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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Its hard to get a baby to drink coffee, but the results are worth it

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Nix Panicus posted:

Its hard to get a baby to drink coffee, but the results are worth it

stupid baby. doesn't know hot is good for it.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


crying + opening/closing my fat little fists until I get a sippy cup of that good poo poo from Burundi

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
lying to my child and telling them it's just Milk. i have been slowly adding more espresso each morning, it is now a 50/50 blend.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Kids love iced coffee with milk, I miss the stuff Safeway used to sell

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I need to switch to half caff. I drink peace coffee which I like but it also makes me pretty anxious

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
did something weird today. heated up some oat milk and then put it in the french press with the coffee. it was pretty good. it did boil over and make a big mess tho. well not too big. took like 15 seconds to clean. so not big at all i guess.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

oat broth

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
young people are very caffeinated these days. 3 energy drinks a day, very common. but they sneer when you try to tell them about the joys of joe. sad.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I will prob. switch to energy drinks once coffee agriculture collapses in 10-15 years

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

smoobles posted:

I will prob. switch to energy drinks once coffee agriculture collapses in 10-15 years

Okay

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

where do energy drinks get their caffeine from

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Who cares

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

smoobles posted:

Who cares

you do

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


Yup

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lumpentroll posted:

where do energy drinks get their caffeine from

the store

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

The caffeine store called and they're running out of you

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

The caffeine store should be open 24/7

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

DaysBefore posted:

The caffeine store called and they're running out of you

whats teh difference? you're their all time best seller!

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Why would a store call you? the joke makes no sense even on a basic level

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

lumpentroll posted:

where do energy drinks get their caffeine from

i thought they would make it out of chemicals but it looks like they reuse the stuff that they suck out of decaffeinated coffee.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays

yes :gibs:

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

A friend of mine once took a handful of caffeine pills for his headache thinking they were aspirin. He did not have a good time.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

uber_stoat posted:

i thought they would make it out of chemicals but it looks like they reuse the stuff that they suck out of decaffeinated coffee.

thats loving crazy lmfao

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

a handful of aspirin doesn't sound like a good time either

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

smoobles posted:

Why would a store call you? the joke makes no sense even on a basic level

it's a thought experiment

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

God I loving love coffee so loving much

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

If you love coffee so much you should marry it

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

Smythe posted:

thats loving crazy lmfao

This absolutely blew my mind when I learned this fact a long time ago

There has to be a plant higher in caffeine they could harvest instead but since they're already doing decaf coffee I suppose one might as well use the byproduct. Imagine being the o.g. coffee decaffeinator scientist, what power.

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

and people say capitalism is bad. look at that market efficiency!

Drinking some coffee rn. Tastes like indigenous suffering. Delicious!

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
the best part of waking up, is commodity fetishism in your cup

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
time to put this latest batch of cold brew into my mouth

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

drinking my cowboy coffee. puttin hairs on mah chest

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

bout to have one more cup

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


lobster shirt posted:

bout to have one more cup

this

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


actionjackson posted:

I need to switch to half caff. I drink peace coffee which I like but it also makes me pretty anxious

If you find good half caff options LMK

I mean I could just drink one cup instead of two, but eh, impossible :coffeepal:

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



big article about china in the latest barista magazine… interesting

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Mr. Sharps posted:

big article about china in the latest barista magazine… interesting

oh yeah?

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Mr. Sharps posted:

big article about china in the latest barista magazine… interesting

I'll take your word for it

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