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Punk’s longstanding groin injury must have flared up again Edit: i think he sustained it here:
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Jan 29, 2024 20:33
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Got reminded again of balls being crushed and also found this saved on my phone Whoever made this, you did the lord's work. 
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Jan 29, 2024 20:47
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I love remembering the time when Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk square in the yambag.
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Jan 29, 2024 21:36
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He never recovered
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Jan 29, 2024 23:42
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there's an alternate universe where satoshi kojima never elbow dropped cm punk in the nads  but there's also an alternate universe where cm punk is being elbow dropped in the nuts by satoshi kojima every day 
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Jan 30, 2024 03:45
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Just some days you can't stop remembering
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Jan 30, 2024 06:24
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Next time CM Punk hits his elbow on something, it should be something soft and yielding. Like CM Punk's balls.
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Jan 30, 2024 06:44
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The video clip is unfortunately lost to time, but after Kojima absolutely annihilated CM Punks nuts, he looked directly at the hard camera and said, "I could get used to this."
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Jan 30, 2024 06:55
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I have definitely asked before I will ask again: someone in the aftermath of Punk's muffin meltdown made a post parodying the Chicanery speech from Better Call Saul. Does anyone remember this?!
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Jan 30, 2024 08:01
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You’re laughing. A man ruined another man’s life by elbowing his cock so intensely the recipient simultaneously lost his mind and his bones physically aged thirty years, and you’re laughing
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Jan 30, 2024 08:23
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Chris James 2 posted:You’re laughing. A man ruined another man’s life by elbowing his cock so intensely the recipient simultaneously lost his mind and his bones physically aged thirty years, and you’re laughing well, ya
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Jan 30, 2024 08:25
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Chris James 2 posted:You’re laughing. A man ruined another man’s life by elbowing his cock so intensely the recipient simultaneously lost his mind and his bones physically aged thirty years, and you’re laughing Unless Kojima's elbow has the ability to time travel he was several years too late for both. Seriously though, how do you get up from that? That's like a license to lay curled in the fetal position for the next 2 hours for most people.
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Jan 30, 2024 11:58
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ChrisBTY posted:Unless Kojima's elbow has the ability to time travel he was several years too late for both. oh, that's the kind of technology he had
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Jan 30, 2024 12:39
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That’s why he claimed he didn’t have the technology, it’s very secret
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Jan 30, 2024 12:58
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Lots of online speculation that Punk is/was on steroids. Kojima's elbow to the balls is even more impressive considering that means he had a much smaller target to hit.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:04
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Was Punk trying to manipulate his dick to balls ratio? RIP Rich Piano
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Jan 30, 2024 14:36
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Fragile dong, fragile balls, weak groin, weak penis.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:11
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in the cock
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Jan 30, 2024 18:07
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He got hit so hard all his piss got shot up to his brain.
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Jan 30, 2024 21:43
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A Fancy Hat posted:Lots of online speculation that Punk is/was on steroids. Kojima's elbow to the balls is even more impressive considering that means he had a much smaller target to hit. lol
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KOJIMA LARIAT ELBOW IN BALLS
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From the WWE thread:Prokhor Zakharov posted:CM Punk is really starting to regret having scheduled all his training camps at the beach that makes you old Shard posted:He also chose poorly when deciding what cup to bring along for his beach pepsi Shaman Tank Spec posted:He also chose poorly when deciding to not bring a cup along for the Kojima match.
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SilentChaz posted:From the WWE thread: lol
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the true highlight of cmpunks
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Restore the Feeling (to CM Punk's dick and balls after Satoshi Kojima hit them with an elbow drop)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgUx9WJwjE
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lmfao remember when cm punk got his balls smashed in with an elbow drop?
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haunted bong posted:lmfao remember when cm punk got his balls smashed in with an elbow drop? no?  quote:ohhhhhhhh right
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CMPunk got his balls smashed in with an elbow drop? I’m going to need to see evidence of this.
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Congrats to Satoshi Kojima, MLW champion and destroyer of CM Punk's balls.
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Does CM Punk live rent-free in our heads? Yes he does. Because we arn't landlords. And also because CM Punk got his peanuts buttered by a Kojima elbow drop.
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There Is a CM Punk Inside All Our Heads: His Nuts Must Be Destroyed
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Feb 6, 2024 07:50
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There are two CM Punks inside all of us. One of them is getting his nuts elbow dropped by Satoshi Kojima. The other one is getting his nuts elbow dropped by Satoshi Kojima. They are both getting their nuts elbow dropped by Satoshi Kojima.
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Stereo nut smashing
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Hey, the doctors just told me that if I don't see a pathetic manchild getting smashed in the nuts within the next three hours, I'll die a very painful and agonizing death. Can anybody help?
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Purple Monkey posted:Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his co-workers are loving children. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where people keep trying to use real glass around him.
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