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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

err posted:

With Nvidia surging 40% since the end of 2023, the tech stock is now valued more than the S&P 500's entire energy sector, which includes Exxon Mobil and Chevron.

Makes sense

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NZAmoeba
Feb 14, 2005

It turns out it's MAN!
Hair Elf

i am harry posted:

speaking of the fcc every day that I drive past a section of the town south of where I live, around the same area each time, basically either at the top or bottom of a series of large fields and a newly erected neighborhood) my car audio gets all stuttery, cuts out, sometimes CarPlay crashes

is there a number or something to call about whatever the hell might be doing that?

I have the same problem at a spot in Montreal, suspiciously close to the hospital. This post reminded me of that annoyance so I went to look up how to report radio interference in Canada, and...
https://ised-isde.canada.ca/site/spectrum-management-telecommunications/en/safety-and-compliance/interference/solving-interference-problems

quote:

While Industry Canada at one time conducted investigations to identify and locate sources of radio interference, we no longer provide this service. The changing climate in government has caused us to re-examine our role, and consequently, we no longer provide those services that are non-essential or simply, more appropriately delivered by the private sector. The indentification and location of interference is one of those services.
(bolding theirs lol)

yeah sure, the private sector is exactly who should be enforcing shared use of the commons, great work Canada

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

err posted:

me too



Now down 25%.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Nothus posted:

Toyota is taking a page straight from Tesla's book. It's $10 a month or $99 a year to subscribe to their connectivity service. The remote services for my Mazda become a $99/year subscription after three years. I'm sure BMW and Mercedes do similar things.

I think the only thing Tesla charges a monthly fee for is the "premium connectivity" stuff that uses internet over cell phone towers. This is objectively more evil.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/LayoffsN/status/1754692830734287015

well there it is

everybody else at my old company who WASN'T laid off last year is being laid off this year instead

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Nothus posted:

Toyota is taking a page straight from Tesla's book. It's $10 a month or $99 a year to subscribe to their connectivity service. The remote services for my Mazda become a $99/year subscription after three years. I'm sure BMW and Mercedes do similar things.


bmw, vw-audi-porsche and Mercedes invented and perfected cars as a service

you have to pay for automatic head-on bright dimming in bmws, have to pay to unlock things already installed in the car like rear seat heaters and dual side climate control they just lock it out artificially thru software and remove buttons, same wiring harness


Never buy a car with anything you have to pay to unlock already on the car or a subscription for functionality, poo poo will inevitably break

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
they'll also detune the engines and stuff like that, it's cheaper to produce one model and remove the good stuff than to have parallel assembly lines running

same with a lot of video cards and processors btw

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/LayoffsN/status/1754692830734287015

well there it is

everybody else at my old company who WASN'T laid off last year is being laid off this year instead

So when you worked for them did you know it was a useless fact app or were you a true believer?

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

actionjackson posted:

how can you all just keep posting when toby keith is dead

My favorite story about Toby Keith was this interaction with Kris Kristofferson at Willy Nelson's birthday party:

Kris Kristofferson: The Last Outlaw Poet posted:


STANDING BACKSTAGE AT THE BEACON Theatre in New York, leaning against a crumbling brick wall in the dark, I could barely see Kris Kristofferson standing to my left. Willie Nelson was in the shadows to my right. Ray Charles was standing beside Willie, idly shifting his weight back and forth. A bit farther along the wall were Elvis Costello, Wyclef Jean, Norah Jones, Shelby Lynne, Paul Simon and respective managers, friends and family. Everybody was nervous and tight. We were there for Willie Nelson’s 70th birthday concert in 2003.

Up from the basement came one of country music’s brightest stars (who shall remain nameless). At that moment in time, the Star had a monster radio hit about bombing America’s enemies back into the Stone Age.

“Happy birthday,” the Star said to Willie, breezing by us. As he passed Kristofferson in one long, confident stride, out of the corner of his mouth came “None of that lefty poo poo out there tonight, Kris.”

“What the luck did you just say to me?” Kris growled, stepping forward.

“Oh, no,” groaned Willie under his breath. “Don’t get Kris all riled up.”

“You heard me,” the Star said, walking away in the darkness.

“Don’t turn your back to me, boy,” Kristofferson shouted, not giving a poo poo that basically the entire music industry seemed to be flanking him.

The Star turned around: “I don’t want any problems, Kris – I just want you to tone it down.”

“You ever worn your country’s uniform?” Kris asked rhetorically.

“What?”

“Don’t ‘What?’ me, boy! You heard the question. You just don’t like the answer.” He paused just long enough to get a full chest of air. “I asked, ‘Have you ever served your country?’ The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the gently caress up!” I could feel his body pulsing with anger next to me. “You don’t know what the hell you are talking about!”

“Whatever,” the young Star muttered.

Ray Charles stood motionless. Willie Nelson looked at me and shrugged mischievously like a kid in the back of the classroom.

