d be able to straight up buy his way to victory, and even then idk how likely that is. He doesn’t have the savvy business man mythos behind him like trump did and lord knows he can’t lay down instantly attention grabbing bullshit like Don can. The boomers would look at him and think he’s a dumb millennial with a stupid voice. Instant loser with the voting public.
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Feb 3, 2024 19:50
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i have it on good authority that fetterman is a "cuck"
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Feb 3, 2024 19:52
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:As predicted in Revelations, it will be Mr. Beast.  I was going to post the same thing
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Feb 3, 2024 19:55
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:As predicted in Revelations, it will be Mr. Beast. Oh yeah that dude is definitely the anti christ
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Feb 3, 2024 19:58
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dems need to start fielding their own batch of celebrity turned politicians to counter this inevitable outcome
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Feb 3, 2024 20:00
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I think Trump is this weird amalgamation of all the worst things in America - racism, celebrity worship, pro-business bullshit, grifting/fraud, unbridled narcissism, baby boomer poo poo, and (only after getting elected in 2016) religious fundamentalism - that will be impossible to replicate. Like, the closest thing we have to another Trump is Elon, and thank god he was not born American. Eh, I would hope that Trump is an aberration but I'm not convinced. You look at where Trump came from and it's freaking Roy Cohn and McCarthyism. American politics has been a toxic mess previously and I'm not counting on that just going away. Also yes, Elon is obviously the Antichrist. He has Mr. Beast and he also has the blue check marks i.e the mark of the beast. Harald fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Feb 3, 2024 |
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Feb 3, 2024 20:03
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no celebrity with any sense would trade their present life for being president. even trump didn't, he wanted to start a tv network
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Feb 3, 2024 20:04
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Democrats love handsome, gray-haired men of a certain age with weird hobbies and troubled sons, and that's why our next President is going to be Thomas Hanks.
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Feb 3, 2024 20:08
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emSparkly posted:If Elon could run for president the main worry I’d have is that he’d be able to straight up buy his way to victory, and even then idk how likely that is. He doesn’t have the savvy business man mythos behind him like trump did and lord knows he can’t lay down instantly attention grabbing bullshit like Don can. The boomers would look at him and think he’s a dumb millennial with a stupid voice. Instant loser with the voting public. Yeah, it worked so well for Bloomberg.
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Feb 3, 2024 20:09
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Democrats love handsome, gray-haired men of a certain age with weird hobbies and troubled sons, and that's why our next President is going to be Thomas Hanks. No t.hanks
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Feb 3, 2024 20:10
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HKR posted:dems need to start fielding their own batch of celebrity turned politicians to counter this inevitable outcome We tried with Ashley Judd, it doesn't work. Meanwhile, Republicans have Ronald Reagan, Sonny Bono, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Donald Trump.
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Feb 3, 2024 20:10
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Democrats love handsome, gray-haired men of a certain age with weird hobbies and troubled sons, and that's why our next President is going to be Thomas Hanks. 100% fine by me give me that Tom Hanks presidency.
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Feb 3, 2024 20:13
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kazil posted:someone who eats avocado tide pods Someone who CAN even
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Feb 3, 2024 20:15
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Tom Hanks produced a propaganda video for the government covering up the imprisonment and attempted destruction of an entire US city, Springfield
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Feb 3, 2024 20:16
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:We tried with Ashley Judd, it doesn't work. Don't forget Al Franken and Fred Thompson respectively
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Feb 3, 2024 20:17
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:As predicted in Revelations, it will be Mr. Beast.
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Feb 3, 2024 20:19
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it's almost like sane people don't want to go into politics
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Feb 3, 2024 20:23
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Vampire Panties posted:Don't forget Al Franken and Fred Thompson respectively Al Franken… the most successful celebrity-turned-Democratic-politician 
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Feb 3, 2024 20:23
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mobby_6kl posted:
i am guessing some higherup money ghoul screamed at a bunch of people on a phone.
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Feb 3, 2024 20:27
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So we’ve gone from fake news to alternative facts to morons wearing shirts about facts not caring about your feelings. Only those facts are still incredibly stupid. It has to be so exhausting for these folks.
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Feb 3, 2024 20:28
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