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Feel like he probably hates his entire family and his kids so might as well just disestablish the monarchy for a laugh
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Feb 5, 2024 19:33
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sebzilla posted:Cool. Get Liz Truss back in to finish him off.
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Feb 5, 2024 19:37
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https://twitter.com/JohnWakefieId/status/1754572828119380090?t=9Rdi6TWJhc5qAg2Xome4pg&s=19
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Feb 5, 2024 19:41
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Never doubt the long arms of the Piss Trust.
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Feb 5, 2024 19:42
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Hope Sunak gets forced out so that Liz can kill again.
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Feb 5, 2024 19:48
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crispix posted:king dying 2 more bank holidays
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Feb 5, 2024 19:48
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god save the kings bumhole
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Feb 5, 2024 19:55
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Fumble posted:god save the kings bumhole God Save The Ring
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Feb 5, 2024 19:57
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Might need bolt cutters to get it off those swollen fingers
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Feb 5, 2024 20:06
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Didn't think he'd last long on the throne but expected a better effort than this. Better get ready for sulky King William waving at us from the balcony going forwards.
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Feb 5, 2024 20:20
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The Kiss of Death
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Feb 5, 2024 20:28
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tories bumping two monarchs back to back, what is starmer going to do to match this in order to win my vote?
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Feb 5, 2024 20:31
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someone will invent Charles a bionic prostate in their shed over a few cups of tea.
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Feb 5, 2024 20:33
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Pistol_Pete posted:Didn't think he'd last long on the throne but expected a better effort than this. Better get ready for sulky King William waving at us from the balcony going forwards. I'm quite hoping for a rerun of the War of the Roses or something when Harry comes storming back armed with a poo poo load of US lawyers to try & usurp the throne..
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Feb 5, 2024 20:34
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happyhippy posted:I heard homeopathy can cure that. A wonderful cure for the imaginary until something real happens. 
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Feb 5, 2024 20:44
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Fumble posted:someone will invent Charles a bionic prostate in their shed over a few cups of tea.
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Feb 5, 2024 20:45
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fuctifino posted:BREAKING: King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says lmao get rekt
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Feb 5, 2024 20:51
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It’s prostate cancer, odds are he’s not going anywhere any time soon.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:00
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I kind of figured that he was going to last longer than this--not a long reign by any means, but enough to properly wear some of the shine off of the monarchy now that it wasn't Elizabeth wearing the fancy hat. Who knows, maybe he'll claw his way through a decade of back-to-back-to-back expensive health issues.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:01
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Mesopotamia posted:It’s prostate cancer, odds are he’s not going anywhere any time soon. That's the one cancer they've said it's not.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:02
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Oh poo poo, yeah, misread that.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:02
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Mesopotamia posted:It’s prostate cancer, odds are he’s not going anywhere any time soon. The only thing they've confirmed is that it's NOT prostate cancer. edit: should have refreshed
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Feb 5, 2024 21:03
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Mesopotamia posted:It’s prostate cancer, odds are he’s not going anywhere any time soon. That's much more likely, unless he has been doing a Steve Jobs and embracing quackery until it was too late. If it was pancreatic then it would be all bets off. edit; They ruled out prostrate cancer then. Place your bets? Just Another Lurker fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Feb 5, 2024 |
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Feb 5, 2024 21:04
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NotJustANumber99 posted:That's the one cancer they've said it's not. Butt cancer
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Feb 5, 2024 21:04
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NotJustANumber99 posted:That's the one cancer they've said it's not. Yeah it is Queen Elizabeth that got the rusty shaft, not Prince of Wales that replaced her
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Feb 5, 2024 21:04
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I’m guessing it’s something where the odds aren’t impossible, but it’s also not closer to a chronic condition (like myeloma). The palace line being they revealed it in the ‘hope it may assist public understanding’ but also not actually what it is, so feels like they’re hedging their bets.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:10
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Mesopotamia posted:I’m guessing it’s something where the odds aren’t impossible, but it’s also not closer to a chronic condition (like myeloma). The palace line being they revealed it in the ‘hope it may assist public understanding’ but also not actually what it is, so feels like they’re hedging their bets. If he can't make public appearances people will just guess so it's them trying to get ahead of it.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:12
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it's his nuts or his rectum imo
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Feb 5, 2024 21:17
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What does gibbo say?
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Feb 5, 2024 21:18
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Huh, normally if someone has to wait 75-odd years for the crown and then is on their way out after less than a year wearing it, they have truly incredible stats. Rip Chuck 3, lol if something somehow takes out William and his kids and we have King Harry, there'd be so much boiled piss
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Feb 5, 2024 21:21
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lol indeed if we have to yet again go through all that insane bollocks of “the queue” and Prince Nonce and chums guarding the sacred coffin.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:28
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Which TV celebrities will get caught skipping?
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Feb 5, 2024 21:29
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NotJustANumber99 posted:That's the one cancer they've said it's not. If they've picked up sign's of cancer by looking up his arse & it's not prostate cancer, could it be bowel cancer?
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Feb 5, 2024 21:29
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Just Another Lurker posted:That's much more likely, unless he has been doing a Steve Jobs and embracing quackery until it was too late. He has been hugely influential in promoting homeopathy in the UK and publicly endorsed the quack "treatment" that Jobs followed. I suppose we will shortly find out how much faith he puts in snake oil when it's his royal arse on the line. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2004/jun/27/themonarchy.medicineandhealth
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Feb 5, 2024 21:32
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smellmycheese posted:lol indeed if we have to yet again go through all that insane bollocks of “the queue” and Prince Nonce and chums guarding the sacred coffin. Extremely lmao if the economy gets cratered by a second funeral and coronation.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:32
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If King Bigears dies on Sunak's watch, then surely Keith's going to have to keep up the tradition and kill off William during his first term? As the resignation honours has shown us, it only needs something to happen a couple of times to make it an honoured tradition that has to be maintained for eternity....
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Feb 5, 2024 21:33
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smellmycheese posted:lol indeed if we have to yet again go through all that insane bollocks of “the queue” and Prince Nonce and chums guarding the sacred coffin. They won't even bother for Charles, might be a pop-up gazebo with some framed pictures on a table, the funeral will be on iPlayer
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Feb 5, 2024 21:34
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If he croaks quick enough he won't even get a single piece of currency with his face on it.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:38
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big scary monsters posted:He has been hugely influential in promoting homeopathy in the UK and publicly endorsed the quack "treatment" that Jobs followed. I suppose we will shortly find out how much faith he puts in snake oil when it's his royal arse on the line. I volunteer to be Fruit Groom to the Royal Arse and shove lemons and grapefruits up his backside.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:42
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We need a King Ralph scenario.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:42
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