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sarcastx
Feb 26, 2005



MrMojok posted:

Just now this John Cougar video from like 1982 played, and I could not help but to marvel at how every single person in this video today is almost certainly one, and likely several of:

https://youtu.be/4dOsbsuhYGQ?si=Bk4jbDsaz37IVCyl

So many closeups of people I want to be three states away from
e: poo poo snipe, have another dorky '80's music video with Tormp's hand gesture/dancing coach

sarcastx fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Feb 8, 2024

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zone
Dec 6, 2016


Turrrrp

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

That's the good stuff

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

Lining up to kiss that big orange rear end.




Wow, he got the Clemson college republicans to back him? Game over.

Since everyone knows there are no more intellectually rigorous republicans than college republicans.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Apollodorus posted:

They should sue Disney to force them to make a show starring them. That seems like a winning strategy.

The Suite Life of Don and Eric.

Don Sr makes regular cameos to riotous applause.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Escape From Noise posted:

Lining up to kiss that big orange rear end.




Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Judge Engoron needs to quit eating rocks at Death Mountain or whatever the gently caress it is he does and give us our judgement already.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

cr0y posted:

So serious talk,

I honestly can't remember what was going on with the border while Trump was in office. I know crossings were down but did that have anything to do with what him and the Republicans were actually doing in the executive and i Congress or was that just due to the fact that they were down because of global affairs?

tldr: I know t0rmp didn't secure the border but I'd like a solid set of facts to back that up

Kids were in cages.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002


TOTAL EXONERATION

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
It's pronounced Prumt

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Trevor Tidepod, says it right there in the letter

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Escape From Noise posted:

Lining up to kiss that big orange rear end.




We laughed, but those fish delites he fêted their team with are paying dividends now

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

It's pronounced Prumt

Pnurtis

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



Now let me tell you why this is bad for Biden and actually good for Trump.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Batterypowered7 posted:

Judge Engoron needs to quit eating rocks at Death Mountain or whatever the gently caress it is he does and give us our judgement already.

I'm putting the date that he puts the judgment in at around the 15th I would expect we will not see something for a little while longer

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I lose sleep regularly due to not being endorsed by *checks notes* Clemson. Not having that Clemson high five really burns me up.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Now let me tell you why this is bad for Biden and actually good for Trump.

"If they found these at a private property and didn't find them to be incriminating, that must mean Trump can do the same thing - and it's been nothing but a witch hunt!"

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Batterypowered7 posted:

Judge Engoron needs to quit eating rocks at Death Mountain or whatever the gently caress it is he does and give us our judgement already.

Someone needs to bring him a Rock Roast pronto so he has the energy to finish the opinion!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Now let me tell you why this is bad for Biden and actually good for Trump.

Biden's guilt was so overwhelming and plain to see that to charge him would be an empty gesture.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Engoron may very well be trolling the gently caress out of Trump to make his stupid diaper rear end sweat it out.

Imagine the smell of stress sweat mixed in with the rest

nerox
May 20, 2001

Escape From Noise posted:

Lining up to kiss that big orange rear end.




This reminds me of when I was in college way back in the early 00's. Lewis Black came to our school and did a show. In the show he made fun of the College republicans and the punchline was something to the effect of "If you a republican in college, what are you going to be when you grow up? Nazis?"

In short, Lewis Black predicted the future way back in 2001.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



BigBallChunkyTime posted:

They own Kermit which is why he's not on Sesame Street anymore

I thought kermit was on 21 jump street?

Calypso
Sep 28, 2001

Grimey Drawer

sarcastx posted:

So many closeups of people I want to be three states away from
e: poo poo snipe, have another dorky '80's music video with Tormp's hand gesture/dancing coach

That’s really disappointing. I loved Yes music.

PuttyKnife
Jan 2, 2006

Despair brings the puttyknife down.
I kind of feel bad for how hard Engoron has to try to write a judgement that doesn’t have legal holes in it for the inevitable attempts at appeals. I guess we will see if the carefully crafted judgement from Colorado ends up having any holes.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Didn’t Engoron explicitly say he’s looking into perjury by a witness to inform his ruling? I don’t think the hold up is a mystery.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Serious_Cyclone posted:

Didn’t Engoron explicitly say he’s looking into perjury by a witness to inform his ruling? I don’t think the hold up is a mystery.

Lawyers from both sides submitted arguments about that yesterday.

Prosecution said "we know he lied, don't care, just make the dang judgment"
Defense said "we can't comment"

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Reality:

Oh poo poo, he must have cooperated with authorities and helped to give it back when the feds told them he might have accidentally taken a box with a classified document in it.

Good thing he didn't have the bathrooms at his residence all stacked to the roof with blatantly stolen classified documents and refused when asked to give them back or even conspired to have them moved when he thought they'd come looking. Only a real idiot would do that.

Repblicans:

CLARLY THIS IS TOO JUSTICE SISTEMS ONE FOR LIBS AND ONE FOR PATRIOTS!!!! :byodood:

tek79 fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Feb 8, 2024

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The fact that Donald Trump walks and talks and threatens to overthrow the US should be proof enough there's no Deep State.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Imagine the smell of stress sweat mixed in with the rest

I did and I regret my decision.

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.
This morning the Supreme Court hears oral arguments.
Later the Trump team will present the anal arguments.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

redshirt posted:

The fact that Donald Trump walks and talks and threatens to overthrow the US should be proof enough there's no Deep State.

But god’s chosen champion is not currently the President, therefore there must be some sort of conspiracy

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Actuary X posted:

This morning the Supreme Court hears oral arguments.
Later the Trump team will present the anal arguments.

Are they aware of the penal codes?

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

Actuary X posted:

This morning the Supreme Court hears oral arguments.
Later the Trump team will present the anal arguments.

I think I can spare everyone the anxiety on how they’ll rule:

“DUUUURRRRHHHH LeT tHe VOtERs DEcIDe In n0veMbeR!!1! ~fart~”

I’m sure the language will be a lot more overwrought with flowery legalese, but that’s going to be the gist of it.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

please take your doomering to a different thread

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


They're going to rule that Trump is in fact 350lbs and 5'12"

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of Trump getting thrown under the bus.

The three people Trump installed in SCOTUS get to keep their jobs, even if Trump doesn’t get to have a second chance to burn it all down so they get to be heroes of democracy.

Win/win.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



:lol:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
But what do the signs say?

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saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Pope Corky the IX posted:

But what do the signs say?

Does it matter?

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