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I mean, he probably did

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1754687363878396302

holtemon posted:

Gonna drink a beer and talk about 9/11 all day in his honor

Salt Fish posted:

Tempted to read Dune but worried it might be a prank like telling a goon to taste their own piss.

Oh yeah, dune? Oh man you gotta read that haha

titty_baby_ posted:

quote:

The second theory about Uncle O’Grimacey’s retirement is far more controversial. As the rumor goes, according to Billy Penn, Uncle O’Grimacey was removed from public eye after an actor playing the mascot in Philadelphia made comments in support of the IRA. (The IRA, or Irish Revolutionary Army, refers to a series of paramilitary groups that have historically fought for Irish independence from British rule.)

However, this theory has almost no factual basis: There is no record of any Uncle O’Grimacey-related incident in Philadelphia at the time.

The story is much more likely to stem from a 1997 article by satirical newspaper The Onion, which facetiously reported that the IRA demanded year-round access to the seasonally available Shamrock Shakes, and attributed inflammatory fake quotes to Uncle O’Grimacey.

“Release the shakes to us at once,” The Onion joked on behalf of Uncle O'Grimacey, “or the lives of your children will be forfeit.”

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1754883119717462337

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1754883119717462337

Lpzie posted:

anybody Online?

holtemon posted:

I wanna read the rest of this story lol

Aw man I should've left it a mystery - Onion article

kaleedity posted:

can't wait for the scotus to say my president is immune (no opinion)

Condensed History of O'Grimacy Family (1997) posted:

In a videotaped statement from an IRA safehouse somewhere near Belfast, Uncle O'Grimacey, the most radical member of the Grimace family, demanded the immediate loosening of Shamrock Shake restrictions throughout Northern Ireland. "Release the shakes to us at once," O'Grimacey said, "or the lives of your children will be forfeit."

McDonald's shake representative Grimace was quick to distance himself from his IRA-member uncle. "All shakes in their time is my watchword, and certain flavors all year," Grimace said. "O'Grimacey is a radical Grimace acting without the approval of the McDonald's corporation."

The Shamrock Shake was banned in Northern Ireland until 1920, when Parliament finally voted to allow its consumption once a year, during the week of St. Patrick's Day. Between 1968 and 1994, more than 3,000 were killed in shake-related violence, including some 350 deaths during the "Minty March" Riots of 1974.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

also it'll get that "this isn't precedent" note that the 2000 election decision had

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gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/3YearLetterman/status/1754884497848279075

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1754883119717462337

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Basebf555 posted:

I don't think SCOTUS will rule he has immunity just because SCOTUS usually enjoys limiting the other branches power whenever they possibly can. You can usually count on them to do that when they have the opportunity.

titty_baby_ posted:

Well gee, it's not very funny when you put it like that

a.lo posted:

Sorry thread but FORMER president Donald Trump is heading to prison.

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1754883119717462337