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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Andy Marlette



Bob Gorrell



Chip Bok



Michael Ramirez



Steve Kelley



Tom Stiglich



I'm going to take this opportunity to append this hateful doodle with a related fun fact. The creator of the Love Is... cartoons, Kim Casali, was the focus of some controversy in the late 1970s. In 1975 her husband Roberto was diagnosed with testicular cancer. They decided to have some of his sperm frozen, and after her husband passed away in 1976, she decided to use the frozen sperm to have another baby. Given the popularity of the cartoons at the time, the birth of her son Milo from IVF was worldwide news, although she was condemned too, mainly by Catholics, including Vatican newspapers who condemned her for going "against evangelical morality".

Her youngest son, Milo Casali, was born in 1977. He and his older brother Dario were a big part of the early Doom mapmaking community. They eventually caught the eye of John Romero, and were brought in to develop the mapset The Plutonia Experiment, which was one half of The Final Doom. From there they moved on to making maps for Quake, and eventually careers at Valve, including working on Half Life and Half Life 2.

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The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


Okay Branco let's do literally anything to help black and/or poor people

This guy is really, really good at pointing out problems that have solutions he hates.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

God I hate it when they just say "Blacks" like that

It's so off-putting

ZZT the Fifth
Dec 6, 2006
I shot the invisible swordsman.

Brawnfire posted:

God I hate it when they just say "Blacks" like that

It's so off-putting

The dehumanization is the point - they don't see Black people as people.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't know about that but it certainly is a classic case of

"[conservative talking point or opinion]" - black people - a white person

They probably could easily get socially conservative and/or older black people to vote Republican if they were less openly racist, but alas for them

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Ramirez proving a broken clock is right twice a day. Feels a bit gross. On the other hand I am waiting with bated breath for when Trump is the nominee and if he'll fall in line. Also wondering when and why Ramirez, an enormous shithead, took issue with his own kind. Did it happen between 2016-2020 or during the Biden years?

Skios posted:

I'm going to take this opportunity to append this hateful doodle with a related fun fact. The creator of the Love Is... cartoons, Kim Casali, was the focus of some controversy in the late 1970s. In 1975 her husband Roberto was diagnosed with testicular cancer. They decided to have some of his sperm frozen, and after her husband passed away in 1976, she decided to use the frozen sperm to have another baby. Given the popularity of the cartoons at the time, the birth of her son Milo from IVF was worldwide news, although she was condemned too, mainly by Catholics, including Vatican newspapers who condemned her for going "against evangelical morality".

Her youngest son, Milo Casali, was born in 1977. He and his older brother Dario were a big part of the early Doom mapmaking community. They eventually caught the eye of John Romero, and were brought in to develop the mapset The Plutonia Experiment, which was one half of The Final Doom. From there they moved on to making maps for Quake, and eventually careers at Valve, including working on Half Life and Half Life 2.

Woah! That's cool. :allears:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

idonotlikepeas posted:


Clay Bennett



I feel like the elephant by itself would have worked here.


Eh, I'll allow it. I don't know how many people, especially younger ones, would recognize a Wite Out/Liquid Paper bottle these days, and just make the logical conclusion that it was some kind of Cum Dispenser.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vib Rib posted:

Last panel is a modern update of "Oops I forgot to tell a joke", what a gift

Did none of you really not get the joke or are you all just trolling?

SithDrummer
Jun 8, 2005
Hi Rocky!

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


To be faithful to real life events, shouldn't the guy holding the sign be white?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

idonotlikepeas posted:

Walt Handelsman



Peace, you are a bird. Birds can fly.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Trump has memes on the brain.
A Goon Cartoon.


I'm assuming this is some stdh in order to drum up support for getting rid of the post office.

Five Year Plan
Feb 18, 2009

Skios posted:

I'm going to take this opportunity to append this hateful doodle with a related fun fact. The creator of the Love Is... cartoons, Kim Casali, was the focus of some controversy in the late 1970s. In 1975 her husband Roberto was diagnosed with testicular cancer. They decided to have some of his sperm frozen, and after her husband passed away in 1976, she decided to use the frozen sperm to have another baby. Given the popularity of the cartoons at the time, the birth of her son Milo from IVF was worldwide news, although she was condemned too, mainly by Catholics, including Vatican newspapers who condemned her for going "against evangelical morality".

Her youngest son, Milo Casali, was born in 1977. He and his older brother Dario were a big part of the early Doom mapmaking community. They eventually caught the eye of John Romero, and were brought in to develop the mapset The Plutonia Experiment, which was one half of The Final Doom. From there they moved on to making maps for Quake, and eventually careers at Valve, including working on Half Life and Half Life 2.

Whoa!! What a weird combination of trivia that has personal significance to me. Like many others in this thread, I have a weird attachment to boomer-rear end newspaper comics, so I got the Love Is… reference immediately. (For it to be a real parody, they’d both have to be nude for some reason.) But let me share a story about Dario Casali: when I was in high school, I was getting into half-life 2 deathmatch mapping. The map editor (…”hammer?” I think) had just been released, and it was my understanding that this was the same tool they used internally at valve to make the game maps. When it released it wasn’t very well documented at first, presumably because if you worked at valve and had some kind of question you could just walk down the hall and ask the person who wrote the tool. (I’m sure it was also easier to use if you weren’t an inexperienced teenager.)

Anyway, I couldn’t figure out how to do certain things and it wasn’t like community wikis existed yet. So I went to valve’s corporate site, found a directory, and saw that the lead level designer was some guy named Dario Casali. It listed his work number, so I gave him a call! He listened patiently to my list of questions, then a beat passed. “…yeah. How did you get this number?”

(He was gracious about the whole thing and told me to email him instead, and answered all my questions a day or two later. Cool guy!)

