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Feb 5, 2024 09:04
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How many days until we see videos of those things getting stolen right off their faces
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Feb 5, 2024 09:05
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:How many days until we see videos of those things getting stolen right off their faces that will be great, but i really hope whoever grabs one just get smashes it on the ground
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Laserjet 4P posted:
YOSPOS meetup pic is blessed 
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axolotl farmer posted:YOSPOS meetup pic is blessed https://youtu.be/j5y3NQi_RAY?si=cpJp6dkLvApBZi1_
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stopping in the middle of a crosswalk to give a vtuber 100 gift subs only to be hit by an automated truck filled with Amazon packages before the charge clears and the last thing you hear is gigafartreverbExtraCrispy.mp3
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OMFG FURRY posted:stopping in the middle of a crosswalk to give a vtuber 100 gift subs only to be hit by an automated truck filled with Amazon packages before the charge clears and the last thing you hear is gigafartreverbExtraCrispy.mp3 Working as (Darwin) intended
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Feb 5, 2024 10:38
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Tarkus posted:Ican see in ten years when we're all sitting around a table at a restaurant with 6 other people, flitting around on our AR systems. We'll say, "Remember when we used to talk and show each other funny stuff on our phones?". There will be some vague nodding and mumbling and we'll go back to our AR and even eat our meal with it on. 
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Feb 5, 2024 10:45
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If you wear those Apple goggles and don't constantly do the robot dancing from the music video for Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic" then I don't even know what you're doing wasting our time with that future technology. Entertain us with your $9000 head appliance, nerds.
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OMFG FURRY posted:stopping in the middle of a crosswalk to give a vtuber 100 gift subs only to be hit by an automated truck filled with Amazon packages before the charge clears and the last thing you hear is gigafartreverbExtraCrispy.mp3 Well, you have no time to waste because I hear the battery life on them is kind of poo poo.
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Laserjet 4P posted:
Still cooler than any Apple Vision user. At least those nerds built/cobbled together something. Are they the same that had a map of their campus in doom/quake and using GPS receivers ran around larping the 'map'?
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Laserjet 4P posted:
Pre-boot of X-Files spinoff the Lone Gunman lookin' radical. All joking aside I need to look whatever this is up, I'm interested.
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Feb 5, 2024 14:00
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Photo shoot day and the guy can’t wear anything but sweats
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davidspackage posted:Well, you have no time to waste because I hear the battery life on them is kind of poo poo. two hours, lmao and thats from apple so its probably even worse and the battery is external with a wire running to it out the headset, lmao we killed the planet for this, lmao thisisfinedogwearingnerdglass.jpg
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I hope people doing this are bullied to the point where they're afraid of wearing their stupid looking goggles out in public.
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They all look like they’re grabbing virtual titties.
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Is there some kind of technical limitation to why everyone in these seem to be hunting and pecking?
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Hel posted:Is there some kind of technical limitation to why everyone in these seem to be hunting and pecking? Can’t develop muscle memory when there’s no tactile response. King Carnivore posted:two hours, lmao https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/02/over-2-percent-of-the-uss-electricity-generation-now-goes-to-bitcoin/ Laserjet 4P fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Feb 5, 2024 |
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Faustian Bargain posted:this sounds a lot like hell and since we’re there this is what will happen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJg02ivYzSs
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Cartoon Man posted:They all look like they’re grabbing virtual titties. why do you think that is?
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Reminds me of a few things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeL7NfZ62S8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jczL1sbGbSY
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Karate Bastard posted:Haha he is using cyber weights Amazing, going to the gym and pretending to lift weights
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I hope people doing this are bullied to the point where they're afraid of wearing their stupid looking goggles out in public. Last time 'round, they got bullied so hard the entire product line ended up being canned.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Photo shoot day and the guy can’t wear anything but sweats Don't see any holes or stains; those are the _good_ sweats!
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When's the black mirror episode
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Aramis posted:Last time 'round, they got bullied so hard the entire product line ended up being canned. Good. Encore.
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Mr. Fix It posted:that will be great, but i really hope whoever grabs one just get smashes it on the ground There's a passage in Charles Stross' Accelerando where the genius protagonist's cyber glasses get stolen, leaving the protagonist functionally lobotomized from suddenly losing touch with 90% of their nominal information processing capacity. I bet it's the same for these chucklefucks lmao
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Laserjet 4P posted:
The Extremely Alone Gunmen
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Karate Bastard posted:There's a passage in Charles Stross' Accelerando where the genius protagonist's cyber glasses get stolen, leaving the protagonist functionally lobotomized from suddenly losing touch with 90% of their nominal information processing capacity. I bet it's the same for these chucklefucks lmao The day I realized that if I lost my phone I wouldn't know anybody's phone number brought that scene home for me. So far I still know how to drive to places I've been before. So far.
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Laserjet 4P posted:
Village People techno reboot sucks.
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https://x.com/lentinidante/status/1753549370568368224?s=20
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Would it surprise y’all to find out that this dude was also into GameStop stock https://x.com/lentinidante/status/1354820395828830215?s=20
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rotinaj posted:Would it surprise y’all to find out that this dude was also into GameStop stock I'm not sure he's entirely sincere with his posts.
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Karate Bastard posted:There's a passage in Charles Stross' Accelerando where the genius protagonist's cyber glasses get stolen, leaving the protagonist functionally lobotomized from suddenly losing touch with 90% of their nominal information processing capacity. I bet it's the same for these chucklefucks lmao According to this article, it is. quote:When I take it off, every other device feels flat and boring: My 75-inch OLED TV feels like a CRT from the ’90s; my iPhone feels like a flip phone from yesteryear, and even the real world around me feels surprisingly flat. And this is the problem. In the same way that I can’t imagine driving a car without a stereo, in the same way I can’t imagine not having a phone to communicate with people or take pictures of my children, in the same way I can’t imagine trying to work without a computer, I can see a day when we all can’t imagine living without an augmented reality. When we’re enveloped more and more by technology, to the point that we crave these glasses like a drug, like we crave our iPhones today but with more desire for the dopamine hit this resolution of AR can deliver.
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how dare these people make me cheer for cops
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TrashMammal posted:how dare these people make me cheer for cops "I hope this rear end in a top hat gets hosed up by those other assholes" is a perfectly valid sentiment.
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