Kristofferson took a deep inhale and leaned against the wall, still vibrating with adrenaline. He looked over at Willie as if to say, “Don’t say a word.” Then his eyes found me.

“You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him?” he whispered.

I shook my head.

“They’re doin’ to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’.”



The whole article's great.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

NZAmoeba posted:

I have the same problem at a spot in Montreal, suspiciously close to the hospital. This post reminded me of that annoyance so I went to look up how to report radio interference in Canada, and...
https://ised-isde.canada.ca/site/spectrum-management-telecommunications/en/safety-and-compliance/interference/solving-interference-problems

(bolding theirs lol)

yeah sure, the private sector is exactly who should be enforcing shared use of the commons, great work Canada

Lmao cool

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Glumwheels posted:

My dad bought a new Highlander hybrid last year. Last night he sent me an email about a subscription service renewal and today he called me angrily that his screen is blank in his car. Apparently the navigation and infotainment screen runs off the cloud and you have to pay monthly for it. It has CarPlay but he’s saying that’s not working either so idk what the hell is going on.

Glad to buy a $50k car and you gotta pay monthly to use built in services now.

tell him to look around aftermarket mechanics, they have to break into ecu software, they might be able to break into the stuff that doesn't have to get its data from toyota
most of it is working with stuff already on the car or only requiring basic Internet connectivity that's locked behind an auth handshake, they know 99.99% of people won't ever try to get past it so they don't lock it down as hard as they could

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

FirstnameLastname posted:

they'll also detune the engines and stuff like that, it's cheaper to produce one model and remove the good stuff than to have parallel assembly lines running

same with a lot of video cards and processors btw

This is partially true but silicon wafer fabs will also do binning which drives different performance classes.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Salvor_Hardin posted:

This is partially true but silicon wafer fabs will also do binning which drives different performance classes.

thats the same thing tho just as a manufacturing consequence instead of intentionally degrading part of the product line
they're taking the flawed products and classing them into lower price points instead of throwing them away but the only manufacturing line is for the top performance version

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Retromancer posted:

I think the only thing Tesla charges a monthly fee for is the "premium connectivity" stuff that uses internet over cell phone towers. This is objectively more evil.

Tesla's "standard connectivity" strips away a lot of the infotainment unless you tether the car to your cell phone's hotspot, and even then it lacks certain features. Also, they only guarantee standard connectivity for 8 years.

lmao at BMW really cranking the rentseeking up to 11, though

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

err posted:

With Nvidia surging 40% since the end of 2023, the tech stock is now valued more than the S&P 500's entire energy sector, which includes Exxon Mobil and Chevron.

I mean have you SEEN next gen jiggle graphi-- oh wait, I'm being told 2% of us energy is used to mine bitcoins? Who cares so long as we go to the moon

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Mr Hootington posted:

So when you worked for them did you know it was a useless fact app or were you a true believer?

are you asking me if I thought an alcohol delivery app was going to change the world or something

no I had been laid off during COVID and they were a company that doesn't make starving orphans into cruise missiles and they offered me money to write code

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

loquacius posted:

are you asking me if I thought an alcohol delivery app was going to change the world or something

no I had been laid off during COVID and they were a company that doesn't make starving orphans into cruise missiles and they offered me money to write code

Ok. Some of you computer idiots buy into the bullshit those startups spout

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
yeah only computer people would do that

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

err posted:

With Nvidia surging 40% since the end of 2023, the tech stock is now valued more than the S&P 500's entire energy sector, which includes Exxon Mobil and Chevron.

from earlier this morning:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

the milk machine posted:

yeah only computer people would do that

Most of the true believers are in the non-engineering sectors at the startups in my experience, IE product, marketing, recruiting, etc etc etc

For the most part engineers are just there to type on the keyboard until money comes out and tend not to give a poo poo what the code, per se, does. I'm relatively unique in that I'm not willing to write the code that turns the orphans into the missiles; most engineers give so little of a poo poo that they'll debug the "deploy nuclear missile" button if it gets them a salary and bennies.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

err posted:

With Nvidia surging 40% since the end of 2023, the tech stock is now valued more than the S&P 500's entire energy sector, which includes Exxon Mobil and Chevron.

everytime Jensen mentions the word AI the stock jumps another 15%

it’s very funny how many true believer rubes, especially investors and politicians, have bought wholesale into the ai hype train garbage. it takes serious mental disability to look at the whole “ai” scene and not instantly dismiss it as garbage. fortunately investors have that in spades

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

If you work in marketing basically your entire job is to drink koolaid

You must submerge yourself entirely within the koolaid. You must dream koolaid. You must become koolaid.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

loquacius posted:

Most of the true believers are in the non-engineering sectors at the startups in my experience, IE product, marketing, recruiting, etc etc etc

For the most part engineers are just there to type on the keyboard until money comes out and tend not to give a poo poo what the code, per se, does. I'm relatively unique in that I'm not willing to write the code that turns the orphans into the missiles; most engineers give so little of a poo poo that they'll debug the "deploy nuclear missile" button if it gets them a salary and bennies.