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on King Charles’s cancer diagnosis – Prince Harry has returned to the UK after the news of his father’s diagnosis"

Telegraph:

Inside the battle to recharge Britain’s slowing electric car market

Matt:


Independent:

Rishi Sunak defends £1,000 Rwanda bet for ‘showing commitment’

Times:


Evening Standard:

What is Popular Conservatism? Liz Truss launches movement at 'PopCon' event

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

idonotlikepeas posted:



Bill Bramhall




more like this

Only registered members can see post attachments!

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014


meteors aren't dangerous, like, by definition

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
They are if you're in a plane :colbert:

Five Year Plan
Feb 18, 2009

TheDeadlyShoe posted:

meteors aren't dangerous, like, by definition

Do you think the joke is that the smug asteroid dinosaur is also wrong about it being an asteroid, or do you think that Fishman doesn’t know the difference between a meteor and an asteroid?

(bonus: is the joke that I myself have confused the two??)

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Microplastics posted:

They are if you're in a plane :colbert:

I'm on the surface of a sphere.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The dinosaur ones are all either "libs quibble over causes and definitions instead of doing something" or "libs do things instead of just accepting it" or "minorities bad."

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

Skios posted:

Chip Bok



This would have been a pretty effective attack in the 80s, but these days most people think of Carter as a nice old man who travels the world doing humanitarian work, and lately they feel sympathy for him for losing his wife. It isn't quite Santa Claus levels of associating your enemy with well-regarded people, but it's still pretty bad.

Skios posted:

I'm going to take this opportunity to append this hateful doodle with a related fun fact.

Five Year Plan posted:

Whoa!! What a weird combination of trivia that has personal significance to me.

Legit interesting anecdotes. Thanks for posting them!

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Damning assessment of governments to implement the National Agreement on Closing the Gap (ABC).

Rowe:


Wilcox:


Lethbridge:


Knight:


Spooner:

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch


"The crisis that didn't exist until now" is accidentally more honest than Hitch meant to be, but it should really be "that still doesn't exist".
Amazing how there's a border crisis ever 4 years and it vanishes overnight.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Did none of you really not get the joke or are you all just trolling?
The intended punchline is very obvious, I'm just commenting on how apt it is to have a disappointing letdown final panel for Drunky Duck and how well it parallels the classic "oops I forgot to tell a joke!" panel.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Brawnfire posted:

I'm on the surface of a sphere.
:lol:

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Adam Zyglis




Amjad Rasmi




Bob Englehart




Bill Bramhall




Carlos Latuff




Christopher Weyant




Clay Bennett




Dave Whamond




David M. Hitch




Ed Gamble




Jack Ohman




Jeff Danziger




Jeff Stahler




Jimmy Margulies




John Branch



Greg Abbott posted:

Texas will work tirelessly to make sure that we eliminate all rapists from the streets of Texas by aggressively going out and arresting them and prosecuting them and getting them off the streets.


Lee Judge




Matt Davies




Matt Wuerker




Mike Peters




Mike Smith




NEMØ




Pedro X. Molina




Phil Hands




Randall Enos




Rivers




Robert (R.J.) Matson




Walt Handelsman

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



I was not expecting to misread not 1 but 2 cartoons as Vladimir Putin railing Tucker Carlson today. Thanks for that, world. I guess.

Also what the gently caress is this NEMO person.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Xiahou Dun posted:

I was not expecting to misread not 1 but 2 cartoons as Vladimir Putin railing Tucker Carlson today. Thanks for that, world. I guess.

Also what the gently caress is this NEMO person.

Some new horror to remind us all that we are truly damned?

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

Boy, those clowns in Congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Trick question. Winslow never says anything funny.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Vib Rib posted:

"The crisis that didn't exist until now" is accidentally more honest than Hitch meant to be, but it should really be "that still doesn't exist".
Amazing how there's a border crisis ever 4 years and it vanishes overnight.
It seems several Dems have gotten the talking point of how to counter that bullshit. Colbert for one picked up on it.

"There's a crisis at the border. There's been a crisis at the border for the last twenty years."

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Kellies Nomination: Most incomprehensible.

Whose side are you on? Are you spreading misinformation? Why is the cat holding an RPG?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




I like the visual simplicity of that last Bennett but boy does it feel like he’s arguing the wrong side. Unless he’s a fan of an overly strong executive.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Andy Marlette



Chris Britt



Gary Varvel



Michael Ramirez



Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen



Steve Kelley



Tom Stiglich

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Skios posted:

Steve Breen



Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Skios posted:

Chris Britt



Kellies Nomination: Too Many Words

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

The carpet of villi continues to grow across the landscape, consuming all it encounters.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Kellies Nomination: Too Many Words

Also one of those cartoons where the message is alright but it's presented in kind of a douchey way

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

Also one of those cartoons where the message is alright but it's presented in kind of a douchey way

These things always lose the thread, imo. Either stick with "modern Christians would hate literally everything about the textual facts of their supposed deity, a brown Palestinian socialist Jewish pacifist" or go full redditumblr "i met God, she's black and gay :smug:". Doing both just makes you come off as Wall Of Text Ultimate Triggered, which is what they want.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on King Charles’s cancer and the NHS – As the King’s treatment commences, the queues for NHS care grow longer"

Telegraph:

The picture that says everything about the sorry state of NHS dentistry

Matt:

Dentists to be paid £20k golden hellos to move to NHS ‘dental deserts’

Independent:

NHS dentistry ‘recovery plan’ not worthy of the title, dentists say; Public don’t want to admit they’re Tories, says Liz Truss

Times:

Donald Trump does not have presidential immunity, court rules

Evening Standard:

Labour's green dream wilts as £28billion spending pledge is ditched

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