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Oh no every royal, Lord and member of the house of commons has died of arse cancer
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Feb 6, 2024 12:09
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it’s those wooden seats
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Feb 6, 2024 12:37
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It's the semen retention.
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Feb 6, 2024 12:58
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She's really eager to bump off another head of state https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1754836397804888418?t=Qkj7Ytl6uYMB-BodiLZ2tg&s=19
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Feb 6, 2024 13:08
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Country visibly decaying, beaches covered in human poo poo People want more public spending? Bwuh??
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Feb 6, 2024 13:10
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lmao he spent his entire life making big plans about what he'll do as king and instead dies of rear end rot after a year He looked miserable as gently caress while he was being crowned. He knew his mum had hung on too long, and now he was too old to have the energy to do all the stuff he'd planned for (lol).
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Feb 6, 2024 13:13
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Getting ready for Prince Archie to become king and president of the USA at the same time 
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Feb 6, 2024 13:19
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https://twitter.com/sahouraxo/status/1754622071055753610
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Feb 6, 2024 13:27
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Pistol_Pete posted:too old to have the energy to do all the stuff he'd planned for (lol). Children everywhere heave a sigh of relief.
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Feb 6, 2024 13:31
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god save the kings o-ring
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Feb 6, 2024 13:47
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Regarde Aduck posted:Country visibly decaying, beaches covered in human poo poo THERES NO FAHKING MONEY
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Feb 6, 2024 15:54
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i did some napkin math thats probably wrong but i figured itd cost hundreds of millions worth of diesel fuel to move one of our new aircraft carriers to the red sea, so its funny to now see us constantly coming up with excuses for why neither of them can move
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Feb 6, 2024 16:44
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Communist Thoughts posted:i did some napkin math thats probably wrong but i figured itd cost hundreds of millions worth of diesel fuel to move one of our new aircraft carriers to the red sea, so its funny to now see us constantly coming up with excuses for why neither of them can move Sounds too much for fuel alone, but when you add in the equipment, the spare parts, the salary costs of the crew, provisions etc, the daily cost of maintaining one of those things at sea must be loving astronomical.
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Feb 6, 2024 16:47
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Plus the specific ethnicity of the cooks akin to a Vogon Construction Fleet
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Feb 6, 2024 16:57
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Pistol_Pete posted:Sounds too much for fuel alone, but when you add in the equipment, the spare parts, the salary costs of the crew, provisions etc, the daily cost of maintaining one of those things at sea must be loving astronomical. you guys used to have an empire lmao
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Feb 6, 2024 17:08
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Starbucks posted:Plus the specific ethnicity of the cooks akin to a Vogon Construction Fleet there’s the real problem; navy’s too woke can’t set sail until we get that mess hall issue sorted
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Feb 6, 2024 19:28
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Course they're woke nobody is washing their bedding any more
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Feb 6, 2024 19:49
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Pistol_Pete posted:Sounds too much for fuel alone, but when you add in the equipment, the spare parts, the salary costs of the crew, provisions etc, the daily cost of maintaining one of those things at sea must be loving astronomical. the joke was we could have the carriers or the jets but not both
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Feb 6, 2024 20:20
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I say we should have done just planes and based them in all our colonies. THE SUN NEVER SETS ON BRITTANIA
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Feb 6, 2024 22:37
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Starbucks posted:I say we should have done just planes and based them in all our colonies. THE SUN NEVER SETS ON BRITTANIA Airstrip 1, Airstrip 2, Airstrip 3...
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Feb 6, 2024 23:15
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Nanomashoes posted:you guys used to have an empire lmao Turns out you can't run empires on neoliberalism You can't even run a backwater has been shitheap island on neoliberalism
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Regarde Aduck posted:Turns out you can't run empires on neoliberalism You could argue that neoliberalism is the only thing that kept the empire going, since the loss of the colonies meant that the UK could only maintain its obscene ill-gotten wealth through its influence over international finance. The UK is a more fully neocolonial power than any of the other major imperial countries. That you're now stripping the copper out of the walls is the bill collector coming to get his due after decades of delaying the inevitable. The City of London must FEED
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https://twitter.com/skynews/status/1755148952024801775?s=46&t=UyfxoSAUKW7QZlR_GhkuYA King Charles is 75 years old and constantly swelling with gout from too much beef welly. I don’t think it’s getting better.
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Feb 7, 2024 10:12
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The King is full of vigour and fight. Surprisingly down to earth and very funny.
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Feb 7, 2024 10:38
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A normal pensioner would likely be in trouble but he'll be on the premium small-batch child stem cells. Back at work within the month
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Feb 7, 2024 10:45
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he’s dead
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:https://twitter.com/skynews/status/1755148952024801775?s=46&t=UyfxoSAUKW7QZlR_GhkuYA What a vibe killer
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Feb 7, 2024 11:19
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keep punching joe posted:The King is full of vigour and fight. Surprisingly down to earth and very funny.
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Feb 7, 2024 12:00
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I dunno it depends on a lot of things like what kind of cancer, what stage, how many children are bled to replenish his body, how many horcruxes remain etc.
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This man should be in the Hague for war crimes but instead is doing g this https://twitter.com/claudcockerell/status/1755001987748258101?t=zHMiIaKNvxswIbwrTPX2KA&s=19
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Feb 7, 2024 12:23
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I think this is another part of the larger context where Labour are taking a lot of votes they had in 2019 for granted and looking at Red Wall / Swing voters only. The whole “What are you gonna do? Vote Tory?” ness at the end wasn’t needed. In regards to political capital and the US, at the moment you need to look at the fact you have no idea who to build that capital with — Biden or Trump.
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Feb 7, 2024 12:59
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the sex ghost posted:A normal pensioner would likely be in trouble but he'll be on the premium small-batch child stem cells. Back at work within the month They’re “not revealing” what kind of cancer it is. they say it’s not prostate cancer, which leads me to believe it is.
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Starbucks posted:I think this is another part of the larger context where Labour are taking a lot of votes they had in 2019 for granted and looking at Red Wall / Swing voters only. TBF I think the sentiment against the Tories is so bad that their strategy of keeping Tory voters away (because they aren't threatened by Keir) will work It's absolutely toxic in government though because once they are in power and do nothing about Gaza people can't pretend that Keith isn't playing 4th dimensional chess anymore
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:They’re “not revealing” what kind of cancer it is. they say it’s not prostate cancer, which leads me to believe it is.
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These people need to be loving stopped
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Feb 7, 2024 13:30
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Use her title Baroness Davidson, she hates when people use it.
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