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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

snipe

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The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


George posted:

I know a pool that has these.

nearly every public pool I've been to has a set of these

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Pythagoras a trois posted:

We had the opposite of that, we just stood back to back and spun in a circle, peeing all over the walls and anyone who dared enter the bathroom

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


post hole digger posted:

i remember one kid had the biggest penis i have still ever seen in my life. it was like a toddlers arm. he was like 5'4" and one of the dorkiest mfs in our grade. good for you, brian.

i might not remember what kind of showers we had but i will never forget that guys massive dong.

you went to school with Hunter Biden??

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

post hole digger posted:

i remember one kid had the biggest penis i have still ever seen in my life. it was like a toddlers arm. he was like 5'4" and one of the dorkiest mfs in our grade. good for you, brian.

i might not remember what kind of showers we had but i will never forget that guys massive dong.

so what you're saying is that you like to think of underaged genitalia

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


post hole digger posted:

i remember one kid had the biggest penis i have still ever seen in my life. it was like a toddlers arm. he was like 5'4" and one of the dorkiest mfs in our grade. good for you, brian.

i might not remember what kind of showers we had but i will never forget that guys massive dong.

i didn't know we went to school together

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


a buddy of mine has a similar army story except the guy had a dick "like an oreo sleeve"

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

PokeJoe posted:

a buddy of mine has a similar army story except the guy had a dick "like an oreo sleeve"

rofl what a descriptor

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


yes that phrase is forever burned into my brain, i heard that story like 12 years ago

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

like a tube sock full of jell-o

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

you went to school with Robert Crumb??

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

The description that stuck with me was someone in YOSPOS mentioning a guy they saw at the Y with hair from base to tip like a wooly bear caterpillar.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
aaag

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



your old schlong is a piece of poo poo

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
thought of this one again and lol’d

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

The description that stuck with me was someone in YOSPOS mentioning a guy they saw at the Y with hair from base to tip like a wooly bear caterpillar.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

PokeJoe posted:

a buddy of mine has a similar army story except the guy had a dick "like an oreo sleeve"

hahahaha

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually


:hmmyes:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/theVibesGuru/status/1754329144664731917

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


https://x.com/CapiSuperGirl/status/1754072657425735937?s=20

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

The description that stuck with me was someone in YOSPOS mentioning a guy they saw at the Y with hair from base to tip like a wooly bear caterpillar.

hair on tip (and more)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Very__Regular/status/1754557097503584740

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i think its sort of weird that people expected that to work

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

lol i didnt know that jobs was a puritan about porn thats pretty funny.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

post hole digger posted:

lol i didnt know that jobs was a puritan about porn thats pretty funny.

he sure ducking was

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

realistically this is because Apple sabotages their web browser in every possible way to drive the creation of custom apps tied to the platform

the one feature added to their web browser of late is support for ad blockers, which also drives the creation of custom apps

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
it's not so much that porn is banned as that it doesn't support generic 3D video formats, often used for porn

presumably you can still watch porn on a big flat virtual screen

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



as long as i can still wear the vr headset and watch my porn on a virtual giant screen on the stage of the bolshoi theatre

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

rotor posted:

i think its sort of weird that people expected that to work

it generally means that 3d/vr video doesnt work at all which is very funny

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Shaggar posted:

it generally means that 3d video doesnt work at all which is very funny

yes i also cant believe apple didnt support a defacto standard i guess?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
its not surprising per se, but still very funny that anyone bought this thing

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

rotor posted:

i think its sort of weird that people expected that to work

i mean it works! the specified use case was incorrect though

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

dioxazine posted:

i mean it works! the specified use case was incorrect though

right, thats why its weird. People expected it to just be a dumb terminal like the oculus or something apparently

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
it is a dumb terminal in that it can basically only browse the web but not do anything wrt vr/3d

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
it’s a dumb terminal in that it’s dumb

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


rotor posted:

i think its sort of weird that people expected that to work

why doesn’t it work? You can certainly access porn on Mac iPhone iPad.q

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


if you try and watch porn on it it shows a little cartoon Steve Jobs wagging his finger and going "nuh uh uh!" Then it invalidates your warranty

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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

if you try and watch porn on it it shows a little cartoon Steve Jobs wagging his finger and going "nuh uh uh!" Then it invalidates your warranty

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