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Modal Auxiliary posted:How the gently caress do none of you nerds know what change smells like? What kind of existence are you living where you've never held coins in your hand? This is honestly the wildest poo poo, I feel like you're all gaslighting me or something. Most goons were raised in locked attic rooms, living off condensed milk spoon-fed to them by a woman they called Mother, who had stolen them from their stroller on a balmy June afternoon while their real mother was distracted throwing back a frisbee to some kids. While Mother did cruelly forbid ever leaving the attic, she at least had the kindness to buy them a dented Dell Latitude laptop from the secondhand store, and a forums account.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Most goons were raised in locked attic rooms, living off condensed milk spoon-fed to them by a woman they called Mother, who had stolen them from their stroller on a balmy June afternoon while their real mother was distracted throwing back a frisbee to some kids. While Mother did cruelly forbid ever leaving the attic, she at least had the kindness to buy them a dented Dell Latitude laptop from the secondhand store, and a forums account.
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Metal doesn't smell, dweebs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqLH-nTZEOc&t=5s
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Most goons were raised in locked attic rooms, living off condensed milk spoon-fed to them by a woman they called Mother, who had stolen them from their stroller on a balmy June afternoon while their real mother was distracted throwing back a frisbee to some kids. While Mother did cruelly forbid ever leaving the attic, she at least had the kindness to buy them a dented Dell Latitude laptop from the secondhand store, and a forums account.  for me, it was a basement
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Metal doesn't smell, dweebs. that's the point, if metal doesn't smell then think about where all the smells are coming from 
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Philippe posted:It's too long for a thread title It's so beautiful, though.
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As well as being the most pointless coin with zero purpose for decades, the British 2p piece that’s been passed around a million times between grubby paws definitely honks. I’m adding that to my list of reasons to melt them all down and ban its use from polite society.
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People saying coins don't smell bad are straight up crazy pants. What the gently caress
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Ror posted:that's the point, if metal doesn't smell then think about where all the smells are coming from I mean, she's saying Grimes smells like blood, right?
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theflyingexecutive posted:Any actor who goes to catering themselves instead of having a PA take food to their room is almost always a decent person. hey man, a pa is gonna ask questions if you ask him to save food to take home. lots of meat left on those bones in the garbage, you take 'em home, add some broth, a potato. baby, you got a stew goin
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"I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad."
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Philippe posted:It's too long for a thread title GodDAMNIT
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Ror posted:that's the point, if metal doesn't smell then think about where all the smells are coming from  huh, I didn't know my ex was back on Twitter
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Further evidence that Settlers is the worst game for the worst people.
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Tree Bucket posted:Further evidence that Settlers is the worst game for the worst people. When Biden signed sanctions against four settlers on Thursday, he thought that it was about Catan players.
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Personally, if I were invited for board games and found out I had been deceived with the goal of having sex with me, I would be very upset. Doubly so I find out the board game we're playing is Catan, of all things.
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If you hang out with steampunk people you have no one to blame but yourself
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I put on my goggles and screwdriver
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I put on my goggles and screwdriver Ask driver for consent first!
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Clerical Terrors posted:Personally, if I were invited for board games and found out I had been deceived with the goal of having sex with me, I would be very upset. Catan is a game where an innocent mistake in the first ten seconds means you're going to spend the next hour being slowly drained of life & joy while everyone else has fun. This has grim implications for the general vibe of their orgies.
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Tree Bucket posted:Catan is a game where an innocent mistake in the first ten seconds means you're going to spend the next hour being slowly drained of life & joy while everyone else has fun. This has grim implications for the general vibe of their orgies. Skill issue.
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I think the most emotionally drained I've ever seen someone (outside of Real Life poo poo) was when a friend of a friend tried to teach Catan (with expansion) to a group of six people who had never played Catan before. The game took three goddamn hours, and no one enjoyed it.
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Mauser posted:Did Vespasian make Titus go around and pick up the bags of coins for the urine tax? They didn't really use soap, so I bet their coins were way stinkier (in a large quantity) The urine was the soap. (Well, the laundry detergent.)
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Platystemon posted:When Biden signed sanctions against four settlers on Thursday, he thought that it was about Catan players. Settlers of Canaan
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Milo and POTUS posted:Settlers of Canaan I don’t if you said that as a joke, but that’s a real Catan retheme: https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/3655/settlers-canaan
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kazil posted:well see ya in 10 pages after the food derail 2 out of 3 of those tweets was not really about food so maybe not?
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If you haven’t tried ketchup on watermelon or ketchup on pizza you’re missing out
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Nice try satan, you can’t trick me into playing sex-catan with you
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Most goons were raised in locked attic rooms, living off condensed milk spoon-fed to them by a woman they called Mother, who had stolen them from their stroller on a balmy June afternoon while their real mother was distracted throwing back a frisbee to some kids. While Mother did cruelly forbid ever leaving the attic, she at least had the kindness to buy them a dented Dell Latitude laptop from the secondhand store, and a forums account. I know this isn't true because it implies Goons were ever wanted by anyone
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Describe what Catan actually is to me in simpleton language
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freeedr posted:Describe what Catan actually is to me in simpleton language pretentious board game for dweebs
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freeedr posted:Describe what Catan actually is to me in simpleton language It's a terrible game where, if you begin losing, every dice roll in the game that benefits you benefits the winning players more. And each turn is less consequential than the one before it, so if you mess up turn one, you've just signed up for an hour of very slowly losing horribly. The game is built around trading for Generic German Boardgame Resources, creating the cruel illusion that you could, if you just tried harder, dig your way out of the hole you dug for yourself on round one. In tone, vibe and general psychological damage it is identical to monopoly, only without the latter's few genuinely fun moments, or the excuse of having been made a hundred years ago as a tool for teaching the horrors of capitalism. Catan is terrible and you can only enjoy it if a) you're already winning and b) you like watching your friends mentally check out of an experience after 15 minutes and then sit there for another half hour discretely checking their phones. Not that I'm bitter or anything
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freeedr posted:Describe what Catan actually is to me in simpleton language A board game where you collect resources and trade in order to build stuff. First person to build 10 points worth of stuff wins. You get resources from tiles adjacent to your towns when the number that's on them is rolled on the dice. The big flaw of this game is that each player gets two starting towns they can place before the actual game begins, and if you place those towns in a bad spot, the game is already lost, because you'll have to struggle to catch up to the players who got the good spots. The game is still way more fun than poo poo like Monopoly or Battleship or Chutes and Ladders, but board game geeks have long since moved past it.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:How the gently caress do none of you nerds know what change smells like? What kind of existence are you living where you've never held coins in your hand? This is honestly the wildest poo poo, I feel like you're all gaslighting me or something. I live in the 21st century. We use cards or phones to pay for everything here.
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freeedr posted:Describe what Catan actually is to me in simpleton language You can tell other players that you have wood for sheep and it doesn't sound totally weird in the context.
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