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tokin opposition posted:Hell yeah time to monetize the flashback nightmares you're being chased down a black hallway by a fifty-limbed spider with black oil boiling out of its eyes for what feels like an eternity, it grabs you by the throat and pins you to the ceiling, its maw opens and the spider says "dont forget to like comment subscribe and hit that bELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
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Feb 5, 2024 07:50
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jesus christ https://twitter.com/DignifAI https://twitter.com/DignifAI/status/1754397958500450659 https://twitter.com/DignifAI/status/1754021189452775809
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Feb 6, 2024 19:54
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deeply weird. keep on doing it, internet. i would support an ai filter that just erases all evidence of his existence though.
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Feb 6, 2024 19:59
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why would you go swimming in a tux
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Feb 6, 2024 20:56
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:why would you go swimming in a tux Well they don't call it a swim business-casual, now do they?
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Feb 6, 2024 21:02
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https://twitter.com/DrDMemes1/status/1753470800697426158
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Feb 6, 2024 21:59
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:jesus christ Honestly this one feels truly, exceptionally gross. Like there's perverts and then there's perverts.
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Feb 6, 2024 22:28
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the tux made him lose 100 pounds
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Feb 6, 2024 22:55
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does the apple vision have a digital burqa app yet wimplr
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Feb 6, 2024 22:55
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The Oldest Man posted:does the apple vision have a digital burqa app yet Stealing this idea and selling it to the Saudis, see you when I'm a billionaire and I can buy the site
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Feb 6, 2024 22:56
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:jesus christ 
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Feb 6, 2024 22:59
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tokin opposition posted:Stealing this idea and selling it to the Saudis, see you when I'm a billionaire and I can buy the site Think bigger. Make a mormon bubbling overlay as well and hit both sides of that market
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Feb 6, 2024 22:59
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I can't tell if they intended to make his tux look sopping wet or if it is just shiny fabric.
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Feb 6, 2024 23:01
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It's probably running an interrogator on the picture first to parse the clothing already present (so a dress turns into a less revealing dress and not, say, a hoodie with roughly the same color; underwear is probably a special case, even more likely that there's just a manually defined dictionary of what turns into what), so "wet" from the shorts will be passed through to the generation
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Feb 6, 2024 23:12
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withak posted:I can't tell if they intended to make his tux look sopping wet or if it is just shiny fabric. would you really expect AI run by morons to know the difference? or understand what "clothing" is besides blobs of colored pixels? it just filled in the gaps with something that very very loosely matches the dark-with-irregular-light-patches from the shorts in the input picture.
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Feb 6, 2024 23:16
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silentsnack posted:would you really expect AI run by morons to know the difference? or understand what "clothing" is besides blobs of colored pixels? i wouldn't expect that from ai run by not-morons, tbh
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Feb 7, 2024 00:01
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Feb 7, 2024 04:41
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Feb 7, 2024 04:55
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https://twitter.com/spaghettiboyx69/status/1754660170066743806
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Feb 7, 2024 05:29
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Gender Wars of the AI sounds like a great anime
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Feb 7, 2024 05:55
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Ruffian Price posted:so "wet" from the shorts will be passed through to the generation It looks like it's an extension of the wet shorts, since they're both black. The patch on his leg looks unchanged. I think the wetness makes it more believable, honestly. Why would someone photoshop a wet tux on someone!
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Feb 7, 2024 15:49
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kiminewt posted:I saw something that was absolute batshit and I had to share it here. The Ministry of Education of Israel has a website where they have a database of suggested classes in every topic.
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Feb 7, 2024 17:29
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they’re doing their part!
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Feb 7, 2024 18:49
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"War that was imposed on us" has big "War of Northern Aggression" energy.
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Feb 8, 2024 01:05
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Iris Peled. Technopedagogue.
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Feb 8, 2024 13:37
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 Credit: Totallossbrain in the enshittification thread in GBS
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Feb 8, 2024 21:40
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another win for ~machine learning AI~ https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/viral-news-story-of-botnet-with-3-million-toothbrushes-was-too-good-to-be-true/ The Tom's Hardware update quotes the German-language story on the toothbrush botnet as saying the incident "actually happened." Running the German text through Google Translate produces the following: "This example, which seems like a Hollywood scenario, really happened." The German-language newspaper published a follow-up article today that quotes the Fortinet statement saying the toothbrush botnet wasn't real.
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Feb 8, 2024 21:42
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Too late, Northrop have already billed for a trillion dollars worth of laser-guided tactical floss.
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Feb 8, 2024 22:06
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ynohtna posted:Too late, Northrop have already billed for a trillion dollars worth of laser-guided tactical floss. My favorite stripper has some awesome tactical floss and when the lasers hit it WHOOO!!!
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Feb 8, 2024 22:09
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skooma512 posted:
this didn’t happen. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/tech...cal/ar-BB1hXaTt
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Feb 9, 2024 01:34
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Feb 9, 2024 18:12
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gimme the rascal office chair with an Apple Vision Pro upgrade plus one of those teledildonics attachments. now close the door because the virtual cum rodeo is about to unleash
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Feb 9, 2024 18:24
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:gimme the rascal office chair with an Apple Vision Pro upgrade plus one of those teledildonics attachments. You'll never make it to 8 seconds.
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Feb 9, 2024 18:29
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You kids today are punks with your 12mph Volkswagon chairs, back in my day we went twice as fast doing it Flintstone style
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Feb 9, 2024 18:35
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Electric wheelchairs for techbros.
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Feb 9, 2024 18:38
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Facebook Aunt posted:Electric wheelchairs for techbros. Listen if we got rid of accessibility equipment but gentrified half of silicon valley goes away, surely you don't want that to happen????????????????????????
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Feb 9, 2024 18:40
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Brain Curry posted:this didn’t happen. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/tech...cal/ar-BB1hXaTt Oof. Yeah, my bad for firing that one from the hip.
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Feb 9, 2024 19:00
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skooma512 posted:Oof. Yeah, my bad for firing that one from the hip. the story was everywhere and iot is such a disaster it would be plausible
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Feb 9, 2024 19:04
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I’m currently wanting to buy a new electric toothbrush and they all seem to have Bluetooth and “AI” and an app that will show me my brushing history or some bullshit, it’s obscene
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Feb 9, 2024 19:10
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I can't wait for the advent of self stimming wireheads. This will create an entirely new kind of degenerate. Imagine what we'll call them.
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