i've never been at a big-time startup or tech company but that's my experience as well; the true believers are hr/marketing and especially middle management and the execs

younger folks that are just out of school can have a touch of true believer-ness but that usually doesn't last long for anyone remotely normal

as for the second part, i refuse to do military or intelligence work and that severely limits my options living in the dc area. oh well

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Scarabrae posted:

the guy who married gwen stefani?

that guy also owns restaurants now. tip-wage theft is big with musicians

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
one of my old bosses described the company as a startup. we were like 7 people converting toyota hiluxes for use on industrial sites.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Xaris posted:

everytime Jensen mentions the word AI the stock jumps another 15%

it’s very funny how many true believer rubes, especially investors and politicians, have bought wholesale into the ai hype train garbage. it takes serious mental disability to look at the whole “ai” scene and not instantly dismiss it as garbage. fortunately investors have that in spades

im doing a lot of focus groups w/ DC types rn for AI poo poo. there are very few people in power saying "this is a worrying development that needs regulation" compared to the mass of ghouls who go "WOOOOOOWIEEEEEEEEEE AI MEANS WE CAN WORK LESS EMPLOYEES HARDER TO MAKE MORE MONEY"


also re: the metaverse, the tact theyre trying to take is "AI powers the metaverse" so that'll be coming back in a few years

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

MLKQUOTEMACHINE posted:

im doing a lot of focus groups w/ DC types rn for AI poo poo. there are very few people in power saying "this is a worrying development that needs regulation" compared to the mass of ghouls who go "WOOOOOOWIEEEEEEEEEE AI MEANS WE CAN WORK LESS EMPLOYEES HARDER TO MAKE MORE MONEY"


also re: the metaverse, the tact theyre trying to take is "AI powers the metaverse" so that'll be coming back in a few years

I think it’s already back? Facebook has announced buying $60 billion dollars of nvidia cards for the metaverse and dropped like 5b already

but anyways tell that to all the Sinophobic bigotry from politicians coming out the past few years how we have to ban China from ai or else they’ll take over the world

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1754979326968340808?s=20
lmao

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

JFC why is anybody taking Portnoys advice

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
No joy for Portnoy on fuckboy app quarterly report.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Nonsense posted:

JFC why is anybody taking Portnoys advice

Does anyone? I thought he was famous for hosting videos of people beating the poo poo out of eachother

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Xaris posted:

I think it’s already back? Facebook has announced buying $60 billion dollars of nvidia cards for the metaverse and dropped like 5b already

but anyways tell that to all the Sinophobic bigotry from politicians coming out the past few years how we have to ban China from ai or else they’ll take over the world

yeah it never left, but its gonna see way more in investment the next few years. especially w apple making it ok for rich idiots to do vr



the person who tired to hire me to snap (nontechnical role) is looking for employment, dodged that bullet

honestly the app should just lean into its illicit nature

MLKQUOTEMACHINE has issued a correction as of 22:54 on Feb 6, 2024

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

What happened to David's Safemoon

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

MLKQUOTEMACHINE posted:

honestly the app should just lean into its illicit nature

remember when onlyfans tried to stop selling porn and lean into their other content categories like



and

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Xaris posted:

but anyways tell that to all the Sinophobic bigotry from politicians coming out the past few years how we have to ban China from ai or else they’ll take over the world

no joke, in both the republican and democrat testing groups we've seen facebook poo poo be touted as the "100% american, we should support them" answer to TikTok whereas a few years back when cambridge analytica's thing mattered and fb was treated like a diseased dog

love how the western world will always revert to racism so they can prop up this twisted way of life

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


somehow still a 30 billion dollar company

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

loquacius posted:

Most of the true believers are in the non-engineering sectors at the startups in my experience, IE product, marketing, recruiting, etc etc etc

For the most part engineers are just there to type on the keyboard until money comes out and tend not to give a poo poo what the code, per se, does. I'm relatively unique in that I'm not willing to write the code that turns the orphans into the missiles; most engineers give so little of a poo poo that they'll debug the "deploy nuclear missile" button if it gets them a salary and bennies.

coders aren''t engineers

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jel Shaker posted:

somehow still a 30 billion dollar company

all that politician and financier blackmail data is worth a fortune. give me all the snap data and I can turn that 30 billion into 300!

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Xaris posted:

all that politician and financier blackmail data is worth a fortune. give me all the snap data and I can turn that 30 billion into 300!

I swear the NSA exists to insider trade and find kompromat on the handful of powerful people where that might actually matter.

Though IDK what kompromat even is in a pro-Trump world. Boebert got her titties sucked and vaped weed in the middle of a theater and nobody gave a gently caress because she's just allowed to do that.

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jel Shaker posted:

somehow still a 30 billion dollar company

Underage nudes are worth a lot, just look at Epstein

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