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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
there’s no way wizard master would agree to a collab, it’s plainly obvious he bitterly resents ph’s rising star

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

TrashMammal posted:

estate sales are where it’s at these days. plug in your zip and see what kind of dead rich people delights await your humming digits, all ready to be rifled through
https://www.estatesales.net

ah hell yeah I could go buy these TONIGHT!


BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TrashMammal posted:

fashion twats

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

AARD VARKMAN posted:

ah hell yeah I could go buy these TONIGHT!




:hellyeah:

e: honey, go start the car

TrashMammal fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Feb 6, 2024

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Toby Keith died RIP!!!

Should’ve learned to rope and ride

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

AARD VARKMAN posted:

thinking to spend the entire day going to thrift stores :thunk:
Thrift stores are good for men's dress shirts, but the price has been creeping up. Even though it's a brand new shirt from a nice brand they want like $20 for it now. Wtf.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

thinking to request that my work buy me a fancy $500 kneeling/cross legged sitting style chair

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

:pusheen:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

thinking to request that my work buy me a fancy $500 kneeling/cross legged sitting style chair

Approved

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I tried. I tried and tried and tried, but alas, the country mice tried once again to make their home in the back of my truck.

Time for killing.

*sighs

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

thinking to request that my work buy me a fancy $500 kneeling/cross legged sitting style chair

Hr says they're willing to compromise and get you one of these
.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

redshirt posted:

I tried. I tried and tried and tried, but alas, the country mice tried once again to make their home in the back of my truck.

Time for killing.

*sighs

Redshirt weeping tears as he smashes mice with a shovel

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Hr says they're willing to compromise and get you one of these
.

The episode of the office where Jim pops Dwight's yoga ball wasn't supposed to happen the way it appeared on screen and you can see everyone crack up as soon as they realize what happened

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
We had to take away my kids yoga ball :(

because he was using it to launch himself dangerously in the air like a loving trampoline :wtc:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Literally A Person posted:

We had to take away my kids yoga ball :(

because he was using it to launch himself dangerously in the air like a loving trampoline :wtc:

Lmao kids rule

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

We had to take away my kids yoga ball :(

because he was using it to launch himself dangerously in the air like a loving trampoline :wtc:


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmao kids rule

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol @ you if you weren't risking paralysis doing this at every oppo

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
anyone doing anything fun today?????

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I remember when I was in second grade I was jumping on my parents' bed and I think I was trying to do a flip or I slipped or something and landed with the upper half of my body on the bed and the lower half off and it knocked the wind out of me

I couldn't breathe for like 20 seconds and it was the scariest event I'd ever had in my life at that time. I could walk around and think but it felt like I was holding my breath and tried to get to my mom but before that my lungs reset and I breathed normally again

Anyway that's my Seth as a kid story

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

anyone doing anything fun today?????

It’s Tuesday op

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

anyone doing anything fun today?????

climbing later. work is boing as poo poo however

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

AARD VARKMAN posted:

anyone doing anything fun today?????

Got my heating guy on site. At this point I think I know more about the system than he does.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


AARD VARKMAN posted:

anyone doing anything fun today?????

I'm about to try to flip off my wife's yoga ball

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I'm about to take a piss and I consider that pretty fun

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I made homemade marinara and it's the best I've ever made :discourse:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
i buy $3 jars of marinara in the store and they're pretty good, turns out cooked down tomatoes and olive oil and herbs is hard to mess up

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

marinara is the sauce of the devil

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I buy California branded sauces and olive oil!

Because, due to California state law, they have to honestly list their ingredients, which is especially useful in Olive Oil, since all the big brands are liars, and all have kinds of different oils in the mix.

So for example, there are two California branded olive oils, one that says it's 100% pure extra virgin olive oil, and the other shows the breakdown of the other oils and their sources.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Same thing with Avocado oil as well.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i buy grips of local tomats in the summer and jar my own. then when i run out (im almost out now) i buy imported whole canned san marzanos. if you eat enough tomatoes, pre jarred sauces are just obviously inferior. they can be pretty tasty w umami boosters that manufacturers use but they lack tomato flavour. theyre fine for the most part but theyre not as good as made from fresh. one easy trick is to take some trash tier jarred sauce and just splash some fish sauce in, it will make it instantly better and mask the poor tomato flavour. in fact fish sauce (or sardines/anchovies i guess) are required for a good marinara anyway

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Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I like Rao’s but it’s expensive

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

AARD VARKMAN posted:

anyone doing anything fun today?????

breakfast, nap, drugs, video games pretty much in that order

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

had no idea i was wasting so much of my life chatting with italians and italian adjacent “people” :barf:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I like Rao’s but it’s expensive

I saw an ad for Rao's branded pizza crusts the other day

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TrashMammal posted:

had no idea i was wasting so much of my life chatting with italians and italian adjacent “people” :barf:

Not Italian, and as such I suppose I tried your advice of heating up pizza in a frying pan cheese side down, to mixed results.

Stuck to pan, messy. But was extra tasty.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

redshirt posted:

I saw an ad for Rao's branded pizza crusts the other day

Yeah they do frozen pizzas and dinners now too. The jarred soups are good but I only buy them on sale.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

TrashMammal posted:

had no idea i was wasting so much of my life chatting with italians and italian adjacent “people” :barf:

im canadian but i hear tell that my ancestors were abruzzese mountain peasants

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I like Rao’s but it’s expensive
I drop money on bougie poo poo often enough, but there's something that seems particularly insulting about the cost of Rao's stuff

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
must be nice having a tomato guy

round here a fella would go broke making tomato sauce from fresh produce

hope you're taking care of him

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Roa's is good I guess
I just buy cheap poo poo and add sauteed onions, peppers, and sausage

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