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cult_hero posted:I'm curious about this though. It doesn't appear to be functional as there's no actual piping to it, only supports from the wall. So either it's like a functional stand for instruments, or it's jokingly meant to be peed in and you just like, let it out through the spit valve onto the floor? Brass player spotted, get the gently caress out of here. Saxophones do not have a spit valve. The hot piss simply leaks out from all of the keys. It’s not a joke. Sometimes it’s more about the piss that doesn’t land on your shoes.
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Woodwind instruments like the saxophone are inferior to brass instruments like the didgeridoo.
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Oh great, the band nerds are going to argue about which instrument is worst now.
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The worst instrument is whatever I'm playing, or at least that's what all my teachers said.
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this is the best instrument: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8
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syntaxfunction posted:The worst instrument is whatever I'm playing, or at least that's what all my teachers said. That's a bong.
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Carthag Tuek posted:this is the best instrument: Inside my brain.
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Carthag Tuek posted:this is the best instrument: I knew what this was before I clicked it, and yes it is.
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Karate Bastard posted:That's a bong. I believe it's spelled "bongo"
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Bonge
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Tree Bucket posted:I believe it's spelled "bongo" Ah, yes, the green glowing mouth bongo.
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space uncle posted:Brass player spotted, get the gently caress out of here. Some saxophones have a spit valve, but it wouldn't help if you're pissing into the bell
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Soul Dentist posted:Some saxophones have a spit valve, but it wouldn't help if you're pissing into the bell You have to suck the piss into your mouth and then release it into the spit valve
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Many saxophonists don't know this.
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It's nice for them to put a sax stand in the toilet of the sax pub, tbh. You can put your sax down, do your business, then pick it up again and get back to it.
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Hyperlynx posted:It's nice for them to put a sax stand in the toilet of the sax pub, tbh. You can put your sax down, do your business, then pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up and get back to it.
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Urinal sax chat has made me realise that the :scatx: emoji is gone, goodbye to a real one that would have been incredibly appropriate.
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space uncle posted:Brass player spotted, get the gently caress out of here. 
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Mmmm hot delicious piss 
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This is why they wear checkerboard parlor creepers, to disguise the piss.
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Carthag Tuek posted:this is the best instrument: It was fun when I tried to explain to my friends I remember that clip when we were watching this episode of I Think You Should Leave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9xTPI9eo
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I had kind of an :ohshit: moment when I realized I no longer had mod powers once I moved it to NMD but it took a whole day for anyone to notice. lol owned
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Carthag Tuek posted:this is the best instrument: All I want is someone who can do with my balls what joe is doing with those pull cords.
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Carthag Tuek posted:this is the best instrument: I was so disappointed to learn this wasn't the real version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouxbu-bfbVY&t=19s
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Bet it plays "Careless Whisper" if you pee in it. ♫ Who can it pee now? ♫
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Joe slays any rear end he wants to slay, at any time.
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Android Apocalypse posted:It was fun when I tried to explain to my friends I remember that clip when we were watching this episode of I Think You Should Leave: rip Fred, GOAT.
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I'm sure there are dudes out there named Taylor Swift. There's a guy on FB named Tyler Swift, which, if it's his real name, rip. I also saw a lady named Swift Taylor which yeah, I've always liked bird names like Robin and Wren and Swallow and Black-Throated Bushtit, but I think Swift is ruined now. e: brb changing my name to Juan Fernández tit-tyrant captainOrbital has a new favorite as of 22:21 on Feb 8, 2024 |
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captainOrbital posted:I'm sure there are dudes out there named Taylor Swift. There's a guy on FB named Tyler Swift, which, if it's his real name, rip. I also saw a lady named Swift Taylor which yeah, I've always liked bird names like Robin and Wren and Swallow and Black-Throated Bushtit, but I think Swift is ruined now. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-named-taylor-swift_n_563d1408e4b0411d307118c1
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captainOrbital posted:I'm sure there are dudes out there named Taylor Swift. There's a guy on FB named Tyler Swift, which, if it's his real name, rip. I also saw a lady named Swift Taylor which yeah, I've always liked bird names like Robin and Wren and Swallow and Black-Throated Bushtit, but I think Swift is ruined now. Juan F. Tittyrant, got it.
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I named one of my children Taylor Swift [lastname] and someday Taylor will notice me.
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I actually have kind of a connection* with Taylor and she'd get a kick out of some of these comments * she used to babysit for wrestler Jeff Jarrett, and I watch him wrestle on AEW occasionally
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I grew up with a guy named Taylor and he got fat and slow
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credburn posted:I grew up with a guy named Taylor and he got fat and slow Taylor Sluggish
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Taylor Slotht.
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A guy made a pair of pants for me very quickly once
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EoinCannon posted:A guy made a pair of pants for me very quickly once Always did appreciate a Swift Tailor.
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