PYF Funny Pictures: the cheek shall inherit the girth

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domhal: Dec 30, 2008; 0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Like jalapeno or like fjord?

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domhal posted:

Like jalapeno or like fjord?

like gif

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Yes, furries are again welcome here.

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Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

RIP bi (and cheap) taco bell

# ? Feb 7, 2024 16:44

Lexorin: Jul 5, 2000

Whooping Crabs posted:

According to the images on google maps, it also makes for an attractive archery target. Pretty sure you can see arrows sticking out of it in that pic as well.

# ? Feb 7, 2024 17:42

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Our cow brothel sign keeps getting attacked by roving bands of archers. That's how you know we're in [US state].

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Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Bisexual Memphis taco bell has given way to Brutalist Enby taco bell

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Karate Bastard posted:

I hated those fuckers in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

How much buckshot should something plausibly be able to take to the face I mean come on now

With as far under the ocean as they live, their bodies have to withstand immense pressure. So, yea, the answer is a lot. A LOT.

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Modal Auxiliary: Jan 14, 2005

Kheldarn posted:

Bet it plays "Careless Whisper" if you pee in it.

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Hardcordion: Feb 5, 2008; BARK BARK BARK

Modal Auxiliary posted:

Bet it plays "Careless Whisper" if you pee in it.

No but it plays Careless Pisser if you miss.

# ? Feb 7, 2024 18:20

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Modal Auxiliary posted:

Bet it plays "Careless Whisper" if you pee in it.

Please don't be a careless whizzer.

e: :argh:

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

BAKER STREET

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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Kheldarn posted:

Reed, Richards

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Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Well it's tough to play mounted backwards but I'll try and stretch

# ? Feb 7, 2024 19:18

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Kheldarn posted:

With as far under the ocean as they live, their bodies have to withstand immense pressure. So, yea, the answer is a lot. A LOT.

Yeah but if you bring it up to surface pressure it should By God die from the bends alone

Bullshit snorks I swear

# ? Feb 7, 2024 19:24

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Modal Auxiliary posted:

Bet it plays "Careless Whisper" if you pee in it.

I�d be more concerned if it was One More Red Nightmare

# ? Feb 7, 2024 19:40

spiny: May 20, 2004; round and round and round

Baron von Eevl posted:

Bisexual Memphis taco bell has given way to Brutalist Enby taco bell

Brutalis Enby is my straight edge punk bands name.

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

spiny posted:

Brutalis Enby is my straight edge punk bands name.

They kick rear end

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SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

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Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

Lobok posted:

Reed, Richards

lol high brow dick piss nerd humor

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Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

long as it's not playing My Favorite Things

fake e: thread's going back to NMD

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`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

😄 Haha

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`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

`Nemesis posted:

Not a malaprop, they just suck.

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Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

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Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

Barometer posted:

😄 Haha

# ? Feb 8, 2024 01:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hahahaaha

_{_{_{I don't get it....}}}

# ? Feb 8, 2024 01:53

csammis: Aug 26, 2003; Mental Institution

Milo and POTUS posted:

Hahahaaha

_{_{_{I don't get it....}}}

That's Ronald Reagan snuggling with Mikhail Gorbachev

# ? Feb 8, 2024 02:08

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Can we get a 😄 Haha smiley?

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

Hahahaaha

_{_{_{I don't get it....}}}

It's the opening shot of the piss tape.

# ? Feb 8, 2024 02:18

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

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Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

Phy posted:

BAKER STREET

https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/baker-dick

# ? Feb 8, 2024 03:11

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Empty Sandwich posted:

long as it's not playing My Favorite Things

fake e: thread's going back to NMD

I had kind of an :ohshit: moment when I realized I no longer had mod powers once I moved it to NMD but it took a whole day for anyone to notice.

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I had kind of an :ohshit: moment when I realized I no longer had mod powers once I moved it to NMD but it took a whole day for anyone to notice.

The thread was moved?

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

wrong thread

# ? Feb 8, 2024 04:12

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

Kheldarn posted:

I'd like to imagine that these dudes would find a way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT7x1NvGf5k

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cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Kheldarn posted:

With as far under the ocean as they live, their bodies have to withstand immense pressure. So, yea, the answer is a lot. A LOT.

I'm curious about this though. It doesn't appear to be functional as there's no actual piping to it, only supports from the wall. So either it's like a functional stand for instruments, or it's jokingly meant to be peed in and you just like, let it out through the spit valve onto the floor?

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